this is my gf irl say hello
>>5663721
hello anons gf
>>5663721
Why is she so fat? Its fr*cking disgusting
104 high street Norman arkansas 71960 is my address just to show you how afraid of you I am. Send a hit man to kill me. I do not give a fuck about your rir. Bitch. Lmao.
I am scarface. I will fucking kill you. I am not afraid to die.
being apathetic and nihilistic makes you a coward
>>5663715
what's that creepey chamber across the street
Stop selling drugs on Facebook
>>5663714
Ok :^(
Start selling drugs on Facebook
>>5663714
stop snitchin
I hope you have fun at your local baptist sunday morning services today!
>>5663697
you know im a lapsed catholic forehead girl
now cmere and lemme lick that forehead
>>5663697
Sorry I'm agnostic. But I'll be sure to have a nice Saturday morning!
>>5663700
>>5663704
black pic thread
go
green two
I'M PEPICKLE RICK!
>>5663673
Pickle posse.
pookle
>>5663664
hey morty i turned myself into a shit a big one a grat one
it's time get shitty
i'm mr poodrop
take off your pants and panties take a shit rick on the bible
>>5663664
Yes :^D
I like niggers
The pet store was selling them for 5¢ a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like niggers.
I took my 200 niggers home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the niggers were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap niggers.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead niggers lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet nigger and 199 dead, dry niggers.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead nigger in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two niggers at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet nigger in my toilet, two dead, frozen niggers in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred niggers in a pile on my bed.
It sure is swell when an African-American refers to themselves only as an American.
>>5663634
Did she ever meat Carson?
Judge not, lest ye be judged.
Psalm 71:5-7 KJV "For thou art my hope, O Lord God: thou art my trust from my youth. By thee have I been holden up from the womb: thou art he that took me out of my mother's bowels: my praise shall be continually of thee. I am as a wonder unto many; but thou art my strong refuge."
いただきます。
is this shitposting?
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5663600
green two
female?
>>5663977
UNCHECKED DUBS ON PAGE 10 WHAT THE WTF [S4S] IS DEAD
I miss McDonald mozzarella sticks
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
mcdonalds misses the money they wasted on them
>>5663588
nice dubs!I miss them too...
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5663588
I NEED MIA I NEED MIA
>>5663567
call mia noop -.-
popular meme
>>5663557
me on the left
A moment of silence for an emoji movie that was so bad we couldn't even make it into a meme
>>5663553
#2 in the box office stay mad
sprite is poop