Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 4426. page

1. Get a warm beverage
2. Check the water supply
3. Watch the nine o'clock news
4. Think about leaving the house
5. Check the wan wan thread
decide if you’d prefer mead instead
https://youtu.be/zcJqI5VDMc0


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4005282
put on a bra, lady, geez

It's getting cold, isn't it?

flippy nips

>>4005135
NO

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>>4005135
Gettin' colder.... and its
Gettin' colder.... and its
Gettin' colder.... and its
Gettin' colder.... and I'm
Locked in a place where no one GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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it sure is

>>4005121
then you should probably stop body-shaming and start appreciating a woman for what truly makes her important.

women are more than just sex objects, Anonymous. and until you learn that, you're never gonna find a nice gril to fuck...instead you're just gonna cuck your'eself into a corner and fall in love with a 2D animated chinese cartoon gril.

>>4005128
projecting asshole.

>>4005130
more like prolapsing asshole am i right haha

4chan has fortune get it xD

only oldfigs remember how to <#foretune>

#foretune

is that cade wtf

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

As more men become comfortable with their sexuality and start exploring anal play for themselves, it makes sense to invite a partner to help you explore every inch your body, including areas once thought of as ‘out of bounds'.

The prostate gland is a special part of a man’s body that is directly linked to his penis and testicles, which means that by stimulating this round nub, located around 2 inches in on the front wall of the anus, it will directly affect the rest of his genitals and result in some explosive orgasms.

In recent years, pegging has taken the sexual world by storm. Pegging is when a woman uses astrap-on harness and dildoto anally penetrate a man, and indulge in female-male strap-on sex. Pegging allows all these little sweet spots to be accessed and enjoyed to their full potential, which many men struggle with on their own.

But don’t forget, women get pleasure from pegging too! Using a strapless strap-on such as theFeeldoe Classic Vibrating Silicone Double Dildoprovides her with incredible internal sensations or using a vibrating harness, such as theSedeux Corsette Dildo Harness with Vibrating Bullet, will feel fabulous each time the bullet hits her clit.

There’s also the element of submission and domination involved with pegging that many find enjoyable.

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>>4004922
nice le dub's

>>4004888
is trips part of plan?

Illuminati trips
>>4004888

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>>4004888
eh this reminds me of an old cd-making kit i had back in the day. the default images were all these kewl vepperweb desert cgi heads crystal balls and a whole bunch of other neat sh*t. unfortunately i stumbled upon a website recently that had all these images in a chintzy nuevo-context that completely cheapened them for me ever since.

>>4004859
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS CADE

CATE IS A GIRLS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU STEWPID!?!?!?!?!?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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pancade

>>4004865
thats a foxe dumdum. cool foxe btw

>>4004853
They're just so unimportant that you didn't notice them

>>4004853
birds are very ixistent
birds are very important
>>4004862
and yet they're so important you noticed yourself noticing them

>>4005185
don't use such bird brained logic

>>4004689
Le nigger wars

delete this

>>4004689
But what will hapen to captain picard??????????

>>4004586
###BBBBBAAAAAAVVVVVIIIIII

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>>4004594
bavi and banti are great memes. They are an integral part of this board.

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>>4004586
lol shut up u little nigger

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>Implying Yuji Sakai is one person

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>>4004559
There can't be more than one person with the same name you doofus!
*<|>:<(

>>4004559
uhh who are you quoting?

>>4004451
get your fucking throat slit and bleed out on the sidewalk faggot

>>4004440
hahha i gigled zD thank mr mcanus !!!

>>4004399
more like same fucking boring thread. like talking to a fucking bot. same ass boring ass shit. get cancer pass away youre useless

>>4004412
lol

Weeb

PRAISE THE BUTTE.

>>4004318
i want her to fart on my face