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Anonymous
2016-03-23 18:17:59 Post No.4268503
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im gonna try and write a review the way they write reviews on rotten tomatoes

the director chefs have cooked up a good movie with this one. this dish (movie) comes on a plate with the main ingredient (actor) bradley cooper who is what makes the dish (movie) delicious. the other ingredients (actors) make the dish (movie) taste good. they really served up a delicious dish (movie). the scenes are tasty. i was hungry and this dish (movie) helped my apetite. i will be leaving a good tip for this restaurant (movie). now if only i could put a movie review on yelp like the way they do with restaurants

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 20:31:58 Post No.4268876
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there are too many flips in this, like when you (flip) use these little things like (flip) then I get taken out of the (flip) story and it feels like I'm (flip) drowning in my own...spit?

otherwise, haha, very relatable I think you should go ahead and apply for the position :^)

Anonymous 2016-03-23 20:42:45 Post No.4268910
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>>4268876
is this a sparkles post

Anonymous 2016-03-23 20:44:16 Post No.4268918
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>>4268910
i just wrote this, fam, but thanks for noticing me :^)

Anonymous
2016-03-23 18:17:03 Post No.4268499
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 18:17:03 Post No. 4268499 [Report] [View this topic]

this is old board

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 18:17:38 Post No.4268500
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>>4268499
this is good dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous 2016-03-23 18:20:30 Post No.4268513
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>>4268500
>>4268499
dub dubs

Anonymous 2016-03-23 18:21:17 Post No.4268519
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>>4268500
This is bad dubs

G8rH8r
2016-03-23 18:02:50 Post No.4268483
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G8rH8r 2016-03-23 18:02:50 Post No. 4268483 [Report] [View this topic]

Most important

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 18:04:13 Post No.4268484
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hote

Anonymous 2016-03-23 18:16:36 Post No.4268498
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>>4268483
[x] freckles
NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

Dipper 2016-03-23 22:43:41 Post No.4269273
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I like her teeth :B

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

le poop monstre
2016-03-23 17:53:47 Post No.4268471
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le poop monstre 2016-03-23 17:53:47 Post No. 4268471 [Report] [View this topic]

jeSUS christ

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 18:10:06 Post No.4268490
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>>4268471
sus is ming

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Winston Smith 2016-03-23 18:13:51 Post No.4268493
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>>4268471
DAHAHA!

Anonymous 2016-03-23 20:21:54 Post No.4268855
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>>4268471
Based i am sus follower

Anonymous
2016-03-23 17:51:57 Post No.4268464
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 17:52:09 Post No.4268466
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>>4268464
fuck

Yuji Sakai 2016-03-23 17:52:35 Post No.4268467
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>>4268466
u F*CKIN dit it Yogi!!!!

Anonymous 2016-03-23 17:53:10 Post No.4268470
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>>4268466
are you kidding me

Girl Number 4
2016-03-23 17:24:45 Post No.4268426
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Girl Number 4 2016-03-23 17:24:45 Post No. 4268426 [Report] [View this topic]

I can't believe you guys produced such a beautiful poem :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12va-R9nU2E

It made me cry vaginal fluids. :^)

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 18:05:36 Post No.4268485
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 18:07:30 Post No.4268487
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>>4268426
>v*gin*l fluids
gross man you made me literally barf

Winston Smith 2016-03-23 18:10:51 Post No.4268491
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>>4268426
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEE HOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LLLLLLLLLLLAAA LAAA LAAAAA LAAA LAAA LAAA

That was my impersonation of the spongebob hitchhiker scene.

Anonymous
2016-03-23 17:09:37 Post No.4268393
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 17:09:37 Post No. 4268393 [Report] [View this topic]

W H E R E S M Y O N I I C H A N

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 17:22:09 Post No.4268420
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*flashes my benis at you, close to your face, flees thread*

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>>4268393
Here honey I'll be your nii-san heh heh...

Anonymous 2016-03-23 22:08:44 Post No.4269178
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konata's vagina has a peculiar and arousing smell

Ruskie
2016-03-23 16:45:04 Post No.4268354
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Ruskie 2016-03-23 16:45:04 Post No. 4268354 [Report] [View this topic]

In honor of good friend, Gippo Dude.
Who passed away at 3:39 AM last night, good night my friend.

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:49:22 Post No.4268360
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>>4268354
god speed, property owner.

god speed...

one of the best landlords I have ever had, tbqh.

what an hero...

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just got the call
pressed f so hard i had to build a time machine and stop myself from pressing f that hard

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>>4268354
RIP

Anonymous
2016-03-23 16:09:11 Post No.4268298
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:09:11 Post No. 4268298 [Report] [View this topic]

WHERE ARE THE GOOD MENES

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:20:48 Post No.4268317
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THE BEST MENES COME FROM WITHIN INSIDE YOURE BODY

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ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵇʰ

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boasting in this thred because I'm unsure if I want to sip coffe

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Argue Anonymous 2016-03-23 15:45:09 Post No. 4268246 [Report] [View this topic]

S

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:00:09 Post No.4268277
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i see nothing wrong with this image

Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:00:34 Post No.4268278
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>>4268277
dubs

Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:13:09 Post No.4268304
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>>4268246
agree
what a nice elephant

Anonymous
2016-03-23 15:26:16 Post No.4268184
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 15:26:16 Post No. 4268184 [Report] [View this topic]

why do they disallow the gay porn gifs. but allow the images of women showing their pusses and asshoal and eating meat serpent? this is homphobia double stnadrads. I will sue them

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 15:40:55 Post No.4268230
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>>4268184
this tbh fam

Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:20:57 Post No.4268318
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>>4268184
does that happen? i don't believe u

Anonymous 2016-03-23 16:23:14 Post No.4268322
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>>4268184
who is "they" and why are you trying to suffocate you'reselve?

Winston Smith
2016-03-23 14:49:37 Post No.4268112
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Winston Smith 2016-03-23 14:49:37 Post No. 4268112 [Report] [View this topic]

pootopia

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So what if Zootopia 2016-03-23 15:02:23 Post No.4268136
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>>4268112
I guess killing you'reself should work as well because I'm a hardcore fan of Zootopia, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Zootopia Police Department where I would often eat doughnuts with Clawhauser in the reception room and help Judy and Nick with their patrols, but one day as I was talking to Judy, we went to her apartment for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Chief Bogo and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for ZPD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Bogo said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.