slute
tfw blowjob
madman
>>4028146
le mac danolds meme
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>>4028145
wew lad
twet
>>4028134
literALLY ME
Leper from inside.
Inside wall of peace.
Dirty and Diseased.
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=BtpSkWyRDGo&p=n#/0;3
Hi /s4s/ britfag here. Its been five long horrible years since Ive gotten laid and I want that to change right now. Hell, its not even getting laid that I miss the most, but eating a girl out. I LOVE the taste of a girls pussy straight out of the shower and the way they move as they are approaching orgasm etc. I used to be a master of the art (could make my ex squirt within 10 minutes), and pretty sure I still know how to do it.
In case your wondering why its been so long, Its not that Im ugly or anything, Im a straight 7/10 at least. But I had a slight breakdown after my gf of 10 years left me for someone else and ended up developing agoraphobia.
Ive decided the dry spell is going to end in 2016 though, which brings us down to business: If any girl in the south east of england wants me to come to their place and eat them out for hours on end, send me an email at [email protected]. Include a photo of your face and your puss and I will get back to you.
Not posting my picture on a thread like this on a place so public, but will email to applicants. Honestly I swear im not an ugmo :)
This is a serious offer. Look forward to hearing from people.
What the hell is a girl?
>>4028086
3d animes
>>4028100
Oooohhh....
Nice dubs btw.
I must post this. I have no choice. Please turn back now or all human lives will be in danger. It is too late for me. I don't have much time. I am being consumed... Barossa, !, BAROSSA
thank doc
>>4028062
this is now a /cec/ general
golden thread. thanks for not being fucking retarded
oystere
>>4028039
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>>4028039
thats a turtle lol
>>4028054
#rused
just a fuckin' seinfeld dvd
>>4028036
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>>4028024
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>>4028030
I KNO RITE
just cat honestly xD
>>4028014
ROBOTS ARE NOT SUBJECT TO ITEMS CONSIDERED CUTE
cade xD
>>4028014
this was actually one of my favourite memes of 2015
>just cat honestly xD
cec
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>>4028010
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underrated thread
chill 'em!
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>>4028001
ERROR: TRIPS ALREADY TAKEN
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kill yourself lmao
>>4027980
i don;t getit lad...
pls explain
HOLE TOO
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=BtpSkWyRDGo&p=n#/0;3
IM IN MY GARAGE
>>4027967
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Kid Icaruse
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>>4027960
kid icecruse