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>>4030751
>Hey /pol/, I'm in a bit of a pickle here. This is probably going to be a fairly long read, but I have nowhere else to turn to.
>So here's the thing, I'm a sex addict. It started when I was 15 when I lost my virginity to my then-girlfriend, and since then, I've had to graduate from vanilla, missionary sex to more depraved acts, just to be able to function on a day-to-day basis. I currently have a very open-minded girlfriend, and we have tried so many things that most would consider 'degenerate'. We have done extreme BDSM, pegging, coprophilic acts, you name it. Last year, I found out about something else called cuckolding. I proposed it to my girlfriend, and after some hesitation, she agreed to cuckold me. We tried it out with a friend of ours (he's the same race as us), and it sated my addiction for a while, but eventually, like with everything else, I got bored of it. Vanilla cuckolding no longer satisfies me because it doesn't seem that depraved anymore. Besides, this friend of ours didn't seem to be that much better at sex than I am, and my girlfriend didn't seem to enjoy it.
>Yesterday, I had the bright idea of adding something to this little experiment. I decided that I should ask some Indian-Muslim man to take part in this arrangement of ours. Here's what my problem is:
>I am completely indifferent towards Muslims . I recognize that I would have to deem the person who is fucking my gf to be inferior to myself in order for me to gain any pleasure from this.
>So here I am, /pol/, I need you to convince me that Muslims are worse than street dogs. I /need/ this, and I imagine a lot of you are in the same predicament, having to resort to a sustained hate posting against blacks, muslims and Mexicans just to satisfy your bedroom needs.
>If you manage to do this for me, know that I will forever be in your debt!

>>4030753
>Hey /pol/, I'm in a bit of a pickle here. This is probably going to be a fairly long read, but I have nowhere else to turn to.
>So here's the thing, I'm a sex addict. It started when I was 15 when I lost my virginity to my then-girlfriend, and since then, I've had to graduate from vanilla, missionary sex to more depraved acts, just to be able to function on a day-to-day basis. I currently have a very open-minded girlfriend, and we have tried so many things that most would consider 'degenerate'. We have done extreme BDSM, pegging, coprophilic acts, you name it. Last year, I found out about something else called cuckolding. I proposed it to my girlfriend, and after some hesitation, she agreed to cuckold me. We tried it out with a friend of ours (he's the same race as us), and it sated my addiction for a while, but eventually, like with everything else, I got bored of it. Vanilla cuckolding no longer satisfies me because it doesn't seem that depraved anymore. Besides, this friend of ours didn't seem to be that much better at sex than I am, and my girlfriend didn't seem to enjoy it.
>Yesterday, I had the bright idea of adding something to this little experiment. I decided that I should ask some Indian-Muslim man to take part in this arrangement of ours. Here's what my problem is:
>I am completely indifferent towards Muslims . I recognize that I would have to deem the person who is fucking my gf to be inferior to myself in order for me to gain any pleasure from this.
>So here I am, /pol/, I need you to convince me that Muslims are worse than street dogs. I /need/ this, and I imagine a lot of you are in the same predicament, having to resort to a sustained hate posting against blacks, muslims and Mexicans just to satisfy your bedroom needs.
>If you manage to do this for me, know that I will forever be in your debt!

>>4030756
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>4030737
Fore! what purpose
cec

for you xddddd

>>4030740
Professor Lelfig

>>4035363
it looks just like my japanese animes

>>4035379
hahahahhahahahahah.
omg. dark times, my friends.

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Shake it baby.

>>4030711
ohdubs

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nice at making money

>>4035349
WHY IS BEARY TRANSPARENT? IS BEARY A GHOST?

>>4035461
No, ghosts are white. I think it's a completely new phenomenon; we should study it more.

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>>4035343
are nice.

>>4035343
The rightful master race, yes.. what about them?

there are to many cucks on [s4s]

we did it reddit

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THIS IS A LEMON LINE
REPOST IT, OR YOU BECOME A LEMON
AND JOIN THE LINE

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>>4030706

>>4030705
t. alberto barbosa

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>>4030705
My name is alberto barbosa, you killed my father, prepare to die

>>4035317
we already did this :/

ew have some decency anime grill, ure not a dog!

>>4035342
yea but that anime is a ship and bellies of shps need to be rubbed and cleaned regularly

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>>4030694
only save the bird ',:^)

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>>4030645
happy birthday yellow chinese mp3 grill

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>>4030676
Thanks, beard-kun. You make all of /s4s/ glad with the joyous return of facial hair to anime, like it was intended in the beginning.

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>>4031030
you're welcome.

what do obamas feet look like

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Who are you quoting?

>>4035249
IT GOES

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>>4035255
guillotine

>>4035208
why does she have 2 mouths ?

>>4035213
It's a common genetic mutation in anime since the bombs fell

>>4035208

sleep snug, smug