I saw swaglord at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA swaglord, the absolute madman
i don't believe it =(
u guys lub tets??? I do
i lubs tets tbh friend :^)
id run that over with my car so i can hear it crack and squish
>>3906279
go fug urself
anime
>>3906264
anime
beard
>>3906272
this is nicde beard
Hey guys, I've got a new meme hot off the presses I wanted to run by you. It's called lopl and you uses it just like LOL or kek, qeq, etc. If you see something funny you can just post a "top lopl dude" or "lopl thats pretty funny"! What do you guys think? Like it?
LOPL!
i'm sorry OP.... this isnt what we are looking for.
qaq
hahaha this is way better than KEK!
Me on the far right... lol.. I really enjoy putting my wet dick into the hairy asshole of a real man whos only wearing a sock and shoe...
God its sexy
so most aminals boink for to make babies
but literally why intercourse if jus for buttehole LoL?
luike whare did it go wrong LOL
FOUR NAKED MEN
>>3906089
Only niggers think that way. You're wrong, fucking nigger.
Is anyone here lurking more >>>/trash/ than /s4s/?
Seems to me like fresh air, i am tired of the same reposts in this board
>>3906037
yeah dude i love having slower /b/ except with 80% more furshit and pony porn
don't forget the roll threads
/trash/ has great content!
>>3906041
Still better than check my dubs
trash isn't nice board
Give her some eyes.
we already did this
[X] [YZ]
whatvegetabledoes s4s like
>>3905993
potatos are yummy tbh
Your fortune: Average Luck
watermelon
>>3905993
I like avocado and lettuce
this is a slow day, post pics of your desktop
also post highdad
no rag rets
FUCK ANIME
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>>3905951
Let your creativity flow, my little princesses £:^)
rop lol
i really liked man of steel
OK can someone explain where the thumbnail comes from? Because 3/4 of pixels just seem to be black.
>>3905949
here's my thumbnail.
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>>3905839
Thank you
lol
>>3905782
lol
>>>/trash/ WEEBS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sailormoon
>>3905741
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You have been visited by Sailor Moon of punishment! Repost this 3 times next time or you will be visited by spooky Youma tonight! 95% of people will not post this...
>>3905741
Nice thread
>>3905752
Done, don't want to be spooked
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this. I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.