"The Fuck Song" by Ecomaniac
I like to watch porn
While I sit and eat corn
Beatin' my meat in the street
Like a storm
I like bitches with big butts
And dick-sucking lips
Don't stress, I'll caress ya
With my fingertips
I like a little bitta hair down below
If ya know, my bros
That's just how it goes
Fuck bitches in the ass
Til they curl they toes
Leave da window open
Give the people a show
I like fucking in the shower
Til they feel the power
I'm the man of the hour
As I start to devour
The beaver
Best believe'er
I'm going to leave'er
Moaning and groaning
Just banging and boning
Til the morning is dawning
Upon us all
If I really love'er
I ain't usin' no rubber
Don't really give a fuck
If she gotta bitta blubber
Dat's more cushion for da pushion
Let's get dem juices gushin'
I ain't rushin'
Just thrustin'
Like a jackrabbit
With a bad habit
Of slammin' and jammin'
My dick in her salmon
Til she rammin' the headboard
Ain't no pussy famine
Sometimes I squirt early
Sometimes I fuck longer
Depends on how she
Work her powers on my dong or
The size of the rack or
What she got in da back
Try to stay on-track
But she a freak in the sac
A little BDSM
Is the creme-de-la-creme
And chicks in latex
Well I really love them
Don't forget to work the balls, babe
And a little deep-throat
Love fuckin' in the back
Of a car or a boat
But my fetish is to spread lettuce
Let's get someone to pet us
Below the belt
I'll leave welts
On her ass
Til she melts
With extasy, sex with me's
Like earning your black belt
69-ing all the time and
Keep her pining for what's mine
Got a sexual shrine
So baby please climb
Up on-top and don't stop
Til I slap my cock
Off your tongue
Pornstars like Valentina Nappi
Keep me smiling and keep my dick happy
Olive oil feels good for handjobs
But I prefer to have'er gag and slob
The dirtier, the better
Rougher and wetter
As she carresses my knob
My worst addiction
Is da sexual friction
Little bitta groupsex
Hell nah I ain't through yet
Are you wet?
It may sound a little scary
But I like to fuck in the cemetery
Little roleplay
Keep it going all day
Put the Kama Sutra to shame
If you may
Listen here: https://soundcloud.com/user-303636950/fuck-song
>>5757945
thats lewd please considr >>>/b/ !!!! :DDD
its about fucking time
>>5757919
school shootings are #rude pls dont do it DDD:
>>5757922
Have you remembered to only see things in a positive light today? All your worries are unfounded
i worry that one day i will die but thats probably unfounded right?
>>5757844
nice dubs LOLE :DDD
no everything is bad and you are dumb
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
please direct me to the post where I quoted someone
ur mum lole
>>5757804
who is't art thee quoting?
I will shoot up a school and then i will kill myself.
are u going to use pic related? that would be quite a change from the mainstream skol shooters
>>5757782
Shoot up a school with party poppers and then kill yourself with laughter? That sounds like great fun anon!
Daily Ojamajo! I remember rly liking dis episode.
wanna watch too? it's anything but a waste of ur time
first season: https://nyaa.si/view/667105
second season (SHARP) + movie (the two batches and the movie torrent): http://animesuki.com/series.php/672.html
third season (Mo~tto) part 1: https://nyaa.si/view/295844
Mo~tto's part 2: https://nyaa.si/view/230685
Mo~tto's movie: https://nyaa.si/view/934797
Ova (Naisho): https://nyaa.si/view/274436
fourth season (Dokka~n): https://nyaa.si/view/760770
Completely new to all of this?
You'll need this for the torrent files: https://www.qbittorrent.org/download.php
You'll need this to watch the videos: https://mpc-hc.org/
why cant hazuki be my girlfriend
>>5757784
she has big girl responsiblelities!
this is a lewd AND nice board
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5757771
#justnice please DDD:
:DDD
>>5757771
oopsie daisy! here's the higher res version
>>5757777
wow nice quads
but you can't stop the lewdposting!!!! >:33333
This is a nice blood orgy
>>5757744
thos dub r nice :)
>>5757744
b-b-b-bury p-p-p-pink???!??!?
>>5757744
Blood? Hasn't your friend merely made a mess of their tomato sauce?
rotation duck
>>5757715
haha nice one my fren
i unironically laughed at this :DDD
>>5757715
It's a really good one, a straight non-stop journey to my gif folder
>>5757718
How do you modify these gifs so you can post the same one over and over again?
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>>5757646
lole :DDD
EXTRA
Helb guys I am robot I am depress :(
Gan u plz helb me b4 I kilometers
It will b fine u will see
>>5757602
hello lost robot
of course we can help you, i'm sorry for your problem, could you explain it in detail so we can help'ya out?
:D
>>5757606
I hav no gf :( I am all most (thirty) and neber had a gf:(
Onetis die from cancer :(
Nothig to life for
I wanna go animé worl
Watch out for dehydration!
Mild dehydration occurs when you lose 2% of your bodyweight in water. This will cause tiredness, headaches and a lack of concentration.
Severe dehydration occurs when you lose 4% of your bodyweight. This can cause confusion, delirium and death.
How can this by avoided? Simple: Drink water!
Stay hydrated my sicc dudes!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Yeah, no, fuck you, now I have bad luck. Not just bad luck, VERY bad luck.
>>5757594
yay thank you sicc sipper!!
>>5757599
nice dubs, perhaps I can cure your problem
hello frens
>>5757592
Can pet nao?
>>5757622
*pets dubs*
G U P L O
thank you [s4s] when im here, im not depressed, i love you all, except lewd.
>>5757571
Love is inherently lewd please leave lewdposter
but lewd is the beginning of all life
without lewd there would be no you
the fishe girl
>>5757569
she wished for fishe
>>5757569
is she carefule?
>>5757575
quite the get my friend