Help me [s4s] Doge is going out of control.

>>3886308

stop, doge

>>3886331
:stop doge:
/doge
*disconnects doge*

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>>3886308
hahaha wat a cute pupper xDDDDD

:doge: :doge: :doge:

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>3886636
Nice singles what is that publication doge is reading in ur pic related (the pic u posted)

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>>3886987
Shibe Monthly. a hard hitting journal about important things like how to find a roommate, steamed or fresh broccoli, and the best way to get petted

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>>3887099
I must ask in a lot of photos the doges always look like they are in prision (;_;) look at those bars? does like living in those coniditions
btw have u seen this film its a bout a very nice doge who helps coach an alcoholic nd bully and teaches him the ways of niceness annd has an intervention and he ends up replacing liquor with vegtables !!!!!!!11 :DDD

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>>3887390
many doges like to have a nice safe fort inside their dojos that is just for them. but they still want to be able to see out of it and hear everything going on! but dont worry there definitly not prisions, the doors dont lock and doge can freely walk in and out as she pleases :^)

that movie looks fantastic by btw! how is doges performance as an actor?

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>>3887535
>that movie looks fantastic by btw! how is doges performance as an actor?
jiveturkey u know u dont need to ask that question!!!!11 has a doge ever gave a lackluster preformance xDDDDDDDDDDD it was a great movie needless to say tears were shed. I love ur pic,doge sure loves flowers!!!! 〔´∇｀〕do you think she gardens, im sure bcuz she love vegtables but im sure she also wants to support local farmers!

>>3887784
got to bump :D

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>>3887784
im sure doge has a vegie/flower garden because it is very peacefull to garden and she loves to smell flowers :^)

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>>3888316
Don't u think she'd like to support local farmers as well :D tho?

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pastor Gavin, pastor Jiveturkey my doge has been suffering depression lately and she needs your spiritual guidance to put her back up. Any dogible verses will greatly aid her, please she needs your help :^(

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>>3888366
of course! in fact many doges are even farmers themselves! there was once an old farmer who was getting to old to farm anymore and his crops of broccoli were drying up. do you know what he did? he sat down and prayed to doge for some rain just to help him grow enough to make it through the winter. and get this, the next day a doge showed up at his house wearing overalls and a corncob pipe! due to the doges arrival it was extremely sunny out but as soon as doge was inside the sky got dark and it began to rain big time! the following mornning the broccoli was over 4 feet tall!!! just being around a doge can actually quadruple plant growth in almost all healthy veggitable as her aura of friendlyness inspires them to grow so that mabey oneday they can be eaten by doge!

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>>3888400
that is very heart breaking to hear friend!
plz read this to your bestfriend.

"So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your Doge. I will strengthen you and help you and let you pet me; I will uphold you with my righteous right paw and lick away your tears.
Dogeaiah 41:10

>>3888366
>>3888400
>>3887099
nice dogeubles :^)

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>>3888754
xDDDDDDDD

>>3888468
tbh lad

>>3888754
Strewth mate. That croc's in a death roll.

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cool as a cucumber

Hello there friends, Jiveturkey, you are so nice sharing wonderful pictures of Doge.

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>>3889488
thanks friend :^) you have wonderful dubs!

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>>3888400
sometimes doge's get sadded when their roomates are sad or in bad time!!! doge is there to help u and when she sees ur in a pickle or having sad times it will also make her sad. u see doge is the most empathetic bein that has EVER exsisted. see u must be happpy and nice then she will be happy!! :DDDD
"Therefore I urge you, brethren, by the mercies and niceness of Doge, to present your bodies a living and holy sacrifice of being a great friend and person, u will always be acceptable to Doge asa roomate then, which is your spiritual service of worship." -Dogens 12:1

>>3890212
ultra autismo and not even in a kewl way

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>>3888417
beaootiful story!!!!!1 but it makes very much sents!!!did u kno how the potatoe famine began in ireland? well ireland used to have many doges and the place was a heavenly kingdom of nicessness becuz people loved and worshipped doges!!!! but then one day a man from /b/ came to rule irelannd he called doge a N***** F****T! HE FORCED ALL THE DOGES TO IMIGRATE TO JAPAN ;_; it proved to be a horrible mistake as potatoes cud no longer grow without the doges btww look at this pic xDDD how do u think doges spend hallows eve

>>3890216
what happened to us LoLo we were once good friends

>>3889688
You're welcome :) Nice dubs also!
I don't have a shibe but a different doge, all doges are nice :D

>>3890412
only shibes are doges though believe or not :0 others are doggos. I like doggos tho :)

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>>3890420
>420

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>doge
>>>/9gaga/

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>>3890898
Why is doge such a napper xD

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>>3890231
most doges spend holloween patrolling the streets for rude people and inspecting candy to make sure it is not tampered with. one time i remember trick or treating and we were walking up to this spooky old house with christmas light up and an old van parked in front. we were young so we didnt think anything of it. as we were walking up we heard loud but gentle borks coming from 2 SEPRATE BUSHES!!! it turns out this house was being watched by not one but 2 doges!! and the old man inside was giving out moth balls dipped in syrup and cigar ashes! we didint know it at the time but doge really saved our weekend

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>>3891097
its gotta be exhausting being the most loved and sought after bean on earth! plus could u imagine having a fur as fluffy as doges! you could sleep anywhere!!, i bet even a concrete floor feels like the softest matress in the world

>>3890216
>>3890237
just for the record that wasn't me (and a few other posts today weren't me either). if u see someone with my name being rude it's prob an imposter, k?

>>3891193
Thanks u and jiveturkey are the best friends on cud ask for xcept for a doge of course :DDDDDD

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>>3891121
hahah OMGOSH thats a great story it puts the ants in my pants!!!!!1 isnt it tragic that these doges never get rewardeded for their herosiim and philanthropy!11 they dont even ask for vegtables in return for saving a life!!1 where i live a pregant woman was taken to the hospital! the preganancies were going wrong, the doctors said nothing could be done to savve the baby. a doge overheard the women's cries, even thouhg that doge was busy and it was late at night, that doge busted into that hospital a preformed a succesful c section. BOTH THE BABY AND MOTHER SURIVIVED. that baby went to find the doge later in life, after searching for years he found her. He petted her in this picture. I believe the babies' roomates with that doge now!

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>>3891236
what a heroic doge! its so good that these true stories are finally coming out into the daylight so everyone knows just how important doge is even if its not ever in the newspapers!

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>>3889488
>>3889688
nice eights
>>3889922
double dubs, nice
>>3888866
quad dubs, nice

>>3891236
clinically retarded, most likely. could have been the heavy metal toxicity of your mom's poor decision making body or the giant syringe of mercury they happily prick infants with so instead of dealing with the measles for a week of your life your entire personality has a giant glaring defect that will essentially disallow you from leading a normal healthy lifestyle. yknow, either/or.

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>>3892123
sir or madam, this is a Doge thread and we dont take kindly to people being mean around here, please live up to Doges standards or make like a submarine and leaf

>>3886308
Bump from car

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>>3892547
;_; w-w-why did they type that?
also why is doge stuck in tht photo and why is no one helping her!

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>>3893174
it could easly have been cade impostering someone to try to ruin our wonderful doge thread.

in that pic doge is not truly stuck. an evil corporation is trying to bulldoze an animal shelter and doge is protesting by sticking herself in the wall to help save her friends and family! this is taken a while ago and of course it worked and now the shelter is even better than ever after eeveryone saw doge and donated tons of money and free vegitables for 5 years!

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>>3886308
HELP PROBLEM IS WORSE

DOGE IS TURNED TO DRILL

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>>3893384
DOGE PLASE CALM DOWN!!!! UR GOING TO HURT YOURSELF AGAIN!!!

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>>3893308
Yay :D
U can hav cukumbr!

>>3893683
doge just died

>>3894099
good digits my doge-worshipping friend!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>3894380
>>3893308
doge wud even put her own life on the line even for cades and snek! its truly inficative of her undttying lovenesss. I must say im up set Hiro put a cade on the front page :_;

>>3893384
MY DOGE IS THE DOGE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

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a smiling happy doge!

>>3895823
she looks a little upset in that photo :0

>>3896155
cud u even imagine having two doge roomates!!!! i cant becuz i cant even imagiene having one :( ive worked so hard spreading the word of doge and still my door way is empty and i have no best fluffy friend to play with just a cade ugh

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the rarely seen Black Feeted Doge, i believe they can walk on fire

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>>3896286
these things dont hapen over night, doge has a porpoise for you and you must be patient.

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>>3896298
Thats very strange do u believe those are the firefighting doges?????? they must be. Ive almost thought of burning down my house to be saved by a doge but then i realize that would be unjust and violated the dogeible. I just want to SEE a doge so bad its like a burning firein my stumch. I pray to her she will. I know she will
as it says in the dogeible
"There in Heaven will meet with you; and from above the nicest seat, from between the two of the nicest, politest and fluffiest which are upon the ark of the testimony, I will speak to you about all that is nice and all that is silly, I will stray your soul away from the tyranny, lust and evil of /b/ I will give you in commandment for the sons of Doge. You must not confess my glory on this earth, but instead spread stories to /s4s/ and to cleanse the wickedness from the hearts of those who say n***** f*****. For I am a disciple of your Lord, and you must shepard /b/ and /pol/ to /s4s/. With that, your life's pilgrimage to enlightenment will be complete. Thus, you will live in eternal paradise with plenty of doge friends, just bring vegetables and pet us :D"
-Dogedous 13:4

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>>3896338
in Doges name we pray, Amen

>>3896338
wow pls shut up

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>>3896455

>>3896455
good dubs lolo

>>3896497
mean....but bump

>>3897005
delete this
This is doge general.

>>3897098
>>3896803
Hey Jiveturkey and Gavin I'm thinking of going out to Kyoto and finding a doge to fug . Which hole does she prefer ive been fantasizing about rutting her hours edging us both, until the bed is drenched with sweat and I hear nothing but her soft sweet pants then I found bust a giant nut in her, and we'd continue to make out for hours until our libido came back and I'd keep rutting her till I couldn't move. I'd lick her soft wet fur and play with cute little pussy. What do you guys think?

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>>3897117
what r u talking about?

>>3897165
Making sweet but hot ruff sweaty sex with a doge. C'monJive u wouldn't the in these threads if weren't after the same thing, sweet shibe pussy

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>>3897174
wasnt talking to u. talking to the person i linked telling me to delete a doge pic in a doge thread

>>3890921
how much of a newfig can you be tbh wew

>>3886308
Did u try turning her off then turning her back on again?

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Oldfigs remember
Bunda Dog predates Doge

KC tier mene desu

>>3897289
tell me how to plunge my boy parts into dogehole please i must know the best way. riding rawdoge in thru and and all available orifices. mouthing muchcum and blowing into dogenose so to feeling my spirit energy. doge sheba-shrieking into the evening seeking sleep yet never dream

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>>3897143
>>3897174
>>3897849
holy fr*ck ◝(๑+᷄д+᷅๑)◞՞ why do u think its okay to poast sutff like this does it make you feel good and mean? its not only lewd but rude. doge is not EVER for that kind of stuff EVER. how cud u have sexual luv for a doge THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!! ;___; just leave i hope one day doge will change your sick heart.
>>3897398
Jiveturkey my dear friend how must we deal with a man as sick as this?

page 5 save rave

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>>3898052
it is quite disturbing i know, rember that Doge is a very nice friend and would want to help this person to become nice. the fact that they are on [s4s] and posting in a doge thread shows that they want help but are not sure how to go about it and have a sick twisted version of love. We must continue to show the world pics of doge and tell of her tales in order to reach the people who need it most,

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>>3898427
That is very true!1 i think they do perhaps love doge as everyone does in their deep down soul but their love is misplaced. all of these mean people r just crying for help. It reminds me of a quote from Pope Dogeis the third "No man chooses rudeness because it is rude; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks"
every1 is looking for good and the niceness doge delivers but they seek it out in the wrong way, like posting lewd&rude things or browsing /b/.

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>>3898696
yes hopefully they find doge in their life. she is waiting for them to axe for help

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>>3899029
jiveturkey i must ask u where were u be4fore u discovered doge? i myself was in a very dark place tbchph

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>>3899181
i was an up and coming crack dealer selling my wears to young school children by sticking my product in tootsie roll wrappers. then one day whilst slanging some rock up in dat beitch, i was shot in the stomach and went into a coma and had a dream. in that dream a small blonde child wearing a bonnet came and sat at my feet and looked me in the eyes. i looked back at her and was going to smack her but i noticed that she had a single tearing dripping from her eye. it was at this time i also noticed she had a long snoot and a curly tail and was actually a Doge! She borked to me, "please dont make me cry, i will be your friend forever and always for all space and time." at this point i woke from my coma and was completely healed!!! needless to say it changed my life forever

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>>3899274
that story took the words out of my mouth and my eyes are glowing with water . its truly awe inspiring how doge changes ppl. did u kno al capone met a doge friend in jail! the doge wasn't in jail (obviees) but she would come to al capone's window late at night and keep him company and fill his soul with happiness. despit what u may read in hooman history books, al capone was reformed and went on to walk the world and teach ppl of doge. some say he still browses s4s and drops by every one n while to say something nice!

>>3886308
>>3893384
>shibe spin

UNLIMITED POWER

>>3899274
JIVETURKEY PLZ EXPLAIN THIS VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vahThiPTiI THIS DOGE IS BEING ROOD ;_;

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>>3899440
>despit what u may read in hooman history books
amazing tale! is there another history recoeded?? perhaps by something more fluffy and nice than us?

>>3899710
thats an Akita a larger DOG that dreamt of being a shibe but is just a dog. so they are capable of anything including being mean and not lisening to people Japan knows doges must choose their roommates so they could not "give" one away

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>>3897833
>>3896455
>>3896433
>>3896155
checked

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Doge

>>3899710
Doge has morals and doesn't bow down to dictators.

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確かにお辞儀には見えない

犬は、車を自分が乗る事で動くと思っていると言う言葉がある、インド人は犬はバカだと思っている

俺は車の片方のホイールが錆びるのは犬にションベンさせる飼い主がいると思っている

>>3900089
dank meem frand

>>3900136
whats happening to that cutie

how to fug my doge! doge looking so sexy curled up with rippling fur i want to squeeze my weiner into one of those fat-flaps and find a feel-good hole! next time doge is sedated from vet i make my move. doge acting sleepy and limbs wobbly. cannot stand up quite yet. perfect! finding sweet sweet dogehole. sniff first of course, smells like grass and static vaccum! so so good smelling i cannot resist. my ding-dong flops out WHOOPS! doge has no clue! spitting on dick-tip ready to enter for lovemaking session!

>>3886308
Save rave

wuf

>>3901159
I know you're a fucking welfare nigger jiveturkey. Thats why you're obsessed with comfy pics of jap dogs and fap to them. Fuck off nigger

>>3901267
#rude

>>3901267
reported for not checking ur privilege!

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New dogefruit!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>3886308
Doge is now officially a nice friend on /trash/!

>>>/trash/74944
>>>/trash/75032


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>>3901422
oh wow! xDDD

>>3899879
hey jiveturkey sorry ive been absent tooday im pretty sick i ate some bad sushi D: so for my being absent id want to present u with a great video of doge and her roomate :DDDDDD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enww6bYMXH8

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>>3901644
hahaha Doge makes even the most mundane of tasks so much fun!!! thats very nice of doges roomate to even make her her own bed xDDD

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>>3901644
>>3901522
>>3901477
>>3901422
>>3901344
WHAT A STREAK!

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>>3901976
no thanks, those videos kinda arent any good at all and you wasted your time

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>>3901976
>be me
>visit channel
>reddit frog
>"normies"
Into the trash it goes!

xd

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i like to see someone call this Doge a n****r f****t to her face.hahahahaha oh man could u imagine! hahahahaha

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example of Doge v.s. dog

>>3886308
doge piece the heavens

must know how to fug doge! last time he made an awful screeching sound and vicegripped his jaws around my cut weiner. the mushroom part is all mangled now :/

>>3902732
he looks so full of life

>>3903098
u need to show him gay porn becuzz he prolly aint homonsanpiens like u and he dont like the penis

man writing this made me horny

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>>3902800
>>3903066
nice numbers

>>3903631
do u think doge enjoys looking at herself? srry again for being absent still verdee sick here ;_;

how to screw my pooch?

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>>3904007
she is very humble and only looks in the mirror to make sure she is clean and properly fluffed. She take pride in her appearance but is not vein. I know if i were a doge i would not be able to hold myself back like doge does. get well friend :^)

>>3904066
nice doge dubs

how to shag my sheba?

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>>3904066
thanks friend :DDDD also nice dubs btw. isnt it amaazing how much of an avid reader doge is? do u think she follows current events i bet she does.... i wish her opinion was made louder then we cud ssolve all the worlds problems!!!1

I want to do sex to doges butt tbh

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>>3905165
Hahaha doge has QUITE the sense of fashion :-DDD she looks cool in that photo, do u think even a doge cud thinks she's cool or is she too humble

I love doge!

>>3905239
Doge loves you.

>>3902617
I would never anyways!11 but i cudnt imagine even the roodest doge looks like shed stand her ground :D but with niceness

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>>3905225
yes doges can realize their pretty cool. its part of her confidence that allows her the ability to remain so calm when confronting roodness and being able to be nice all the time :^)

how can frick the dog with my peenie?

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>>3905372
hahaha what is being fed to doge in that phto tbph it doessssnt look like vegtables _へ__(‾◡◝ )> I thot doge was a vegan, it looks like even she likes to indulge LMBO xDDD
also did u kno doge invented hipsters!!!!1 pic related, she never did it to be cooll tho she just bought cheap clothes so she cud spend her money helping ppl and she listened to indie music to help smaller bands get noticed!!!!1 needless to say ppls always follow her lead

>>3905656
want 2 cum on those glasses doge lick it off like molasses

>>3905719
can you FUGGING STOP. JUST FUGGING STOP PLS FUGGING LEAVE UR ROOD AND LEWD AND NOT WELCOME!1 SERIOUSLY GO NOW FUGGIN LEAVE >>>/b/ GO NO >>>/trash/ Do you think it's funny? it ITSNT!!!!! GO GO
>>3905372
Jiveturkey Dx pls pray with me to get rid of this rude person

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>>3905656
wow doge never ceases to amaze! it make perfect sence though

and i always thought it was a piece of fungas or mushroom and doge was checking it for toxicity :^)

>>3906419
lmbo what is doge doing in this one xD

>>3905788
nice dubs

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>>3906613
Doges roomate said he was going to animal test a new shampoo on her! Doge does not agree!!!

(it didnt happen, he was only joking and Doge is fine and smells real good) :^)

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>>3906682
phew ahhahaha she looked nervous in that one
Could you imagine coming home from school as a kid and being greated by pic realted (the pic i posted btw) imaginee having a a doge mom who would make u spaghetti o's and teach u about niceness, help u out with ur homework, and at the end of the day read u a nice bedtiem story :D

>>3906904
oh man such a pretty dress! and it looks like she was so excited she was crying and her legs collapsed from relief just to see you again! i wish more people had doges in their lives, especially as children. could you imagine having doge make 2 peanut butter jelly sandwiches and gently giving you one and you get to have a picinic in a field of daffodils with doge? sometimes its all i can think about

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opps!

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>>3906944
I know I wish the lord would give everyone a doge. Could you imagine that?? i imean imagine such a thing!! there would be no murders, rapes, robberiers, drug addiction, rudeness, /b/, frog posters!!!!1 it sheds tears in my eyes...but alas we are still working very hard for our very own doge roomates but it can be hard Jiveturkey having to read posts leik >>3905719
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>>3904046
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>>3903098
it makes me so mad ｡:ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡ i cant even read them how can we on esfores confront these ppl with doges love so they stop

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>>3906959
its difficult friend, we must continue the fight for Doges. nothing is more important. niceness will always prevail over roodness. though it may be a long fight with many casualities.

let us pray

Dogemans 16:20
The Doges of peace will soon crush the rood people under your feet The grace of Doge be with you.

bosting in ebic thread :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>3907805
jiveturkey can u psychoanalyze a doge dream i had D: I was at a camp surrounded by cades and not have a good time. new mot was there petting the cades and it was making mad becuz the cades weree being mean. I ran crying to a river front, I stared into the river looking for my reflection but it wasn't there. I didn't exist. I felt like nothing. My crying intensified then just at that moment, I saw a doge, radiating with a holy light on the on the other side of the river. I felt my form coming back. I looked into the river and there was my reflections. The doge let out soft ravishing bork. I ran to pet her but then she was gone Dx what does this mean

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>>3907853
>>3907853
This was no dream my friend but a true Vision sent to u telepathically directly from doge herself. the camp u were at is no camp at all. it is the earth filled with rood mean people and you dont want it to be that way so you ran away to the river that represents the end of the road. no longer could u go on in this world of bullies and cade lovers. no where left to run. you had no reflection because you were empty inside without love or niceness. upon seeing beautiful Doge glowing on the otherside of the river your life became complete, u had a porpoise. your reflection returned. the fact you ran to her says alot. your trying to go to fast. your journey is not complete, still have things to learn. but doge is guiding you to her with her angelic borks of love and wisdom. I feel you have made a giant step in your journey to roomateship, this is amazing news friend!!! be patient and listen to her gentle borks as she guides you to her.

cool thread keep it up guys

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FUK UUUUUUUUUU

Neat