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the crimean gril
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u saying she's a criminal?
that's sexist
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>>5688198
oh sh*t i'm sorry

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Thumbs up for all the dedicated /s4s/ posters. You're effort will not be in vein.
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>>5687364
Why are we here?
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>>5687428
Just to suffer.
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>>5687364
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

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What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little Beanson? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Cros-Lex High School, and I have been involved in numerous secret raids on Beach Park, and I have over 300 confirmed logos. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I am the top logo editor in the entire CLG wiki. You are nothing to me but just another soldier speech named adult male voice #1. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in 123 Greeny Phatom, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me on the TV? Think again, Doctor. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across the Greenytoons Universe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Doctor. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Russian songs. You’re freaking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can trick you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the Sony Wonder logo. Not only am I extensively trained in logo combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Sony Kids Music, Inc, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little turd. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you silly doctor. I will poop all over the Sony Wonder logo and you will drown in it. You’re freaking dead, kiddo.
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>>5687357
i said that im going to fuck your ass what is it so hard to understand ? FUG UR ASS!

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get 4
dies this night

play it!
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>>5687356
Give 4

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onpu hot
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>>5687345
WHAT THE FUCK!

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sawakeko
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No replies in the DB for this post!

Hey anon can I sleep in your room for tonight?
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>>5687323
sure but no s*x
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>>5687323
ok but no intercourse , ok ? :)
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>>5687323
kogasa... easy on the strokes

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>>5687320
rude >:(

also prety bin doe XXXXXXDDDD

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Hello fellow /mouthbreathers/ how are your lives going so far?
/mouthbreather/ general
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>>5687314
stupid starposter
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>>5687314
bozz bozz
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Pretty solid, not sure what this is though.

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the teeth girl
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THE TEETH GIRL AWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
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>>5687312
ses

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What would you do for a 5?
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Make a post
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>>5687313
this but unironically
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>>5687315
Heh, beginners' lucc...

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An insensible start to a poor project was my birth.
A painful labor of love leaving little to show for it.
Nurture will kill nature always.
You can be the most gifted of your kin and when your PPD mother strangles you to death all that greatness disappears

Drown your car of kids in the river to make up for your poor decision to bring them into this world.
As the sedan fills up with the life-taking water give them a comforting last moment, because they've done no wrong.
A hug, a promise of warmth, a firm squeeze as their life leaves.
Let your superior lung capacity hold out as you watch your offspring give in.

It could have been you in that car.
But you survived to do it to another.
In a way you've won.
But it doesn't quite feel like it.

It doesn't matter, and I'll persist
to be the only one of my line
to live on past this life
and I'll drown all my kids in the bath
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hey : ) i wanna see that smile , show it to the world :-) you are beautiful :)
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write more anon
poetry like this should be kept for future generations of normies so they could kill themselves

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poket cade
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>>5687291
*Puts cat in back pocket*
*Sits down and hears "crush"*
ooppsie lol!!! now my pants are ruined!!
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>>5687292
wow rude!

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They say you can't find a partner if you never go out, choosing rather to just stay in your room all the time, but maybe if I keep doing it a girl will accidentally wander in or something and we'll fall in love.
I could open up my blinds and stare at any women passing by. I could stare them all the way down the road as they walk by, and if they see me maybe they will lock eyes with me. Maybe we will lock eyes and she will see in me what I see in her: all the limitless possibilities of a human being, but particularly her overflowing spirit. She will see that I am the black hole that can contain her, and she'll run up to my room and we'll lock ourselves in an endless embrace that will meld our two forms together until we become one and then die as one, rotting away as a strange mass on my floor.
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>>5687285
It's possible that if I wait here long enough, a serious accident will occur outside my room, and no one else but me will be around to view it. A woman will crash her car into a tree by my house when everyone else is gone, and I will rush out and save her. She will be bloody and gasping, but I will know better than to take her to a hospital. I will take her back to my room, and lay her on my bed. At first she will be pleading with me to take her to the hospital, saying that my improvised bandages aren't working, that my splints of duct tape are inadequate, but I will simply keep mending her brokenness, and as her blood loss becomes severe, she will forget her pain. It is then that I will take her, with her blood having evacuated her body to soak my sheets beneath her crumpled form, I will take her in the short time we have left, when her brain lacks the fuel to comprehend anything other than pure pleasure. When she dies, we will have both lived more meaningful lives through my actions.
Perhaps the endless act of masturbation, leaving semen constantly drying on the walls so that its built up a centimeter thick layer on every surface, hard to the touch, will have built up a unique aroma in my room. All the uncleaned years of an enclosed space subject to the secretions of life. Then I will open the window, it will waft out across the land. Spreading far and wide, and when females smell it they will be transfixed and follow the rancid odor like a dog into my disgusting cesspool of a room, and I will finally have a meaningful relationship for the first time in my life. Or maybe not.
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>>5687288
Maybe I will succeed in my attempts and the relationship will feel meaningful, but fail at being so. Maybe our chance meeting in my room will have blinded us to our inherent incompatibility. Maybe we will waste each other's time, trying to fix a broken and dying beast of a relationship that we've created in the hopes that a fake and injured love is better than nothing. Maybe in the night she will lose it and stab deep into my chest, but not deep enough. Maybe she will miss the heart and I will rise with pure adrenaline for blood and mash her face in so that her family has to identify her by what they remember of her tits. Maybe I don't have anything to give to anyone else.

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ass
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>>5687284
and also rear
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pinker
ass
good thread
how do I upvote

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