Are you looking for some exotic fun? Are you looking for a pet? Are you looking for someone who is different? I have a dark fantasy of being kidnapped. If you're serious about making this come true text me at twozeroseven779eight3two5 and so I know you're serious text me "you're mine now" to prove you're real. I will only accept text.
Clean your room up kid. Noone is falling for this bait, post timestamp of your phone information, showing your number on it.
ITT post your dating profile (okcupid, match, eharmonay, etc) and have others tell you how you are fucking up
>still having a Zoosk account
At the risk of being laughed at
Okcupid.com/profile/Notasandvich
I am Slav.
Do I look white?
>>24865551
yes
/pol/ fags banned me
rate my whiteness
I'm reminding I am Slav (Lubuskie, western Poland (don't invest there))
>>24865558
Take this as a lesson to stop caring about being white. Nazis would have still murdered every last one of you.
Spirit animal thread!
Post a selfie and others say what your spirit animal would be
>>24862748
a gay deer that likes to suck cocks
>>24862748
Cheetah
Kik group chat
Post usernames below to get added
Impale.you
Hottie12babe
I'm male 18
M/21/bi down for AnYtHiNg.
Kik: kropkilla
Old Rate thread is dying, and I wanted to be OP!
Rate /Improvements Thread
>>24853178
You'd probably look better with a younger face, but try working on the beard a bit and we'll see how that turns out :)
8/10, though. Love the hair-do and nice facial structure.
old pic here, really cleaned up a bit, but if this thread becomes active ill post a current.
>>24853178
Nice face structure, better hair style and Maybe hit gym every now and then you be 7-8
Working man's rate thread
Post your job and salary. Tired of losers bragging about dick sizes and skanks they can pick up. I'm sure a real man's ability to support a family is attractive to some people. I'll start:
Underground Gold Miner 120k/year plus incentives
>>24850723
>>24850723
Where the fuck do you work and how do I get a job there?
>>24850733
Be in good shape and show up with work boots. If you turn out to be a bitch they'll tell you to hit the bricks
New Skype Thread!
>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Relationship Status
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>What languages do you speak?
>What are you looking for?
>What are you not looking for?
>Picture of You
>Contact info
Holy fuck I got here so early
>ASL
18/M/US/Kansas
>Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text/mic/cam
Yes/Yes/Long stretch but maybe
>Favorite music
Funk rock, alt rock, symphonic rock, jazz fusion
>Favorite Movies
Horror, but super specifically the Alien and Nightmare on Elm Street series.
>Favorite TV shows
Don't watch a lot of tv, but holy fuck have I been bingeing Once Upon a Time on Netflix.
>Spoken languages
English, and super bad German, but I'm learning :3
>What are you looking for?
Looking for buddies and skype friends
>What am I not looking for
no bully pls
>Picture of you
>posting my pic on a Vietnamese weaving board
>Contact Info
Skype is rhunter19981
>A/S/L
27/m/Middle EU
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text / Mic / Cam
y
>Favorite Music
Mother mother, Twenty one pilots, The 1975, house, trap, ...
>Favorite Movies
Tarantino, Scorsese, Arronofsky, Nolan, ...
>Favorite TV Shows
Rick and Morty, Breaking bad, Game of Thrones, ...
>What are you looking for?
Friends etc.
>Picture of You
Related
>Contact info
Skype: norc888
A/S/L
21/M/FL
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
single
>Text / Mic / Cam
yes/ yes/ maybe
>Favorite Music
Linkin park, faint, Foo Fighters, Trapt, EDEN
>Favorite TV Shows
series of unfortunate events, Rick and Morty
>What languages do you speak?
English
>What are you looking for?
someone to talk to
>What are you not looking for?
>Contact info
andrew_parker51
NO dirty snap thread so make new one :)
add me girls Dirtysanchezx
anonlewd
Lf shaved dick, twinks etc
ggs005
white guy with a big cock
phoenixlawstud
24 M
Stressed out law student...
Asexual Thread
Any other aces on /soc/? Come in and post pics, talk, or whatever.
Asexuals
The most left alone sexual preference out there
I am mistress rachel
If you are mtf trans or a passable sissy with wig and makeup kik me now if you want me to own you
Kik: emotranny1998
>>24864340
Kys degenerate
My dick is bigger you mad
>>24864340
You are a long haired faggot with a short dick and moobs.
Go to the gym.
How about a pen pals thread.
Put your email (or contact) down here and people can write to you and have conversations.
Template:
>A/S/L
>Orientation
>favorite bands/musicians
>favorite movies
>favorite books
>favorite vidya
>what you're looking for
>what you're not looking for
>contact info
I'll go first
>25/Female/Ontario Canada
>Lesbian
>Broken Social Scene, Metric, Stars, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, the Apples in Stereo,the Olivia Tremor Control, Echo and the Bunnymen, the Smiths, the Cure, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees.
>Citizen Kane, Velvet Goldmine, the Graduate, Sound of Music
>Watchmen, graphic novels and comics more generally
>Pokemon Go
>Actual (possibly platonic) conversation ideally about music. Open to whoever
>Not looking for dick pics or nude swaps
>[email protected]
>>24862739
I don't really use email, but if you post your address I will write you a letter
>>24862739
> Male 35 Sweden
> Pansexual with a shift towards guys
> Depeche modes, antiloop, poets of the fall, Pendulum, Tom Jones,
> The ninth gate, Mr brooks, fist full of dollars, attack on titan, die hard, Jurassic park trilogy
> Engineering handbooks (reasons)
> TF2, company of heroes, heroes of might and magic, warcraft2, civilization series. generic retro games (watching pro starcraft players)
> Anyone who makes me feel more alive, i am the kind of guy who has a good memory, so things get pretty dull in the long run and i end up feeling as i've seen it all before even when intense things take place, i like to listen to younger people telling me about their dreams (not dreams like pimping a ride into a babe pickup or building a cinema in the basement) but aspirations of your very own, painting/drawing/playing an instrument, the kind of unrealistic and naive things you wish to reach for while you're still untouched by the cold hands of reality.
> fuck buddies and sugar babies,
> now that i finished the template i realized it really sound too boring for anyone to ever contact me, heh! but at least i enjoyed writing it up to this point.
Add YOUR kik userid if you want others to send you dick pics :3
Make a few friends, send a dick pic to some others on the list and please be sure to send me, your horny, curious Broanon host one too! Bonus points for cum videos :3
KIK: ggsunia
24/m/USA
Kik: 502dude92
24m
xaustin44
twinkfun69 18/m flood me with cocks
hips rate thread
>>24858739
Sweet mother of god instant erection
>>24858739
Is that even natural?
either way 10/10 would fuck
>>24858748
yes, its natural, i have good genetics
Skype me if you are keen - my name is Wheelz on skype. Hope that works.
>>24864822
well the account is wheelzism - sorry for the awkward upload
>>24864822
keen on what?
>>24864822
half of your eyeliner is missing