what if /u/swaglelord is secretly a lereddit fag
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".
2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel/toplel/topkek/kek
newf*g >>> fig newton
3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.
4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.
5. bump the current kek thread to make it the most replied thread in existence, and to keep keks at the top of all keks.
6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET
7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they hate on nelson mandela or privilege. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)
8. this board is owned in joint by gippo dudee, le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two, and gippo dudee shall remind you of his ownership daily.
9. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!
10. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared
11. dubs, check em.
that's all :^)
>>5744530
who are you quoting dumb lereddit fag
>>5744532
big marioe
>>5744523
sigh....... another LEWD POST? I'm getting rly tired of this like really..... Honestly im come to s4s for the memes, the nice, the epic, not lewd. if i wananed to jerk my benis i would have gone to bord like /hentai/ or /b/, or /animal/. not on [s4s]. I don't think lewd pomster really are understanding that LEWD is RUDE. but still.... DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY fricin lewdposter are lewdposting with no end in sigth. I'm pretty fuckin sad about this.....
there's really no differenc between lewd and rude. heck, they even rhyme. u ever wonder why most countries dont allow lewd in public? that's right, because lewd is rude. its that simple. so next time you think about posting a lewd post, think of your fellow [s4s] friends, think of the memes, think of the children who might be watching our anons whilmst they browse s4s, and think of them modderators who will have to SEE THIS on a daily basis as they try to fix our bord to be good (lookin at u swaglord ;)).
Thanks for reading an if u didnt read this well I just hope u don't post any more lewd in the future bc its not right to do............. :|
>>5744523
woahh!!!! if u order'd a marioe at mcdonals it wud problely u wud have 2 SUPPER SIZE IT 2 maek it DAT big
>>5744523
how is marioe rude, lewd or crude
hey guys whats going on oh WOW
>>5744492
three minutes
>>5744492
>>5744504
i dont understand please think you?
This is my anime boyfriend!
>>5744489
three minutes
>>5744489
die gayposter
>>5744496
what if they are a girlie
parrote
>>5744431
three minutes
>>5744431
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5744431
>Obviously defunct n shit not just fucking close, cuz scary MKnigger shit right?huehuehuebrbr.
Is the Interplox full of autismo writing?, I now start my
>Own research assuming that this pasta is false, fucking the fucking point of pastæs
,egg, .
my dad left when i was 8
>>5744430
and how do u feel about that?
>>5744430
thas not very nice!!
>>5744430
literally, unironically, same
it might have been a bit younger for me tho, like 5 or 6
it's funny how you all call yourselves a "nice board" yet the nicest posters call frogposters dumb
how does that work?
are you nice or ebil?
make your mind up [sh*tredditsays]
>>5744404
Kappa realest namefig. All the anime fuckers can choke on a dick
>>5744417
thanks anon
>>5744404
i think so too! we shud always be nice 2 every1 no matter what!
>>5744417
pls don't be rude. two rudes don't make a nice
Le xD swaglord is a reddit fag
>>5744375
whoaaa
No, you are.
>>5744375please delete this post immediately
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
bavi
>>5744343
click on the bavi
>>5744343
i really really really like this bavi
>>5744343
three minutes
Just who are you quoting anyway?
>>5744327
Jim
>>5744334
>Jim
But anon, you didn't quote anyone
>>5744346
that's exactly what i wanted you to think
Hey anons, I'm having a feels day and would appreciate pictures of qt anime girls and memes.
hewwo
>>5744313
I haveth not memes nor anime wenches, but i biddeth thee a good day nonetheless.
>>5744313
three minutes
Esto.
>>5744306
i don't understand what ur saying fren but im sorre ur thread reach'd the archives without a singlel reply. hopelely dis reply will help ease the pain a lil
>>5744509
fuck u
Buy your widgets at JIMCO
>>5744303
three minutes
>>5744315
negative 2 minutes
>>5744303
what are widgets
[sorry4stupid]
The best thread on /s4s/
all gays will burn in hell, along with furries, /mlp/, role players, nazis, terrorists, and Kurt cobain
>>5744300
well furries belong to /b/ according to rule 3
also dubs confirm
>>5744300
wow, epic doubles
>>5744314
Oh shit my man, I got double 0's
Daily reminder that [s4s] has, and always will be property of /jp/. Thanks to our /jp/ friendly [s4s] modteam the board has almost transitioned completely. Once again, thank you for complying with our rules and posting only acceptable /jp/ approved images.
Here is a list of some of the more well-known posters we would like to thank for being outstanding members and models for the rest of the [s4s] community.
-sucy
-Akko
-rip in pieces akari ;_;7
-kemono friends poster
-doremi poster
-anyone who has ever posted bury nice or some variation
-*╬═══Magick═══╬*
-spaghetti tree
-Shiro Poster
-Yuji Sakai
and many more...
>>5744285
aww im not there sad :(
i have no interest in making this into anything other than what it is, [s4s]. the sucy namefig exits today only to honor and celebrate akkoposter and their fleeting life.
but thank you for the acknowledgment, and good night.
>>5744285
you just singled out all of the worst posters on this board though lol