HOW COME NOBODY EVER REPLIES TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>:(
cuz they don't like doge
>>5692005
(You™®©)
>>5692005
take your (You)
BAVI
>>5716047
blushing over BAVIs
>>5716056
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>5715934
good post i didnt read it because i recognised the copypasta and have read that before
>>5715941
lol same
>>5715941
lol same
>>5715927
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>be me
>just ate at pasta restaurant w great grandma
>gg needed help shopping so we drove to the grocery store
>knew I wasn't going to make it much longer
>gut wrenching with the force of 10,000 storms
>mfw there's no bathroom in the store
>we start driving gg home, trickle of fecal juice leeching from my anus
>like some precum right before you explode if you know what I'm saying
>you know the drizzle right before the downpour
>the sparks flying from the fuse before detonation
>I'm talking the whoosh of the plane before my hypothetical Iraq gets nuked
>lift ass off the car seat to avoid getting it wet hugemistake.jpg
>gut contracts super hard and I feel a heavy splash into my pants
>let out an audible grunt
>"are you okay anon?" ggrhagh ya I'm fine gruagh
>"oh! anon! did you just pass gas?!" sosorry.exe
>finally pull into the driveway. anon, help w groceries
>fuckthat.html walk fast, pretend not to hear
>legs and ass are soaked in rotten anal juice
>stomach cramping so hard I can barely walk
>stumble into my bathroom and undo belt
>before I get my pants down an explosion happens
>tears streaming down my face, shit juice streams out of my asshole
>sit down and unleash what I have left
>mfw when I clog the toilet and it almost overflows
>grab my gg's denture container, only cup-like object in sight
>start scooping up the mess, dump half the toilet bowl into the tub
>bits of shit getting stuck, so I give them a quick flick down the drain fuckme.mp3
>just as I'm almost done cleaning round two is ready to begin
>clutch stomach as bullets fly out of my asshole
>get done, finish wiping and flush the toilet, it goes down praisejesus.exe
>grab some bleach and get work on my pants, bleach everything
>go back into the living room like nothing happened an hour later
>get ready for bed that night mfw I have a rash and a bleached asshole
>>5715878
who are you quoting?
>>5715878
good read it felt like i was actually there shaking my head
Why are guys such ego cucks ? Men can't accept that they have fault and act all butt hurt if you point it out. Is it me or are men incredibly sensitive phags?
>>5715847
metal gear awesome.swf
>>5715847
Not egocucks. Leftcucks
Ebin
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>:00:00
nice checked
ebin
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>5715709
kekero iluvm
will he
>>5715699
The outcome is not that important
>>5715699 (Dubs)
Top 10 Questions That Can Never Be Answered
different cultures use bury pinks in different ways
here we see it as a "Personal Sex Bear"
makes sense
makes sense
>>5715673
this changes everything
find a flaw
>>5715577
dublel dubs. nice. no flaws found.
Wearing old people clothes
Clumsy and pestering
Goofy parted haircut
Also she isn't real
>>5715586
-no she doesnt!
-she does her best!
-i think its cute!
the dreams girl doesn't want to puke for you
>>5715499
dubs! wooh!
>>5715499 (nice dubs)
pls
>>5715499
thanks
and brush your teeths everyday
dont use fluor tho, makes you dumb
what a weak ass tacos
>>5715444
Hello I will get trips soon swaglord please give me your money.
I didn't lie
*blocks your path*
"hello!"
wwyd
>>5715398
gello! who is good dogge
>>5715398
I would say excuse me and my dubs pease n thank you
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
How do I access the /s4s/ interface? I kinda wanna see the green posts, the posts with letters in their IDs and the stuff thats numberless. To be honest, the conversation appears disjointed and spastic.
>>5715382
the answer lies... within
the problem is,
lole I forgot that i had made this thread
this is s4s
>>5715310
Me in the middle
>>5715310
this is [s4s]
>>5715310
le heroine