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the le lole boi
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>>5719788
nice dubs >>5719589
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dub$
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MAKE THIS SWEET RAPE U WILL PROYUD OV!
>>5718637

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this is my nice girlfriend please say something kind about her

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>5719776
why are you dating a cartoon dog?
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>>5719799
>>5719800
noice >>5719589

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hello s4s *blushes* :)

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>5719774
hello!
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>>5719774
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>5719774
card captor umineko

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how do i crosspost on 4chan [s4s]????? help i am new
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>>5719741
go here >>5719589
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>>5719718
post here >>5719589
S I don't speak anime"
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>>5719741
ah-bloo-bloo

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Yuji Sakai plz make mad man have flube hat thanks
Yuji Sakai plz make mad man have flube hat thanks
Yuji Sakai plz make mad man have flube hat thanks
Yuji Sakai plz make mad man have flube hat thanks
Yuji Sakai plz make mad man have flube hat thanks
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>>5719714
>>5719727
>>5719589
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>>5719727

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>be me
>just ate at pasta restaurant w great grandma
>gg needed help shopping so we drove to the grocery store
>knew I wasn't going to make it much longer
>gut wrenching with the force of 10,000 storms
>mfw there's no bathroom in the store
>we start driving gg home, trickle of fecal juice leeching from my anus
>like some precum right before you explode if you know what I'm saying
>you know the drizzle right before the downpour
>the sparks flying from the fuse before detonation
>I'm talking the whoosh of the plane before my hypothetical Iraq gets nuked
>lift ass off the car seat to avoid getting it wet hugemistake.jpg
>gut contracts super hard and I feel a heavy splash into my pants
>let out an audible grunt
>"are you okay anon?" ggrhagh ya I'm fine gruagh
>"oh! anon! did you just pass gas?!" sosorry.exe
>finally pull into the driveway. anon, help w groceries
>fuckthat.html walk fast, pretend not to hear
>legs and ass are soaked in rotten anal juice
>stomach cramping so hard I can barely walk
>stumble into my bathroom and undo belt
>before I get my pants down an explosion happens
>tears streaming down my face, shit juice streams out of my asshole
>sit down and unleash what I have left
>mfw when I clog the toilet and it almost overflows
>grab my gg's denture container, only cup-like object in sight
>start scooping up the mess, dump half the toilet bowl into the tub
>bits of shit getting stuck, so I give them a quick flick down the drain fuckme.mp3
>just as I'm almost done cleaning round two is ready to begin
>clutch stomach as bullets fly out of my asshole
>get done, finish wiping and flush the toilet, it goes down praisejesus.exe
>grab some bleach and get work on my pants, bleach everything
>go back into the living room like nothing happened an hour later
>get ready for bed that night mfw I have a rash and a bleached asshole
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>>5719702
who r u quoting???
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>>5719702
Who are you quoting? Also, this story is dumb all grocery stores have public bathrooms it's the law.

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What's chinatsu doing with akarin?
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sexual assault
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>>5719629
idk something beautiful probably
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>>5719629
true love

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>be me
>electrician doing some wiring
>couldn't wait to get done
>in a hurry, forget to secure ladder
>ohshit.jpg
>start falling
>life pretty much flashing before my eyes
>whatadumbwaytodie.ppt
>get uppercutted by metal hook
>probably karma for how many fish I've hooked
>injure my jaw super bad
>mfw I can't eat pussy for 3 months
>everytime I laugh my ribs hurt
>cry all day instead
>tldr secure the job done or the ladder
>always secure the latter
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>>5719611

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL0rkL9aBwk

why does it make my heart and sometimes also benin feel good when nice ladies pretend to by my mommy or big sister and say nice things like this and snuggle me
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>>5719591
idk dont know. ask mr owl!
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>>5719591
it might because you have autism
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>>5720417
Who is me owl?

Devon
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Devoff

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hello i am the highest lvl on this board
you all will bow down to mE and fear my power...
i have so much poweer that i could kill you and win without you disliking it i could easily rip you head and toe apart and you would be very easy i am incredibly strong
also we are rivals but lovers a forbidden love from the sands of ancient times before man and prophecy was a thing a destiny truly but you cannot defeat me
i am immortal times a million
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>>5719551
is this real?
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I have achieved level 2.

This is my fight theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3lpoGABH6A

fite meh

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le that feeling when no girlfriend face

>when when ur sads about no have girlfriend
le that feeling when no girlfriend face
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le that feeling when no girlfriend face

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buf fing

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>5719529
You might want less fried meat but more boiled or at least cooked in the oven.
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>>5719529
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i literally dislake childeren
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>>5719533
literally dubs

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Le flube man
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he necc himself
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>>5719504
Weebo

>>5719511
Nice dubs
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>>5719504
>>5719517
Fuck, this film has so much meme potential.

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