He rimind me of johny dep willy wonk

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2015-11-09 00:57:13 Post No. 3896185
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He rimind me of johny dep willy wonk

mage 2015-11-09 01:01:34 Post No.3896192
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>>3896185
mage goes in all fields

Anonymous 2015-11-09 01:02:49 Post No.3896194
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>>3896185
only oldfigs remember

Anonymous 2015-11-09 01:07:08 Post No.3896200
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From an unbiased perspective, out of all the memes, the Mage is without a doubt the most powerful. Walruse's tricks pale in comparison to his illusions. The Hulkster's might is nothing before his arcane strength. Even some of the most famous memes like lel and kek, while incredible, are nothing compared to the Mage. Have you heard of the meme "tatdod"? Probably not, because the Mage destroyed it when it tried to attack [s4s]. Once, a young meme found himself in the middle of a herd of Lelaphants. With a flick of his fingers the Mage teleported the Lelaphants back to their reserve and rescued the boy. Do you know the reason why le about to sit man is about to sit? It's because the Mage requested it.

Thousands of memes exists only thanks to the Mage. Small memes like Burgen and Blimp. Bigger memes like Nice Grill and Froge. Even Patrick Bateman and Doge only exist because of the Mage's efforts. The Mage willed the creation of [s4s] in the first place, and he even created Mot and the Purple Palm Tree Men to uphold order. Swaglord himself contains a large amount of Mageic, which allows him to do incredible things. The Mage is the one who gifted the Donut Man his donut. The Mage is the one who built [s4s] City for all memes to enjoy

The Mage can slay one hundred thousand [a/jp] or /b/ #rudeposters with a single breath and banishes disgusting creatures such as janitors (who do it for free) to the abyss. In a recent contest, people voted the Mage as "most handsome", while le shit nigger was forced to settle with second. The Mage is elegant, and better than you will ever be, but that's okay, because he doesn't like to brag, so even though he's so far above you he'll still help you when you need it and he considers you a personal friend. He even rimind me of johny dep willy wonk.

All hail the Mage!