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Hello i am new to this 'four channel'. Pelase show me the ways?
Be nice please?
Thx rawr xD

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transcending and fagging

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"We."

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WATCH ME DAB
NOW WATCH ME NAY NAY

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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this board is boring

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WE

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nehehe holy crap lois we're a undertale now

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the rotating duck

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Bosting Bis Bread on Besfores niBBa

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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sometimes when its late i get kinda sad or lonely and wish i could just be held and taken care of by someone bigger and caring and loving and motherly like ran lol. I wish she was here to hold me tight and let me cry a little bit into her chest or shoulder while she says comforting things or hums gently to me and fall asleep with me like that haha. her whole body is like a big warm happy pillow that squeezes all around you and makes everything ok. do you think it would be weird if i called her mommy accidentally haha......

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Phymn tahlla voomin che suhmi phoonqua,
Tuhnna soey sunnoh suntoh vesti dahmyon
Treymn toh heemyn vetoon deeli chi luhna,
Meh xavas sahla behlli yuhnno vestia

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Yo

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* slurp slurp * ohh... Anon I love the taste of /s4s/

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I am most definitely, without a doubt, more culturally and intellectually inclined than you or any of your pathetic excuses for "friends" put together.
I start my morning with the boiling of black English breakfast tea, over the sweet and delicate compositions of Chopin and Bethoven's piano nocturnals. I often find my mind already racing with many thoughts, so many that I have no choice but to open my Bombay Ochre bound journal and scribble a tale at a whim. I have written many adventerous fables that your weak mind could simply not comprehend. For film, I enjoy Doctor Who. For literature, I dwell in 19th century British revisionism.
Your morning starts with vine videos and Jersey Shore, the product of the ADHD generation i find myself helplessly unable to detach myself from. You, my sir, are a helpless cerebral weakling, and I wish nothing but a continuation of your bread and circuses as the world spirals further and further out of control due to the likes of your cretin.