Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 4237. page

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SO IT IS

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Guys whats going on? I met some girl who said I was cute and she asked me to go to her house. I said ok and went to her house. When I got there she gave me cookies and told me to go up to the bedroom. I didn't know why she was asking me that but I did. She told me to lay down on the bed, which was weird because I didn't bring my pajamas. I laid down and she went into the bathroom. She came out and had no clothes on. I asked what was going on and that she should cover up her lady-parts. Instead of covering up she climbed onto the bad and got over me. Her boobies hung just inches over my face, which was scary because I had never seen boobies before. She put her lady-parts on my crotch and started moving. I reached down and freaked out because my penis had gotten hard. i said we need to go to a doctor to check my penis out. But she said no and that she knew how to fix it. She unziped my fly and pulled my penis out. Some clear liquid leaked out and it scared me. I asked her how she going to make it go soft again and she grabbed my penis and put it INSIDE her. I started screaming and told her to stop but she started moving and made me feel weird. Her parts were very wet and I asked why she was peeing, but she only laughed. She kept moving and soon I felt like I had to pee. I told her to get off so I could go pee.She didn't listen and kept going. I warned her I was going to have and accident. Suddenly my penis squirted and it went soft. When she got off me I could see white stuff leaking from her lady-parts. I asked her what just happened and she only giggled. I felt kinda mad that she did this, but then again, she did fix my penis. What the fuck happened to me guys?

Pic related. the girl in question.

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in this ITT we summon chemical man

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I maed chritsmas diarrhea

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Posting 3D will keep weebs away :)
But nothing too lewd pls. The 4 in S4S stands for Safe for work.

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Everytime we see one of those posts with a motivational quote, we should say: "That quote is deeper than Caitlyn Jenner's vagina."

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If dubs exists in this thread then awoo will post tits

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who else /egg/ here?

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egg

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bi0deo kgame :^))
bige o game :^)) XDD
vgbideo gamwe

beidoe vame :^)))P XDDD :XX

bideo gaem :^)^))

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Why is this anime eating a big hotu dogu?

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I'm dumb frogposting and there's nothing you can do about it

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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so true^^