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reminder
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ayy lmao
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hey rofl
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>>4020077 (dubs) (nice) (checked)
>the beauty of animes is out of this world
thanks for telling me the obvious

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1/2 ass
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4020094
49 kilobytes

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fef
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also fef


Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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hey hiro make a loli board
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>>4020017
HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO HIRO
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MY HIRO COME TO ME

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THANK YOU HUNGRY SPUNGRY
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THANK YOU HUNGRY SPUNGRY

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Look guys! I won the Tony!
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fucc 'im rite in di boipucci

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I WANT TO HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH AWOO FOR THE SAKE OF PROCREATION
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that's not awoo though?
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>>4020020
no it's op

awoo in this case would be the one planting the little awoos in op's pusser

>Anon, 14, got bored one day
>Start snapchatting all my friends I had at the time (No snapchat story back then)
>Two girls reply back
>First girl Taco-American 7/10
>Second girl Basketball-American 9/10
>Decide to send snapchats of anon flexing
>Girls like
>Taco-American girl start sending snaps of her grabbing boobs.
>Basketball-American girl sends snaps of her on the floor showing off her dirty pillows in her crop top
>Can almost see a nip
>Decide to screenshot
>14 y/o anon did not think it through
>She still sent me snaps
>Taco american girl keeps sending me snaps of her grabbing her boobs
>Awww yiss
>Decide to screenshot also
>They notice I was screenshotting almost every picture
>Start sending me snaps of just an all black screen or random house objects
>Say goodnight to both
>Aw yiss got me sum pics
>They stop messaging me for days
>No problem, still got these pictures tho
>One night, Basketball American girl sends me a message
>"Hey anon, whatchu gon do to dis pussay?"
>Noice
>Start telling her what im gonna do
>Make plans to meet up next day so we can watch a movie and after get sum poonani
>Pretty aroused with what shes telling me
>Decide to hold my ding dong
>It was a cold night and my hands were cold
>Dingaling gets hard
>Decide to get to beating it
>Inside head "Anon wtf. Let go of your dick."
>Climax
>Realize what I just did
>Start praying really fast
>"Im sorry God, I dindu nuffin"
>Next day says she cant hang out
>Years pass
>Get to the present
>Basketball American girl is pregant and Taco American girl lives 25 miles away from me
>Mfw I cant go back in time to stop myself
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>>4019985
who are you quoting?
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>>4019985
There are several serious issues with your essay that need correction. First, the lack of citations is alarming. Plagiarism is a serious problem in academia, and an act that is not tolerated on [s4s]. Please properly source your quotes. Second, the entirety of your essay is quotes. This is also plagiarism! Learn to develop your own voice, incorporating in properly-cited facts and ideas from other sources as you build your argument. (See Chapter 2.5 for more information.) See me after class, and I can give you additional guidance.
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>>4019985

>Anon, 14, gots bugged out one day
>Start snapchattin all mah playaz I had all up in tha time (No snapchat rap back then)
>Two hoes reply back
>First hoe Taco-Gangsta 7/10
>Second hoe Basketball-Gangsta 9/10
>Decizzle ta bust snapchatz of anon flexing
>Girls like
>Taco-Gangsta hoe start bustin snapz of her grabbin titties.
>Basketball-Gangsta hoe sendz snapz of her on tha floor showin off her dirty pillows up in her crop top
>Can almost peep a nip
>Decizzle ta screenshot
>14 y/o anon did not be thinkin it through
>Bitch still busted mah crazy ass snaps
>Taco american hoe keeps bustin me snapz of her grabbin her titties
>Awww yiss
>Decizzle ta screenshot also
>They notice I was screenshottin almost every last muthafuckin picture
>Start bustin me snapz of just a all black screen or random doggy den objects
>Say git tha fuck outta ma bidnizz ta both
>Aw yiss gots me sum pics
>They stop messagin me fo' days
>No problem, still gots these pictures tho
>One night, Basketbizzle Gangsta hoe sendz me a message
>"Yo anon, whatchu gon do ta dis pussay?"
>Noice
>Start spittin some lyrics ta her what tha fuck im gonna do
>Make plans ta hook up next dizzle so we can peep a porno n' afta git sum poonani
>Pretty aroused wit what tha fuck shes spittin some lyrics ta me
>Decizzle ta hold mah din dong
>Dat shiznit was a cold-ass lil cold night n' mah handz was cold
>Dingalin gets hard
>Decizzle ta git ta whoopin it
>Inside head "Anon wtf. Let go of yo' dick."
>Climax
>Realize what tha fuck I just did
>Start prayin straight-up fast
>"Im sorry God, I dindu nuffin"
>Next dizzle say dat thugged-out biiiatch cant hang out
>Years pass
>Git ta tha present
>Basketbizzle Gangsta hoe is pregant n' Taco Gangsta hoe lives 25 milez away from me
>Mfw I cant go back up in time ta stop mah dirty ass

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Seriously lively Never Endin Hoes' Talk
We can't wait fo' tha end of school bell chime
Even if you late, leavin early be a no, no, no!
We bout ta go all up n' Study Afta School

Da ass poundin won't stop, goin full throttle inside our domes
Hopes, desires, passions, We bout ta wrap dem up wit a ribbon
We gather material fo' a New Type Version, n' put it tha fuck into
A girls-only print club mixtape n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diary freestyled wit love

If our crazy asses hem our skirts just 2 cm, we'll be able ta fly
Further than yesterday, n' a octave higher than tha dizzle before

Jumpin Now
Seriously pretty Never Endin Hoes' Life
We straight-up every last muthafuckin day, itz now or never 'cause our slick asses live biaaatch!
Even if you raise up early, goin ta bed early be a no, no, no!
Shoutin wit all I've got, "Woo-hoo!"
Seriously straight-up dope Never Endin Hoes' Song
Our afternoon chronic time couldn't be betta
Our ludd is unrequited yo, but itz a honorable defeat, so Here We Go!
When we rap we Shinin Afta School

Is it cuz our slick asses livin so lightly, biatch? Every dizzle is full of incidents
We bout ta gotta take a make-up test on differentials n' integrals, n' put a hold on romizzle fo' tha time bein
Da second period bell sounds, along wit mah 4th dimension stomach
Ugh, I accidentally went too far, checkin tha secret book I freestyled mah weight in

When I cut mah bangs 3 mm, I saw it
Though mah answer shizzle was white, aint it dope when tha future be all rose colored?

Chattin Now
Seriously lively Never Endin Hoes' Talk
We can't wait fo' tha school bell chime
Even if you late, leavin early be a no, no, no!
We Study wit all we got, Trip off dawwwwg!
Seriously straight-up dope Never Endin Hoes' Song
Our afternoon chronic time couldn't be betta
It aint nuthin but a unusual chord yo, but Here We Go!
When we rap we Shinin Afta School
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It aint nuthin but a eternal loop
My fuckin sizes go down, up, down, up
But mah vibe be always goin
Up, up, up n' up
Bustin up just from gettin together
Happinizz just from rappin
...Thatz pretty environmentally-friendly, huh?

Jumpin Now
Seriously pretty Never Endin Hoes' Life
We straight-up every last muthafuckin day, itz now or never 'cause our slick asses live biaaatch!
Even if you raise up early, goin ta bed early be a no, no no!
Shoutin wit all I've got, "Woo-hoo!"
Seriously straight-up dope Never Endin Hoes' Song
Our afternoon chronic time couldn't be betta
Our ludd is unrequited yo, but itz a honorable defeat, so Here We Go!
When we rap we Shinin Afta School


So
Shinin Shiner Shinyest Hoes be ambitious & shine

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I'm gonna marry both these cuties!
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Ever since Koko came to the Daydream Cafe, Chino had been filled with happiness. Koko was just so friendly and cute, and her antics really brightened Chino's day. "I wish their was a way I could tell her how much I like her and appreciate her," thought Chino. But she was just too embarrassed.

"Maybe I'll make her some tasty cake," Chino decided. She was much better at making coffee than baking, but she knew how Koko loved sweet things. "If only I could be your sweet thing..." Chino caught herself. What was she thinking? Clearing such thoughts from her mind, she began mixing the ingredients, with Tippy watching from atop her head.

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*bites*
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>>4019954

It's OK if you want to post hyper-violent videos like this, but please think of the other users of the site and remember to include a trigger warning and use the spoiler feature. Thanks for understanding!
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>>4019965
It's OK if you want to post hyper-violent videos like this, but please think of the other users of the site and remember to include a trigger warning and use the spoiler feature. Thanks for understanding!

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le meme dream
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>>4019944
good double
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le neme crème

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cool guy
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And so now I'd like to say - people can change anything they want to. And that means everything in the world. People are running about following their little tracks - I am one of them. But we've all got to stop just following our own little mouse trail. People can do anything - this is something that I'm beginning to learn. People are out there doing bad things to each other. That's because they've been dehumanised. It's time to take the humanity back into the center of the ring and follow that for a time. Greed, it ain't going anywhere. They should have that in a big billboard across Times Square. Without people you're nothing. That's my spiel.
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>>4019991
>And so now I'd like ta say - playas can chizzle anythang they wanna fo' realz. And dat means every last muthafuckin thang up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Muthafuckas is hustlin bout followin they lil tracks - I be one of dem wild-ass muthafuckas. But we've all gots ta stop just followin our own lil mouse trail. Muthafuckas can do anythang - dis is suttin' dat I be beginnin ta learn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Muthafuckas is up there bustin shitty thangs ta each other n' shit. Thatz cuz they've been dehumanised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It aint nuthin but time ta take tha humanitizzle back tha fuck into tha centa of tha rang n' follow dat fo' a time. Greed, it ain't goin anywhere, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. They should have dat up in a funky-ass big-ass billboard across Times Square. Without playas you nothing. Thatz mah spiel.

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haha epic meme, i lold SO le hard lmao............................................... SO le hard...... or did i? lol its a le mystery lol.... haha mfw i rofl'd le again...........
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>>4019918
omfg rofl like srsly can u even imagine??? like HIM of all peopl, being MY GUIDE to the INTERNET of all things???? :DDDDDDDD XD
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>>4019918
I'm still fr*cking LAUGHING!!!! this is me btw ----> >>4019920 OR IS IT?? MUAHHAHAHA

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New meme: Goat guy
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Le shepherd
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Baaaaaaaaa baaaaaa baaa baaa haha this is fun lol
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goat

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