D
M
A
C
My parents got me the new iPhone for christmas
Did they think people actually text me or something?
;_;
i'm sorry were you saying sometthing?. i was too busy looking at the tsundere anime being patted
>>4028730
u can send it to me i have like a budget android urs is prob better.
>>4028730
but anon, we are "texting" right now! :3
Rub my belly, onii-chan.
>>4028407
*rubs belly*
Imouto is very cute~
>>4028413
o-onii-chaaaan~
>>4028407
*sexes you*
lol
know your meme
know your meme
know your meme?
know your meme.
I saw Mari Makinami Illustrious™ at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told her how cool it was to see her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her giggle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen topkeks in her hands without paying.
The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the topkeks and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each kek and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
>>4028302
please step on my balls
i bet mari could fart and it would be really good
>>4028302
huh
#PrayForBag
#DubsForBag
>>4027656
nice bag
ill get dubs for your bag!
>>4027676
>7676 nicedubs m89 (MEightyNine)
you must reply to this thread like it was the biggest get of all time
>>4029738
*inhales DEEPLY through nose* nnnnnnnnnn f*ck yea i can NOT stop f*rting g*d D*MN dude it smells like SH*T mmmmmmmmmm
PSYCHO DAD KILLS ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY
my dad came in and destroyed my mom's store
#rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmeuwoHyFfA
absolute snowman
https://youtu.be/gpbeuqizyXc
>frotune
Your fortune: Bad Luck
lol. find the snek.
lol long snek is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Infinity snek
yes
>>4029643
u done goofed boi
>>4029643
>pic related
lolololololololol it take me a minute but I finaly get the joke lmoa u get it?
had it chum
>30
>-4
>>4029630
she's french toast and he uses butter as lube because there's no way he's straight?
>>4029630
I don't get it...is it that when the two slices of bread combine we have a severe case of incest?
I have feelings
i see.
>>4029624
Fuck ur feelings
*inhales DEEPLY through nose* nnnnnnnnnn f*ck yea i can NOT stop f*rting g*d D*MN dude it smells like SH*T mmmmmmmmmm
>>4029622
nice dubs
>22
see ya tomorrow
High whate grade your in?
1st grave
>>4029613
OHHHHHH graVe at last i finally understand this joke
>>4029644
its my saturday joke
nice dubl