I PAYED FOR THOSE DUBS AND YOU TOTALLY SCREWED ME! WHERE ARE MY DAMN DUBS?? I'LL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF YOU DIRTBAG!
How would you respond to this rude call?
>>4095924
Irregardless, its the same difference and I literally could care less for all intensive purposes so you're point is mute per say.
look guy i paid my tuition
So recently I have noticed a very bad crime. Almost unforgivable. The crime in question is a little thing that I've coined "dub cheating". What is dub cheating, I hear you cry. Dub cheating is when a person plans to get dubs, it's not by chance, instead they check the number of the last post before making their own post, often with a smug picture or line.
Enough is enough! From now on, dub cheating is illegal, all posts must be at competently random times, got it? Good.
This is an example of a randomly timed post.
>>4095486
you call it dub cheating, we call it dubsport
and we believe that dubs makes right
yes I agree OP
post numbers should be hidden for 1 minute after posted to add to the suspense and mystery of dubs and get rid of the cheaters forever
why don't you have a boyfriend?
>>4094722
cuz im a fat feminist who thinks i dont need a man but really i do cuz my kankles hurt everytime i get up to go get some reeses
>>4094722
nice ddubs, but i do have a boyfriend friend tbh
seeking bf
will s4s ever come out with new memes
>>4095502
Maybe if you guys ever paid Milhouse some attention, he would be the meme you want!
>>4095505
Its been over ten years when will Milhouse learn he will never be a meme
>>4095507
milhouse is not a a meme is a meme though.
this board is cancer
>>4095252
good 52s
Heyyyy. that's not nice at all!
>>4095252
>this board is cancer
È lui o non è lui?
>>4094998
certo che è lui
>>4094998
perchè qua?wewpfjewiklnòkj
cerrrto che è lui!
Ebin
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4094413
>>4094413
That's pretty neat. Is it a cat?
>>4094417
No it's me on the pic
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Let's talk about Padlock-chan.
no you're a faggot
>>4094109
Combolock-chan is cool too!~
cool? COOL? COMBOLOCK IS STRONGER THAN BOTH SONIC AND MARIO AND IF U ARENT A FAN THAN U R STUPID
that'll be $19.95 plus tip
>>4092877
Donkey that
Here's $33. Keep the change; and nice doubles, young man.
>>4092877 (dUBS)
SOMEBODY CALL 911 THIS THUG STOLE A PIZZA
count to ses
ses
1 2 3 4 5 ses
zez
>What are you looking at, anon ? Do you want to lick my feet ? Maybe if you get dubs I'll allow you to. :^)
PLEASE GIVE ME DUBS
>>4095319
I NEED THEM
I just came across this really disturbing picture and thought I would like to ruin your day as well. But, as you can see, I've spoilered it, so as not to ruin your day without your consent (which is rape) So I'm warning you right now, only click on this picture and view it if you consent to seeing a creepy black and white picture of a crazy looking face of a lady who murdered some old people in a nursing home.
i found this other creepy picture as well. have fun not sleeping tonight, i know im not
>>4095152
these are reconstructions of murder/kidnap victims.
just fuck my good nights sleep up fam
Listen dude: I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k was it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.
You still want to call me "new", friend?
Check your Linux privilege. Not all of us are running it, and your overweening arrogance indicates to *me* that you're rather young, and perhaps aren't being totally honest about making your living the way you do.
>>4095117
dumb frogposter
lol fucking rekt
install gentoo
Thisthread above me is very nice.
>>4094888
well tripled
What about the one above you now?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4094911
nice dubs
shh every one we are about to observe nature at its finest as the red crested hawk is about to pounce on the unsuspecting squirrel and eat it!
>woah that's totallychingchang!
the hawk is going in for the kill any minute now
>>4094062