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send this to your loved ones and screencap their reactions
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>>3977078
dude if somebody did this it would be so random and funny tho haha
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>>3977117
except not rly tho
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>>3977078
this was ur mums reaction when isent it toher last night haha
Sip thread
*sips*
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*sips*
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honk *sips* honk
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>>3976611
*sips* nice doubles
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le millenom girl
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The Millennium Girl
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Millenom the cheese
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Yeszir
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thanks Mr penis
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>>3974888
well tripled
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"Thanks Mr. Penis"
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So is this just a dedicated shitposting board ?
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if so checc em
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>>3978409
no, this is patrick
spidre needs help reading phone book
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>>3978315
who is she going to call?
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>>3978315
HURENSOHN
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>>3978336
plumber
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time
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for
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smug
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It's always time for smug
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ITT: we summon new mot
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i think that will cost you some doubles
but i can donate >>3978144 for the cause
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>>3978144
What the fu*k :o
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>>3978144
ty
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happy morning [s4s]
the sun is coming up
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>>3978114
I like this thread
Can we have one like this sometimes ?
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>>3978114
Good afternoon
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ur mom a morning, bby
check your timezone privilelg
*rawrs and giggles at you*
[openrp]
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Give me your dubs
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i knock on the door
its me goku
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>>3978070
I had a cute gf that was just like this but she was a brunette beauty and wasn't pasty white as shit.
she would always give me really good fucking head and would always nibble my neck.
Grimace
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>be me at first job at retail
>work at retail electronic store in Manhattan Beach area
>work in expensive merch cage where I witness the horror my comrades go through behind the registers
>occasionally get on the floor (and yes, walk the dinosaur, if that translates to butting heads with my super)
>organizing MOBO aisle
>felt an immense energy upon me as if it was a gravitational pull
>turn around and was slapped with the stench of body odor and last night's what I assume Mac'an'Cheese
>it was a land whale, pale as vanilla yogurt, with the occasional cottage cheese curdled face and strawberry bit zits
>breathing heavily and felt like he was gonna speak in wales and groans
"..."
"..."
"ecxcuthe me sir..."
>"uh, yeah. May I help ya sir?" "do you know how to build?" [cynically]
>"Um, computers, right?"
>He agrees and and proceeds to ask my opinions on builds then tries to one up me and corrects me on my "mistakes"
>keep in mind, I'm recently new to PC building, but absorbed enough know-how of what and what not to do
>10 mins pass and he is still lecturing me on on the basics of PC building and which games he thinks are superior
>occasionally gets off track and talks about Japanese media and American
>This man-child is literally the poster child of autism awareness
>Im talking bout the cargo pants, shitty worn and torn jacket over Chinese cartoon shirt, and yes... he had "that" headgear
>this fucker tries to one-up me in EVERYTHING
>i'm really resisting the urge to grab one of the MOBOs and shoving it up his ass and through his throat
>Seller steps in "Yo man, I'm salesman Bob. Can I help you?"
>He was a bro, and saw me in pain. Good thing I summoned him, cause this fucker was gonna pay cold hard allowance money on his overkill shit comp, and Bob gets paid on commission
Will continue...
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Continued
>get sent back to the safety of the cage
>fuck around and jerk off for 30mins
>talk to qt cashier, a solid 7.8 in my book
>drives me mad with dick fever when she dyes her hair crimson
>then the unthinkable happens
>its as if Jesus,Satan, Gaben, Buddha, Neil DeGrasse, S. Hawking, and Raptor Jesus sensed my boredom, and said, "Fuck it! Give this poor bastard a goodshow!"
>I could hear the heavy breathing and pungent aroma from the vile beast
>qt maintains chit chat with the thing
>his build comes to $3000 and plus because Amiibos
"aww, I like Pikachu. So cute"
"[Grumbles] Ugh, yeh. I collect things that are valuable. But if I had to collect something most valuable..."
>Oh god... Is he gonna say what I think he'll say?
"Id collect you..."
>My brain couldn't take that much info happening at once
>Choke on my snot and spit because reasons
"[nervous laughter] uhh, thanks?"
>the think smirked and tipped
>not tipped as in handed her loose change
>leaves the store as if it thought he had a chance with such a marvelous creature i work with
>qt looks at me confused and tries hard not suffocate
"are breathing hard b/c of the smell or what he just said?"
"both"
And that was the day I realized the type of customers I'm going to deal with as a salesman. Also, had a guy that looked like Chef Guy Fieri came into my store. Have his pic.
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>>3978022
>22
nice doble
didn't read
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did you at least see the chef?
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teh rei
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a shit
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>>3978015
I'm going to marry Rei!
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i'm always debating with myself whether Rei or Misato is the best gril
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This is a thread for sleepers
zzzzzzz
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>>3977916
sleep tight kitter
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ssshh aniki is sleeping
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HELLO THERE ANYONE HOME
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I'm here to collect souls
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*hides my soul where no one can find*
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I collect foreskins.
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How about that Jets win
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feelings thread
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Is this a feeling?
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drumme
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>>3977599
yes
a dubs feeling