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>>4021893
wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. thats why i came here, 2kill random ppl on the internetz … im 1⃣3⃣ years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) I can be anywhere, anytime️, and I can kill you in over sevenways, and that’s just with my bare hands. i like 2 watch invaderzim w/ my lamborghini (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it️️️) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO FUN TO DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS!!!! shes random2⃣ of course but i want meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground NOW DIE FAG!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^ hehe…toodles!!!!! Garfield leans towards Jon. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed️ combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal️️ of the United States Marine️ Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent️, you little good shit. Jon slowly sticks his hand into the pasta dish. As he lifts his warm hand out of the lasaga, he holds a large clump of pasta, sauce and cheese. He slowly brings the lasaga towards Garfield's mouth who ate all the lasaga. If only you could have known️ what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But

>>4021895
you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re ️paying the price, you goddamn idiot. crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you heh... another 4⃣channer falls to me. I will shitbookshelves all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. "i ate those food" Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield's mouth and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga in his hand. "this lasaga is great, Jon." Garfield says. Time for something a little different ️️if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about ri️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit into his anus. "do you like that you big fat cat?" Jon questions. Garfield purrs with joy. "thank you Jon for this wonderful time" Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, a silhouette of a dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. "bOrf" the dog mumbled. mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ love️ and waffles and CUMMIES you little good shit,t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Psssh, notting personnel, kid teleports away

>>4021893
>>4021895
>>4021897
a daring synthesis

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4021876
i dont because birds are not important

>>4021878
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Or at least that's what I would say if it were 2012.
BAVI.

>>4021876
Anus boy defined a generation

>>4021867
only if i get to be the one on the right

>>4021853
LOOLL

EPICCKK

congrats man XD

>>4021900
:) dubs

>>4021792
no

>>4021792
yea

singles say no

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>>4021783

>>4021800
nic

>>4021719

she's fat

go away trump

>>4021678
this post made me love

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>>4021678
GET THAT POISON OUTTA HURR

>>4021674
every post deserves a reply

>>4021811
epic.

wew

fuck up faggot

When you're not sure if your puss is loose or just stretchy

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>>4021670
wow rude. maybe this cat will make you feel better xD

Still not a real philosopher

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>>4021909

>>4021662
Who is Merry Holidays? And is she a philosopher? :/ :\ :/ :\

fuck up faggot

>>4021645
the only thing I invest in is the mentalist dvds
the value gone quadruple in the next 10 years

>>4021645
mm yea such satisfaction, guess what honey, im on the forty-year plan! saving up the crumbs like a rat cause you allowed a corporation to determine your worth & wouldnt u know it its just about enough to get by but certainly nowhere near the amount u might want if u were thinking about not pissing away your youth indentured in employment. you know, the sweet spot of wageslavery. and since the way you've chosen to earn your dirtsame living won't pay off after you've left the fluorescent ulcerhole of a workplace you settled for, here's a little bank account where you can sock away your measley twenties week after week so you can afford a miserable tiny apartment when you're sixty-seven and useless. 401k hip-hip hooray

>>4021619
Well tried! Have a (You) my friend

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cade
hehe

>>4021813
>(You)
sh*t mem to be h
>>>/r/eddit/
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
>>>/v/

go away le ruse bird

not right now this is serious

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>>4021618
I like the picture