tbh fam
haha jazz is shit
>>4149495
why do you diss le jazz
>>4149495
>being this pleb
Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4149482
Hello.
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4149482
>>4149573
What's up buddy?
>>4149580
thx
post your Kots
>>4149427
lal such cude kot
Checking for illegal dubs. Anyone seen any lately?
c-course not officer
D-dubs? What d-dubs??
>>>/v/327000000
WE NEED BACKUP
I REPEAT
WE NEED BACKUP
today I will remind them
aye
>>4149095
An anime can never be President. You need to be American and 35 to be President and anime's are lucky if they live to 13
I mean you could just call them women
2D women aren't real they're just drawings
there's no need to differentiate them in this way
yesterday i was playing a ukelele on the beach and this pigeon came up and started watching me for a while. later i did some flips in the sand. what should i do today?
>>4148846
Anything you want, it seems like you've got life figured out.
Do a barrel roll!
preach bavi
and then gentoo
look guys i post a stock photo with the watermark still on it. aren't i so random? xd
>>4148729
SO random XD lol *kills self*
>>4148729
welcome newfriend
>>4148729
Holy shit, I'd hit that. I'd date that. I'd eat that out for hours
Nice Nice
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4148677
dubs
>>4148677
I get it. Just like you got those dubs.
>>4148687
Fore!
seems legit
Holy shit this meme is oficial now
Only puryfide nights use as template
The quality of this board has really been rising lately, and it's because YOU have been posting more. ;^)
thank you. I do unironically believe this :^)
>>4148342
Thanks, I always believed in myself.
>>4148346
I always believed in myself too.
cool board nerbs
thx
>>4148311
nice dubs fam
>>4148317
i knoe
Updated list.
What went right?
What went wrong?
Discuss.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
and CHECK 'EM while you're at it!
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4148199
>>4148200
I noticed Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. was listed twice, so I replaced the second instance with Chemical Man.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
The story of Kalypto Joe.
>it was high time to eat some biscuits
>joe got off his horse and reached for his biscuits
>they were nigh out of reach
"Gosh dangit" said Kalypto as he wiped his hungry mouth with a tea towel.
>he gave another reach into his leather sack and found a small snake that had slithered in
"Probably after my biscuits" joe mumbled
>doctor Ray Twindleweed was with him at the camp he didnt notice he was rambling on about his new flying machine
"...and this flying machine Kalypto. Ugh" he said in pleasure
>i'll be testing it in sidevalley gulch
>did you get the biscuits?
"I reckon this little snake got the same idea"
>doc walked over to the leather bag and examined it on his feet by the campfire
>this snakes venamous alright
>doc leaned over and pulled something out of his butthole.
"Its an anti-venom" twindleweed said with a smirk.
>it was a small veil attached to a chain
"How does Kalypto Joe use this" said Kalypto Joe
>twindleweed got giddy for his new airplane giggled and rode off
>TWINDLEWEED!
>Kalypto Joe threw the snake clear across the river and made haste to Sidevalley gulch
>there was really no time for poor old joe
HOO HAA
1/5
>>4148181
Who are you quoting?
You're in for a treat if you mind my beat
>Joe was lost but in little than no time... a wagon approached
>joe had a thing about this wagon and quite frankly, didnt have time for this either
"You lost Jo- I mean mister" said a woman in the wagon.
"Well you could point me the way" said Joe manicly wiping his mouth with a tea towel
>he was sure he heard his name and this made him nervous
>for the only fame his name gained was trouble
"Just down this road hop in"
>NO
"If your thinking of cutting through the longrass that theres snake territory not even a horse could ride through there...but if you wanna come with u-
>Kalypto Joe clumsly got off his horse and got his foot stuck in the stirrup then fell belly down on the ground
>he quickly picked himself up and started trecking through the long grass
>with some words hollered in the back ground
"Dont worry." said the woman in the wagon to the wagon drive
"Kalypto Joe will soon be dead..."
Part 2/?
Do you wipe sitting or standing?
http://strawpoll.me/6769348/r
Standing is the autism method.
>>4148118
>buying into le sitting jew
>>4148121
most of my jewish friends stand. they're autists.
OH MAN IM UP FOR SOME JUICE
WAIT ONI CHAN
NOT THAT JUICE
NOT YOUR LOVE JUI-
*SPLUUUUURRRTTTTT*
uhh I'm cooming too *SPLURTS in ur mouth*
thanx bby :3
>>4147830
finally someone else to *splurt* with me ;)
>>4147826
incest lol