Your favorite invention? Can be simple or complex. No intellectual

>>7635443
>no intellectual shitposting please
May I ask what you were expecting from /sci/?

>No intellectual posing please
friend, i believe you have not completely grasped where it is that you are posting
pretending to be intelligent is what makes /sci/ so wonderful
the idiots that don't actually know anything pretending to be smart, and the smart people being idiots all balances out in a raging shit-flinging contest between the two parties

my favorite invention is /sci/

>>7635443
microwave oven
>fresh popcorn in about 3min
>what a time to be alive

>>7635540
kek

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dis

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The absolute pinnacle of design and utility. Every time I ride i am always amazed by the bicycle and often wonder what an ET visitor would think about such a contraption in context of our anatomy.

enema

Can I stick computers and the internet together? I can be friends with and actually spend time with people besides my peers or coworkers and I can read about most whatever Id like whenever Id like to. And games, and downloading shows and movies, and easy ability to quickly download and fuck around with cool and/or fun software at a whim.

>>7635750
my god you're right

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This motherfucker right here. I swear it breaks physics

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>>7635750
On the other hand...

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The mechanical pencil.

>>7636004

That's a part, not an innovation.

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>>7635750

>>7635555
>microwave oven
>>fresh popcorn in about 3min
>>what a time to be alive

Electric Stove
>fresh popcorn in about 5min
>what a time to be alive

Campfire
>fresh popcorn in about 5min
>what a time to be alive

plumbus

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>>7635443

>>7636048

MY NIGGER

but why y posting some cheap ass shit, bruh. Real niggas fuck wit kuru toga ya feel

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Honestly I get goosebumps whenever I see this thing in action
The way it moves so much weight with such little energy expenditure is amazing

Airplane

Get paid 80k to analyze them

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Both the tip and the click mechanism

>>7635750
I'd also say yes to bikes, these things are amazing transportation considering it's purely mechanical, and can be made dirt cheap.

>>7637487
The tip is so damn simple yet it's so completely different from a fountain pen. Truly innovative.

>>7637487
for smoking crack yes

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either this

>>7635750
or this

>>7637490

Bicycles are probably the most efficient and elegant human augmentation to date.

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>>7635443

my favorite invention is math

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>>7639263
Get on my level

>500 blowjobs on one charge
>will suck the dick off your pelvis

>>7639277

Now all we need is to teach it to cook and we're set

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>>7639277
this looks amazing!

>>7639285

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>>7639285

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>ctrl+f
>no internal combustion engine

>>7639277

That really should have been "The 400 Blows."

the best invention is refrigeration you nincompoops.

toilets are also amazing. flushing without power is incredible

>>7639339
combustion engine is no one's favorite invention.

Mine would be paper

>>7639366
Please do not discriminate against indians, this is an ignorant thing to do.

>>7639366
Good luck getting them to refill without power or a specially constructed gravity feed.

>>7637472
>The way it moves so much weight with such little energy expenditure is amazing
You must be easily amazed.
It lowers as much weight as it lifts.
It uses so little energy because it's doing very little work.

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>>7639285
>Now all we need is to teach it to cook and we're set
>implying most women can cook for shit.

>>7635443
>favorite invention?
antiseptic

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>>7635443
>keeping me warm and comfy all winter.
Speaking of which, it took entirely too long for people to invent this kind of earmuffs.

My favorite invention?

Mathematics

>>7639514
Is there a difference between invention and discovery?

>>7635540
10/10

>>7639514
>mathematics
>invention

The wheel.

Written language is the best invention, nothing else compares.

Except for sex dolls.

>>7639629
You can thank the nazis for that.

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>>7639666

>>7635443
>No intellectual posing please
>>>/b/
>>>/diy/

dildo, you don't even have to be gay for that

>>7639519
Yes.

>>7639537
Math is an invention used to quantify and study real world phenomena

>>7639537
Math is an invention because humans thought it up. Its ideas, so it doesnt 'exist' in any physical sense, and literally any concept already exists in the infinite library sense, but its invention if a person goes and comes up with it on their own.

For example, the ancient may didnt 'discover' writing because other people across the ocean had already invented it. They just invented it again.

>>7635540
Topkek
-1/12

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this

anime body pillows with integrated fleshlight

>>7640041
Yes