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Is it better to masturbate BEFORE studying or AFTER?
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Since when people openly brag about being wankers?
Back to /r9k/.
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Only a gf can solve sexual problems
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>>8793616
Practically everyone masturbates you fucking brainlet
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How do I become smarter? I'm already struggling with a prerequisite classes. I'm a black girl, maybe I can milk other stuff, so I'm on double easy mode when it comes to medical school, but my average intellgence and luck isn't going to be enough. I will slit my wrists if I need to stay in and study most of my hours awake.
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>>8793498
>study hard
>eat a balanced diet
>sleep well
>exercise
>don't be a negress
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>>8793498
Study more hours like everybody else or don't get better. There's no substitute for hard work.
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>I will slit my wrists if I need to stay in and study
Well too bad then, Sally. You either buckle down and do actual HARD WORK or quit
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it was asked for daily math problems. Not sure if I'm able to do this (pose a problem every day), but sure it will be fun to try. Would there be interest (and maybe help)?
I just start right away:
Problem 1:
On day 0 there is one object. Every day, every object does:
- disappear, with probability 1/4
- nothing, with prob. 1/4
- self-double, with prob. 1/4
- self-triple, with prob 1/4
What is the probability, that some day there will no objects left (go extinct)?
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100% given enough time.
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>>8793476
No, that would mean that they _always_ go extinct. But it is possible for the population of object to grow indefinitely.
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>>8793375
holy shit
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Dinosaur & other extinct animal thread
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Are dinosaurs real? How can things like pic related possibly fly?
Is it possible that they're just forgeries by the Chinese and the geologists
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>>8793184
I mean look at this shit. Anyone with basic knowledge of aerodynamics would know that this thing would divebomb straight out of the sky
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>>8793184
They had hollow bones also not dinosaurs.
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everything was bigger because gravity was lower
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K-map or pure Boolean algebra?
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>>8793046
fuck you saged
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>>8793046
Quine–McCluskey
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>>8793046
kmap first
Redpill me on eating pork, /sci/
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>>8793009
I know a guy who will tell you about all the dangers of pork then eat a hamburger with back bacon on top.
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>>8793009
put BBQ sauce on it to make it GOAT
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Easy to cook, versatile, goes great with a sweet and spicy maple glaze
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>be drunk
>do better on my engineering assignments than when I am sober
EXPLAIN
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Do you study when drunk? Could be state dependent memory
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>>8792917
When you're drunk, you're more likely to go out and fuck other dudes which triggers your engineering powers so you do better. You just aren't remembering all the dicks you're shoving down your throat
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>Spend the whole day studying math
>Feel like jerking off to traps
EXPLAIN
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What is /sci/ doing this summer?
Internships? Jobs? REUs? Workshops? Shitposting on 4chan?
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>>8792675
slaving away in my windowless lab hoping that i'll get my prelim done this summer.
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>>8792675
interning full time for a large automotive company
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>>8792675
masturbating
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how long will it take me to reach six figures as a mechanical engineer with a master's degree
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How many cocks can you suck per hour?
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>>8792382
i wouldn't know as i've been pimping your mother to perform this duty for the past 2 years
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>>8792406
Then you would know, retard...
[not him, btw]
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>Footage conveniently cuts of when the rocket is about to land
>magically reappears with a rocket on the drone ship with no smoke that would've been caused by the engine of the rocket burning
Are they even trying anymore?
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>>8792028
arianne ceo plz go
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>>8792028
The shittiest moment of my life.
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I honestly don't understand how people can believe this shit.
It's literally equivalent to believing you can throw a pencil thousands of feet into the air and have it land on a flat piece of wood floating on water.
How are people so easily fooled?
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Is gastric bypass the only viable surgical intervention for the patients on My 600-lb Life? Could their fat be surgically excised or sucked out in some way?
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>>8791914
they could just lose it the normal way, by not eating as much shit
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>>8791914
they should just make a hole in the back of their head where food comes out, and call it an everything bypass.
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Give me one (1) good reason why these people shouldn't be euthanised?
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i've always had problem with division, how can i learn the division algorithm from zero? I've heard a lot of that gelfand algebra book, is it a good book for this?
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Do you mean simple stuff like the expressions in the pic?
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division is just inverse multiplication
are you good at multiplication, anon?
if 18 / x = 6, what multiplied by 6 gives you 18?
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I'm through with high school physics and found it quite an easy ride, should I apply to study physics in university? I'll want none of that boring Newtonian classical mechanics bullshit, but real cosmic problems.
Pic related, that's what I aspire to be, a true, inspiring physicist with real substance and character.
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>>8791720
>I'll want none of that boring Newtonian classical mechanics bullshit, but real cosmic problems.
Anon, the first thing you're going to view in university will be the former, since you cannot learn the latter without that.
You should just do Astronomy, but expect to do a class of chemistry, so I seriously hope you at least got good at high school chemistry.
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>>8791720
>classical mechanics
>boring
Pleb detected.
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>>8791720
>tfw engineer
>tfw I've probably taken a half-dozen classes on F=ma
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Is a math PhD worth it? I know BLS.gov says that the number of mathematician jobs will increase at a rate above average of all occupations in the U.S. but it only amounts to about 700 new openings.
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Only you are equipped to make that sort of economic decision, you know more about your life and what you want more than anyone else does. That's why we live in a free market, not a command economy.
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Get a PhD in stochastic calculus or some finance related field, then you can become a quant and literally earn 300k
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>>8791624
Yes and no, being a mathematicians is becoming a math researcher.
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Let's discuss the book that made Euler, GOD EULER.
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CHHHHHHHhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHhHHH
NOOO MATH
MY WORST ENEMIY
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>>8791603
Math is live
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>>8791600
If Euler was so smart how come he didn't he solve any Millenial Problem.