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2017-08-01 06:25:56 Post No.5643410
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:25:56 Post No. 5643410 [Report] [View this topic]

This is womanly perfection, you may not like it but this is how peak performance looks like

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 09:33:29 Post No.5643810
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>>5643410

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-08-01 12:13:13 Post No.5644052
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-08-01 12:13:13 Post No.5644052 [Report]

Bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like

Anonymous
cat shit 2017-08-01 06:22:35 Post No.5643394
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cat shit Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:22:35 Post No. 5643394 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>13
>GBA comes out
>get it nearly 6 months after
>fast forward about 2 weeks
>mom comes into the living room
>says "anon?"
>"yes mom?"
>"go clean the cats litter box for me, I have to make dinner"
>fuckitwhynot.jpg
>clean the litter box
>fast forward another 2 weeks
>mom has been asking me to clean the cats litter for about 2 weeks now and im tired of it
>mom asks me to clean it again
>tell her no
>bitchmode.exe
>mom starts bitching at me
>tells me to go to my room and to leave my GBA behind
>aw fuck
>next night
>mom asks me to clean the litter again
>get brilliant idea to take a massive shit in the cats litter
>i decide to go with my plan
>I shit in the cats litter box
>fatcoil.png
>amazed by my work i get my mom
>tell her the cat took a fat shit
>mom doesn't believe it at first
>do it two more times
>mom starts to get worried
>mom takes the cat into the vet
>vet has no clue whats wrong
>mom doesn't want the cat to suffer
>she has my cat put down
>mfw i got my cat killed for revenge against my mom taking away my GBA

i didnt realize but i posted this on /r9k/ and not /s4s/

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:28:38 Post No.5643421
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>>5643394

Thats horrible, i stilled kek'ed

Anonymous
2017-08-01 06:15:19 Post No.5643362
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:15:19 Post No. 5643362 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily Reminder

Dumb frog posters are fucking retards from reddit who need to go back /r/4chan
Go fuck yourself faggots

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:18:07 Post No.5643374
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>>5643362
Excuse me? ill have you know i am a certified part of the meme police you dirty fucking normie. I am the leader of /b/ and anonymous, a position of importance even a half-wit like you could understand. I am above you in every way. In fact have you even seen a rare pepe? I thought so. You're just some 9gag newfag who cant even triforce... And yet you have the hide to insult my memes? Who do you think you are. You are under arrest for disrespecting my top quality memes. Have fun in the pokey faggot.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:19:48 Post No.5643378
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>>5643362
that seemed somewhat rude

Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:20:52 Post No.5643385
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>>5643374
Fuck you nigger, mods can suck my balls
>>5643378
No shit retard

Anonymous
2017-08-01 06:15:17 Post No.5643361
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:15:17 Post No. 5643361 [Report] [View this topic]

Mods are asleep
post not nice things

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:17:42 Post No.5643371
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>>5643361
Fuck you nigger
I'll murder you in your fucking sleep with a knife

Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:28:01 Post No.5643418
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:33:11 Post No.5643435
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>>5643418
Stupid dumb bear

឴
2017-08-01 05:45:34 Post No.5643279
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឴ 2017-08-01 05:45:34 Post No. 5643279 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder that you shouldn't create porn/rude threads in esfores, remember that this is a family-friendly funny-facebook board so please, don't let the red theme of this place fool you, it's just actually a inside ruse to make newfriends think this is not a sophisticated place, haha!
Now that you have read this you can have fun posting here!
But if you really want to post lewd/rude stuff I strongly suggest you to visit other boards more situable for that stuff like reddit and >>>/b/ :^)

t.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:55:04 Post No.5643304
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>>5643279
Thanks for the reindeer Hawkeye!

Anonymous
2017-08-01 05:33:57 Post No.5643247
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:33:57 Post No. 5643247 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to assfuck Marisa on a hot day, two weeks since she last bathed. I want to rub my cock all over ass and use the sweat as lube. I want her to fart on my dick and let me rub my dick all over her sweaty feet then lick them clean. Then I want to force her to sniff my smelly cock until she gags, at which point I would shove it in her mouth and facefuck her until I came all over her face, then I'd smear the cum around with my smelly penis.
After the sweaty, musty sex was over, I would kiss her feet and shove my face in her ass and huff the fumes until I passed out.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:36:58 Post No.5643252
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i want to see marisa do magic tricks

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:38:21 Post No.5643254
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>>5643252
Do you think she can do the one where you shuffle the deck behind her back and she picks out your card anyway?

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>>5643252
I would pay money to see Marisa do magic tricks!

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2017-08-01 05:32:20 Post No.5643245
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:32:20 Post No. 5643245 [Report] [View this topic]

Goodnight, [s4s].

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>>5643245
shit my poopy cunt

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:37:19 Post No.5643253
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>>5643245
Goodnight, OP.

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>>5643245
Sweet dreams, lullabye

Anonymous
2017-08-01 05:21:12 Post No.5643222
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:21:12 Post No. 5643222 [Report] [View this topic]

>didn't shitpost today

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:47:33 Post No.5643287
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>>5643222
good numbers

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>>5643222
Triplels! wooh!

Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:06:23 Post No.5643330
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>>5643222
Dumb frog poster
>Le ebin frog postes guises xDD
Underage shit fag end your life

shepe
shepe 2017-08-01 05:17:06 Post No.5643205
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shepe shepe 2017-08-01 05:17:06 Post No. 5643205 [Report] [View this topic]

shepe

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:17:34 Post No.5643207
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>>5643205
That's a cow lol haha xD!

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>>5643205
photoshop

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2017-08-01 05:14:58 Post No.5643195
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:14:58 Post No. 5643195 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>disagrees with some guy in a thread
>starts an offtopic flamewar over on opinion
>the other guy is acting like a complete autist
>takes him seriously
>continues arguing
>leaves
>later realises that i fell for a fucking bait reply
>fml

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:16:47 Post No.5643203
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who are you quoting though

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:24:39 Post No.5643228
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>>5643203
he is quoting himself ahead of time, good efficiency OP

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be me
disagrees with some guy in a thread
starts an offtopic flamewar over on opinion
the other guy is acting like a complete autist
takes him seriously
continues arguing
leaves
later realises that i fell for a fucking bait reply
fml

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2017-08-01 05:09:49 Post No.5643181
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:09:49 Post No. 5643181 [Report] [View this topic]

i miss the old s4s

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:11:01 Post No.5643186
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I miss dem chips

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:19:25 Post No.5643216
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I miss the old [s4s], straight from the Go [s4s]
Chop up the soul [s4s], set on its goals [s4s] I hate the new [s4s], the bad mood [s4s]
The always rude [s4s], spaz in the news [s4s]
I miss the nice [s4s], chop up the memes [s4s]
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet [s4s]
See, I invented [s4s], it wasn't any [s4s]
And now I look and look around and there's so many [s4s]
I used to love [s4s], I used to love [s4s] I even had the pink girl, I thought I was [s4s]
What if [s4s] made a song about [s4s]
Called "I Miss The Old [s4s]"? Man, that'd be so [s4s] That's all it was [s4s], we still love [s4s]
And I love you like [s4s] loves [s4s]