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Andy Biersack
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>>5716981
I love Shizue. I thought she was gone for a while. But she's back. I'm going to see her soon. I'm going to smother her soft face with kisses. I'm going to kiss her on cute full lips between her cute fuzzy cheeks. I'm going to nuzzle her down her body and I'm going massage her all over until she melts. I'm going to do lewd things to her playfully so I can see the blush in her cheeks. I'm going to pleasure her until she's contented and I'm going cuddle her soft furry body until we fall asleep.
english muffin
Hi dad
http://idg.receita.fazenda.gov.br/
>>5716976
englishe muffin!
Alright!
Time for P*NIS!
let's go then
Mine or yours?
>>5716973
Always doubles.
white rice, hash browns, salmon fillets, spoon
>>5717764
lettuce
poop
>>5716905
Every thread deserves at least one reply!
daily remember!
Note to all the nonbelievers:
I was one of you once. Believe it or not, your mindset will change in time. It's only a matter of time before a birb touches your heart.
>>5716899
dubs!
>>5716899
all enlightened peoples know BAVI
Popcorn Snail.
>>5716879
STIEP THOF
>>5716879
Hello everyone, LHS over here with another helpful hack:
If you need to attract fibonacci sequence spirals into your line of sight for mathematical theorizing purposes, try lying a piece of popcorn on damp ground near a grass field. Pretty soon, a carrier of that divine geometry will appear, and your quantum formulations may proceed without a hitch.
Yours Liffobnhacci Sequensteve
me on left
>>5716855
Dubs confirm this is the REAL waluigi!
>>5716860
DESTROY THE DOREMI EMPIRE
If I had to do it all over again I'd probably say stick it up your ass.
STICK IT UP YO YEAH!
footy
Please dear may I have a lick?
>>5716799
Go right ahead, it's a drawing, you can do whatever you want
EXPAND Chaika
die you degenerate brawnyfag
>>5716678
I laughed at this thread earlier
>>5716681
AKARI ISNT DEAD YET NOOOOOO
I feel obligated to tell you all the story of Fred.
>late at night at computer
>bored, surfing the internet
>cockroach shows up from behind monitor
>little did I know this was the ballsiest motherfucking cockroach on the planet
>tried to freeze it with compressed air, succeeded
>little shit recovered in less than a minute
>nothing fazes this guy, not freezing, not interaction, the only time he would run away was when he was physically hurt
>climbed around everywhere with a slow walk, chill as fuck
>grabbed the flyswatter, smacked him a few times but he still got away
>didn't want to cause too much noise, 2 in the morning
>surf internet for a while, no sign of Fred
>go to piss
>there's Fred, hanging out right on the floor
>doesn't run away from light like other bitch roaches do
>get fed up with this chase, laid down the biggest smack I could with the flyswatter
>Fred gets launched 5 inches into the air from the impact, landed on his back, didn't move anymore
>go to sleep
It was only after this that I realized that Fred acted almost exactly as a human turned into a cockroach would act, and he might have been seeking help.
>tomorrow morning
>wake up, go to piss
>see Fred still there
>starting to feel remorse for the little guy
>grab toilet paper to flush him
>as soon as the paper touched him his legs started spazzing out
>fucker was still clinging onto life
>multiple broken legs, couldn't walk, this guy wasn't gonna last long
>through a combination of remorse and respect for just how tenacious this guy was, I decide to give him a feast of bread dipped in sugar water before ending his misery
>position him so his mouth could reach the food, leave him for a few hours
>come back later, he's eaten a little, doesn't have much strength left
>moved Fred into a water bottle, used my compressed air to displace all the oxygen, close lid tight
>Fred's leg twitches a few times, then stops moving entirely
>Wherever you are now, you will always be a legend in my heart, Fred.
>>5716660
Hey there anon, I, Life Hack Steve, also feel obligated to let you all know that instead of trying to spread cold butter over soft bread and and tearing it up, just take your slice of butter and put it in the microwave for eight seconds and then spread the butter
Have a nice day
>>5716660