What the fugg is wrong with this board?
>>3994555
nice le dub's
>>3994555
tripsz
>>3994555
Nice single
>you are on an empty room with only one item.
tell me your story
Rolling
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>3994449
It's a multidimensional version of the put the peg through the hole with the correct shape children's toy. Highly evolved transdimensional aliens watch me from behind the mirrors. I notice strange sounds that do not seem to come from behind the mirrors, but from the very space within the otherwise empty room. The noises sound strangely familiar. After a while, I recognize my own voice. They are the little sounds of frustration I make trying to solve the problem. I shout distinct messages into the portal-holes of the object and depending on which hole some precise time later I hear myself calling the message from some more or less predictable place in my room. I prod my fingers into the holes and I can likewise see them emerge some time later. I am startled when something graps and pinches my finger but am then amused tho learn that it must be me in the future. I make sure not to pinch myself out of curiosity, Im not quite sure how to solve this conundrum. I then decide to put my willy into one of the holes so I can fuck myself in the future. I'm making contact with something and am embarrased to find my boipusseh isnt at all as tyte as I had imagined. When later I assume the proper position in spacetime I am pleasantly surprised with the size of my own cock and how firm and merciless the thrusts. Rather than reflect on this conundrum I start fucking one of the holes while I'm still busy taking my own erection from the past. Oddly enough, my hole feels firmer than before. I receive my own past load and subsequently ejaculate my current load into the unknown. I slip into the pleasant oblivion of post orgasmic sleep. When I wake up, I am sure more time has past than required for me to receive my second load. I feel a sneaking suspicion, a distinct feeling of being watched. Im an exhibitionist so it gives me a boner. Then I have an idea. I put my boner into one of the portals and start fucking something. Then I quickly pull out and glance into the hole...
>>3994475
I literally lold
(ㄣ ͜ ㄣ) understands
(ㄣ ͜ ㄣ) roll
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
(ㄣ ͜ ㄣ)
>>3994407
>(ㄣ ͜ ㄣ)
(ㄣ ͜ ㄣ)
everone these are lolo's real hand this is awesome fam!
my day is complete thank u lolo =^y
>>3994345
Niggers tongue my spicy Anus
lolo is a man though
>>3994349
this
why are there so many girls in [s4s]
everyon on [s4s] is either a qt anime or a qt anime tr*p
>>3994314
>3.14
>>3994308
I dunno but I wish I had a [s4s] gf, they are the best!
this is a nice thread
does anyone else want to have s*x with a squid
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>3994255
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3994255
why is callie a nigger
Will you fucktards stop leaking out of your containment board?
It's like I can't browse 4chan for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES without someone posting a "LE EBIN S4S IRONIC MAYMAY XD". Your dipshits are like a fucking EBOLA epidemic, as soon as one shitposter posts anything even remotely related to /s4s/ another 500 crawl out of the woodwork as start spamming, checking dubs and posting unfunny pictures of shit "memes" that don't even make any fucking sense. And can we talk about /s4s/'s memes for a second here? It's amazing how the board most obsessed with memes has failed to produce even one meme that isn't complete and utter garbage. The closest thing you cocksuckers had to an actual successful meme was topkek, and even that was ripped off ylilauta. And when was that? Two years ago? What actual real memes did /s4s/ produce since then? Just a whole bunch of frankly quite boring pictures with zero humor or exploitability. It's no wonder that nothing from this self-declared "OC factory" ever actually spreads to other boards. This is painfully pathetic to watch. Most of you aren't even being ironic anymore. Some of you actually actually come here and in full sincerity participate in this circlejerk. You excuse your actions by saying mindbogglingly idiotic shit like "this is like old /b/! lel so random", but guess what retards: I've been on 4chan since 2006 and this place is nothing, NOTHING like old /b/. Fucking STOP SAYING THAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. That's outright OFFENSIVE to anyone who's seen what pre-2007 /b/ looked like. You nuggets of cancer perfectly embody everything that KILLED old /b/. It's like someone took the 2008-era cancer, took THE VERY WORST PARTS of it, concentrated it to 200% levels and then wrapped it in a painfully thin veil of "irony".
You know? I'm ain't even mad. Let this be a containment board for you newfags and ledditors. I honestly don't have the energy to care about anything that happens on this website anymore. Just wanted to say fuck you. Bye.
tl;dr
Saged
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
>>3994227
nice copypasta
feminists most wanted
since everybody is gay for bridget :^)
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I would fuc his qt bussy
>>3994141
nice repeating digits
btw any1 who isnt gay should get of this board, and go back to their NEET hole to fap to all the fb profile pics of the girls they have white knighted for
boys > girls
if u r a girl reading this please refrain from steal men from other men, even if you don't realize it you are a leach a man can and ought to be only happy with another man
This meme board is lame as hell
>>3994122
Not as lame as a person who surrounds himself with things he thinks is lame!
>>3994122
Your dubs are lame as hell desu
guys im depresed..:(
seriously tho s4s, i need some help
i have tis weird feeling in my stomach..its sadness
>>3994110
just keep spending your time on s4s to forget the pain.
oi it was da bonklez wuzzit??
>>3994112
good point. thank you
>>3993793
my new name is matt
thanks for helping me choose, s4s
heil
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
cool f@m
>>3994016
my non evil twin
I thought you were lost to the war
>>3994007
sh*t name, friend
You may have noticed that our beloved swaglord, AKA Jay Irwin, hasn't been posting around here recently. This is because he'se fucking dead.
Rest in peace swaglord.
RIP i7
>>3993980
i knew his addiction to motorcycles and weed would lead to his untimely end. Do not ride motorcycles kids.
that hit me like a train... LITERALLY
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
>>3993886
what is your favorite coffee brand anon
>>3993911
Doubles #Checked!
>>3993886
>Using a cup
If all liquids take the shape of their container, you may only master this brew by bending it with your handbending powers.
I'm scared
>>3993885
is that your kitty anon
me too
>>3993906
No. It's my friendos.
tfw no gf
>>3993848
Go back to friendster.
>>3993848
I will meet a dark, handsome stranger
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>3993849
rude