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Oh shit

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new meme

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No isabelle threads allowed

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isnt she cute?

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This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of sh*tpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand sh*tpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic sh*tpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "sh*tpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Sh*tpost". You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!

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Tfw you get your sister pregnant and they both die in labour.
"Dab"

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I want to FUCK Flandre Scarlet's vagine but first i want to 69 with her while her sweaty ass is right in my fucking face jesus christ holy fuck i want to sniff her goddamn ass and lick her pussy jesus christ i am horny.
if she was really real in real life existence i would pay like one THOUSAND dollar just to FUCK HER PUUSY right in the pussy to be quite fucking goddamn honest to be tbh FUCK

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Kizuna Ai just responded to me (on twitter)

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I remember back in the day when we had lots of get-togethers

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What do you like to do to your brothers from another mother? I do this to mine to wake him up! He doesn't even push me away, he must be into it haha!

The things you can get away with as a best friend...

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What do you like to do to your sisters from another mother? I do this to mine to wake her up! She doesn't even push me away, she must be into it haha!

The things you can get away with as a best friend...

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I had a dream last night where I was in middle school again and I was really sad and it was lunchtime and I was looking for somewhere to sit. Then there was this nice new 2hu fairy who motioned for me to come sit and there was another fairy next to her. She gave me tea and talked to me and made me feel better, and the tea was really nice. It tasted sort of cinnamon-y. that was nice of her...

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-wake up
-eat le breakfast
-log on to computer
-le clock says 13:37

Can a day start any better?

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Hehe lol say hello to my fren

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yeah!!!!!