ITT: Describe the last successful romantic endeavor you had, from the meeting to the completion (sex or relationship status)
> Girlfriend comes over
> We have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction
> I send her on her way as I go back to eating hot pockets and playing Runescape
> Repeat every day for a few months
>>24524572
Are you two expecting yet?
Starting a new worshipping thread for men and women.
> a/s/l
> what are you looking for
> contact
Bonus points for pic
My kik is Lukas_throwaway
Feel free to add me I am straight male and have a kik group for worshipping
>>24523040
j22key 23m, pansexual, gender fluid, sub looking for joi control, I will pic share as well. I have pic shares groups.
Rate my eye pls
it looks eye-like 5/10
(also your eyebrows are shit)
>>24524103
ouch
Any women here into short skinny tattooed guys? I'm 29 5'5" 120lbs 6inches cut with vasectomy and no kids 40+tattoos. Have a good job helping save lives, love to hike n grow veggies/fruits.
>>24524056
Lol what?
is the pic supposed to emphasize your manlet status?
Anybody stuck with no weed and bored out of their skull?
It's not that I have nothing to do, it's that none of that stuff to do involves not being sober. I don't wanna be sober!
FFFffffuuuuu...
>>24523663
only boring people get bored
>>24523696
Lol
>>24523663
ur probably a drug addict. seek help, before u start smoking crack.
saved this from a thread i dont remember (think it was here), does anyone have more pics of him? :). nude ones also welcome :D
>>24523631
Faggot.
Left ir right and why
>>24523421
Right. Because opinion.
>>24523421
Left because I like guys with thinner faces and thick eyebrows.
>>24523421
Left if I'm being held at gunpoint but they're both fugly
rate my cock?
>>24523313
2/10
>>24523313
Got a nice head and veins. More?
7/10
rate me? A virgin
Anybody wanna watch me stroke at work on Skype
[email protected]
If it doesnt work let me know your skype
I like the moon.
Also check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPBiB-snlLg
Anyways, Granny knows best.
Please count your teeth and post them in this thread
would I be sexier if I was a woman?
how bout some millionaire cougar just turns me into her sex slave
Chicago Thread! Leave age, gender, and contact info
m18
kik: fundude117
I'm just as lonely as the rest of you fucks, but I'm beginning to feel pic related about these threads...
Oh yeah, 30/m/cook county
kik: carpepizza
[email protected]
24/sissy/Albany Park
Looking to service you anyway you see fit. Also looking for a keyholder lol.
Kik: TiffyLaRue
>>24523611
I'm pretty sure we're all the same people posting in these threads. I've messaged others on kik before; the conversation always seems to fizzle out and then dead air.
It sucks because I like to think I'm cool and fun to hang out with, but nobody ever wants to do shit.
Reopening /slut/ thread since the other one reached bump limit and died
>Age:
>Race:
>Location:
>Relationship status:
>How old when lost virginity:
>Guys fucked:
>Dicks sucked:
>Guys barebacked:
>Girls Kissed:
>Pussies sucked:
>Guys got to cum in mouth:
>Guys got to cum in pussy:
>Guys got to cum in ass:
>Oldest guy fucked:
>Like anal?
>Like swallow cum?
>Every had cum on your face?
>Every had sex in public?
>Every had sex with a boss, teacher, friend's parent, etc.? Details please
>Favorite kinks/fetishes
>Sluttiest moment? Details please
>Hard or easy for you to orgasm?
>Have you ever cheated on a partner? Did they find out?
>Well-known as a slut or a secret slut?
>Ever feel bad for being a slut?
>Picture and contact info optional
Yeah, why not. I did this once before, it was fun
>Age:
25
>Race:
Caucasian
>Location:
Would rather not say. One of the english speaking ones
>Relationship status:
I'm owned by my boyfriend
>How old when lost virginity:
15
>Guys fucked:
No idea, but if not in the triple digits, it's gotta be close
>Dicks sucked:
More than I've fucked. That's definitely in the hundreds
>Guys barebacked:
If I had to guess, I'd say maybe 30? 40? If I don't know them, they wrap it before they tap it
>Girls Kissed:
I've kissed more girls than guys. I'd say around 30 or so, but most were one night stands.
>Pussies sucked:
It is very rare that I won't eat out a girl whom I haven't kissed... so, close to 30 or so.
>Guys got to cum in mouth:
A lot. A whole lot. I happiest when I have a dick in my mouth. It's not often when I don't swallow.
>Guys got to cum in pussy:
Again, those that didn't wear a condom
>Guys got to cum in ass:
At least 20. Again, condom rule applies
>Oldest guy fucked:
I'd say maybe mid-40's.
>Like anal?
Wasn't against it at first, but I've grown to really love it
>Like swallow cum?
Yep
>Every had cum on your face?
Yes
>Every had sex in public?
I'm going to say yes, but we make sure hidden from view a lot of the time. Only been caught three times. Second time the guy joined in
>Every had sex with a boss, teacher, friend's parent, etc.? Details please
No to boss and friend's parent, but it was my teacher who introduced me to my love of oral. He gave me and my friend and I detention for passing notes in class one morning. I had made plans with my boyfriend at the time to see him after school and didn't want to miss it, so I approached him at lunch, said I'd do anything, etc. Long story short, I blew him under his desk, he eventually came. I enjoyed it so much that I blew my boyfriend that afternoon, then lost my virginity to him. When I approached my teacher about it the next day, he quickly apologized and begged me not to tell anyone. I just told him that I really enjoyed it and would love to do it again. I never told, he never got in trouble, and I must have blown him two or three times a week until I graduated. But it was just oral, he never fucked me.
>Favorite kinks/fetishes
Many, is the answer. As mentioned before, I'm owned by my boyfriend (he likes me calling him Daddy. Cliché, I know. But he really loves it, so I will now refer to him as such). He's my dom, I'm his sub, and he's gotten me into many different things. I love being naked, love fucking outside. He's tied me up, given me slutty clothes to wear, pees on me, he's even passed me around to his friends, random people... and his sister. He's also talked to me about fucking a dog, which I'll admit turns me on.
>Sluttiest moment? Details please
Two come to mind: The Super Bowl Party and getting my Daddy's sister involved with us. But this post is getting long enough. I'll answer it, when asked.
>Hard or easy for you to orgasm?
It's not difficult, but it's so frustrating to have it denied to me
>Have you ever cheated on a partner? Did they find out?
The aforementioned teacher, and the bf at the time never found out. I didn't tell a soul while I was there. Since then though, I've never fucked outside of a relationship until now, but that's only because my daddy tells me too
>Well-known as a slut or a secret slut?
I like to try and keep it a secret, but there are more people who know about me being a slut than I am aware of.
>Ever feel bad for being a slut?
Not really. The most I've ever used sex for is for getting some free drinks every now and again... and out of detention I guess.
>Picture and contact info optional
Would rather not post either, but I'm happy to answer any questions.
Look at this fucking elbow.
Just look at it.
I call it 'El Bow' like it's Spanish. I'm not Spanish.
El Bows From Saturn.
>>24523725
Daymmmmmm son talk like that any more and I'll show a fuckin' knee.
>>24523732
Show me ya moves!
haha get it because Captain Falcon hits you with his knee in melee haha
Hey boys <3 Looking for someone to type to
on facebook :) fb.me/ligli4kata123
All likes on my pictures would be appreciated <3
Age?
>>24523340
>>24523343
she's from Bulgaria
plays on a girl's basketball team
given the type of gymnasiums used for the court
I would guess she's in high school during last March
if she's graduated by now 17 or 18
the photo posted is her most recent
16 could be referring to her age
the Florina glasses are a logo from a Bulgarian juice brand
the room is a hotel room in bulgaria taken on Oct 29
could be either overnight halloween party
or her high school basketball team was playing out of town
in which case she's probably 16 or 17 an average teenage slut
either way a minor and shouldn't be on 4chan
Is guys shaving and trimming pubic hair a thing now? I'm 25 and it's something I've never even thought about until a hookup mentioned it the other day
Idk if this is the right board to ask but didn't know where else to go
Picture unrelated
>>24523323
makes your dick look bigger fagio
>>24523323
Let's see how bad it is. Post that dick bush. Also yea generally trimmed is a good thing. Doesn't have to be bare skin but trimmed nicely
>>24523323
Nothing worse than gagging on an errant pube.