An elderly man named Donald had a pet duck named Dick. Donald took Dick with him whenever he could, and one day Donald took Dick to the movies. Donald had Dick tucked under his arm when he went to the box-office to buy tickets. The lady in the box-office wanted to know who was going in with him. He answers, "Well, my pet duck Dick of course. The lady told Donald he could not take Dick the duck into the theater. Donald tried to explain that his duck Dick went everywhere with him, but the lady would not sell him tickets. Donald took his duck Dick home, changed into some very baggy pants and went back to the theatre for the next performance. Donald stuffs Dick into his pants, buys a ticket, goes in and takes a seat. Two elderly women took the seats next to Donald and just as the previews begin to roll. Donald unzips his pants so Dick his duck can stick his head out and watch the movie. The woman sitting next to Donald nudges her companion and whispers “The man next to me just took his dick out! Her friend whispers back, "Just ignore him and I’ll get the usher to kick him and his dick out! Her friend whispers back “I can’t ignore him it’s eating my popcorn!!"
>>4032804
lol XD simply eric
thanks for sharing this gem OP
>>4032809
thanks (:
卐卐卐卐-PENISS-卐卐卐卐
>>4032799
>99
>dubs
this board is now mine
>>4032796
can I fug you're ass tbh ??? this picture made my benis look like in the right of this picture tbh
>>4032803
Your right, or my right?
>>4032808
my benis has a firmon okay
do u like alphabits i bet u do bubs i got these 4 u (o no its the wrong pic im sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Aid in 2016? and not knowing s4s is the addiction board and only the brave remind them self everyday writing is written but don't forget the Pe-Pe.
Free addicts-they do it for free and post without checking their fortunes.
Poetry is the problem under control - somewhere in the back of my brain I'm sure it'll come up again and I'll just deal with it then.
Do you want to by some meme's: addicted to pushing memes they had have to force up on others. Pushy parent[s] if they admit to visiting the pool but only because there is an important election looming.
2016 and not knowing what a manifesto is:
But if you have ever put someone in the friend zone just to see what happens
You should ask yourself if anon ALL anons are not that cunning
Or if fortune crosses as naked friends in love roll and make trips from dubs
Only differing from fuck buddy's in lust
But beneath the cloud we fug loud..
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4032783
Merry Christmas my son
>>4032815
You are my father(?
i rolled a joinT
>>4032774
lol le marijuan
Hahahahaha, LOSER!
>when ribcage is die and you can blame the memes n laffin so dang hard
dis me trying to GET from phoen
>>4032777
wow those are some nice triples bby
>>4032778
thanking lad
where the fuck is conor
>>4032751
mfw my real name is connor and I'm afraid someone realizing who I am on here and I made my fears worse by posting this but I did anyway for some reason
>>4032757
op dint axe for a conNor doe, ur secret is safe
also, congrats on dat name doubles
e-pic
>>4032745
e-ternet
>>4032744
>44
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>>4032744
hey bro, i would like to thank you and your kin members for those dubs.
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this board is SHIT. SHIT.
Penguin a cute! A CUTE!
>>4032764
why would you post that???
:^29
>>4032697
yey
lol...........
>>4032695
nice
green mario
Now most people think Cuckio is just ``Cuck'' placed in front of Mario because he's Mario's meme. But they're wrong. Cuckio is an even more intricate pun, Cuckold + Mario = Cuckio.
Cuckold means BLACKED or inferior, a man whose wife fornicates with other men outside of the marital bond. It's not just `cuck' Mario, it's cuckold Mario, wittol Mario, candaulist Mario etc. He's Mario, but NTR. He's like if your dad got back from a trip to Japan and bought you one of those ``Super Bros'' games you love so much, and instead of there being a red-capped moustached plumber there was a fat, pink nosed cuck on an obvious bootleg.
who is this tbh fam?
http://s4s.wikia.com/wiki/Pat
>>4032667
me on the left
>>4032667
Never seen em before maybe its a troll article.
#MEME'D
MODS BRING BACK SOFT HYPHEN AND WHILE YOUR AT IT ALL THE EMOJI AND SUPERSCRIPT/SUBSCRIPT LETTERS AND NUMERALS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^ THIS
SRSLY JUST DO IT