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Anonymous
2016-04-01 02:58:59 Post No.4292690
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Bernie Sanders' GAPING prolapsed asshole with hemorrhoids sprinkled all around sags down the floor as he removes his clothing in front of a crowd of millions

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 03:01:32 Post No.4292703
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 02:38:24 Post No. 4292612 [Report] [View this topic]

I'd love to plunge my 8+ inch penis into these girls

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Meth 2016-04-01 02:40:48 Post No.4292623
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Meth 2016-04-01 02:40:48 Post No.4292623 [Report]

How do you hide your boner in public?

K-13 (missile) AA-2 2016-04-01 02:41:14 Post No.4292625
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>soviet union
>short-range air-to-air missile.
>in service 1960,
>weight 90 kg (200 lb) (R-13M)
>length 2.830 m (9 ft 3.4 in) (R-13M) 3.48 m (11 ft 5 in) (R-3R)
>diameter 127 mm (5.0 in)
>warhead 7.4 kg (16 lb)
>solid-fuel rocket engine
>wingspan 631 mm (24.8 in) (R-13M)
>operational range 1.0 to 35.4 kilometres (0.6 to 22 mi)
>speed Mach 2.5
>guidance system infrared homing
>launch platform MiG-21, MiG-23, Sukhoi Su-17/20/22

Anonymous 2016-04-01 02:42:21 Post No.4292630
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>>4292625
Please, this is a family-friendly board.

Dipper
2016-04-01 01:46:38 Post No.4292383
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Dipper 2016-04-01 01:46:38 Post No. 4292383 [Report] [View this topic]

Is green apple the best candy flavor?
Also, I need green apple flavored something in my mouth, right now!! xQ

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:55:52 Post No.4292425
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 02:55:18 Post No.4292683
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>>4292383
it is the best, agreed

Anonymous 2016-04-01 03:45:45 Post No.4292797
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>>4292383
Green apple flavor condom on my benis right now bb

le shit nigger
2016-04-01 01:36:25 Post No.4292340
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le shit nigger 2016-04-01 01:36:25 Post No. 4292340 [Report] [View this topic]

ass

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 02:38:57 Post No.4292615
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Steven Pinker

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous 2016-04-01 03:32:47 Post No.4292760
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 03:56:45 Post No.4292850
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>>4292340
im voting trump

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2016-04-01 01:21:32 Post No.4292270
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:21:32 Post No. 4292270 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm a shoveldog Pepe!

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:23:14 Post No.4292281
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:23:14 Post No.4292281 [Report]

>a fucking #21

That's your idea of rare? They printed hundreds of these. You're like a kid, trying to scam me out of my holographic foil Darkai with some snivy on a box top shit.

Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:24:33 Post No.4292286
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>>4292281
I'm a happy Pepe!

Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:38:29 Post No.4292348
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Post actual shovel dog

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2016-04-01 01:12:09 Post No.4292231
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:12:09 Post No. 4292231 [Report] [View this topic]

Oh no! Mick Wazowski is stuck in a perpetual state of being spooped! The only way you can save him is by getting dubs and good luck (or better) in the same post!

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:13:44 Post No.4292239
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>>4292231
Check em?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:13:49 Post No.4292240
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:13:49 Post No.4292240 [Report]

Don't worry, Wazoosker, the same thing has happened to me plenty of times.

The Trapped (Ronald 2016-04-01 01:14:37 Post No.4292245
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The Trapped (Ronald 2016-04-01 01:14:37 Post No.4292245 [Report]

This is fucked man. Get me out of here!

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2016-04-01 00:27:57 Post No.4292078
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G8rH8r 2016-04-01 00:27:57 Post No. 4292078 [Report] [View this topic]

what kind of sushi is this?

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LoLo 2016-04-01 01:22:25 Post No.4292276
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>>4292078
i'll give it a try. from the top:
the first row of rolls is tuna, and then avocado. pickled ginger to the right. the first four nigiri are tuna, then some kind of whitefish (mackerel?).
the second row of nigiri the first 3 are yellowtail, then cooked shrimp. i can't identify the red fish with v shape...
next row is two salmon, i can't identify the white fish with the stripe of fat, more shrimp, and octopus.
fifth row, idk, and then omelette (i've had these, they're a little sweet)
bottom row, it's fish eggs but idk the species. in the middle is salmon roe with cucumber slices, then more of the same roe that i can't identify. did i do well? i'm not an expert in sushi.

Anonymous 2016-04-01 01:30:19 Post No.4292310
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>>4292276
its all sushi

Garlic Salt 2016-04-01 01:30:44 Post No.4292313
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Anonymous
2016-04-01 00:20:24 Post No.4292042
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 00:20:24 Post No. 4292042 [Report] [View this topic]

GRAND DAD

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 00:22:46 Post No.4292051
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FLEENSTONES?

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UGGGHHHHH

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GRAND DAD

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 23:46:31 Post No. 4291901 [Report] [View this topic]

I want /s4s/ to beat the reply record.
Swaglorde pls sticky so we can break our own record.

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 00:13:26 Post No.4292004
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>>4291901
He probably won't but here's a reply... I believe in you anon.

DefChef 2016-04-01 00:22:01 Post No.4292049
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DefChef 2016-04-01 00:22:01 Post No.4292049 [Report]

SWAAAAAGLOOOORDE!!!
PLEEEEASSSSE?!

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What anime is that from?

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2016-03-31 23:44:18 Post No.4291890
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G8rH8r 2016-03-31 23:44:18 Post No. 4291890 [Report] [View this topic]

This is a picture lobster and scallop Alfredo I found on Google thanks

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 23:45:15 Post No.4291894
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>>4291890
Looks pretty gud. Can't go wrong with seafood tbh

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>>4291894
you really can't. unless you go to a shoddy restaurant that serves stinky ol' fish.

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Anonymous 2016-04-01 04:00:11 Post No.4292864 [Report]

or lolo's vagina which stinks like fish

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 23:32:34 Post No. 4291854 [Report] [View this topic]

You mean the Africans that burn their fertile land, waste resources given to them by charities, rape each other, over populate and are a detriment to the world?
Did you know that when Africans are given seeds instead of planting them they just eat them?
By helping Oogabooga and Click Clack you are KILLING your own culture.

Do you think your ancestors died so our women could be raped and create disgusting mudslime babies? No.
Look at what whites have created, how far we have gotten and the obstacles we have gotten past, namely other lesser "peoples". The niggers are a problem that will take care of itself, all we need to do is ignore it and stop selling it weapons.

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 23:33:37 Post No.4291856
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pretty reasonable tbqh

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>>4291854
But African culture has enriched our lives with lip discs and bush meat.

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>>4291865
Black thought process:
1. Why do white people say we commit so much crime? This is a horrible, racist misrepresentation of our people.
2. I have to do something about this to fix it.
3. Fuck it I'll just go commit crimes.

Anonymous
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Listen up, Fgts Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:16:53 Post No. 4291512 [Report] [View this topic]

For years, we have used "fig" as a euphemism for the r00d term "f*g."
This has usually worked, and has also been applied to allomorphs such as "namefig," "oldfig," and "samefig."
However, when "f*g" is extended to its full form of "f*ggot," using "figgit" as a euphemism has proved to be less than successful.
As such, I have proposed a new way of presenting this r00d word in an acceptable manner, based on the following research:

>People used to say "do it f*ggot" over the internet
>Through language evolution, this is now almost always shortened to "do it fgt"
>"fgt" is the same as "sgt" but with the "s" replaced with "f"
>"sgt" is short for "sergeant"
>"fgt" is actually short for "fergeant"

So, instead of the awkward sounding "do it figgit" or the r00d "do it f*ggot," we can now say the objectively superior "do it fergeant," and we may also use "fergeant" in other contexts, such as calling somebody an "ancient fergeant" as a sophisticated form of "oldfig."

I want you to help move [s4s] into the future by using this term instead of its alternatives. Do it, fergeants!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 21:19:23 Post No.4291519
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>>4291512
as a nice fergeant, i support this new term, but i hope fig still keeps its place in our society.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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I'm sorry but this is bad meme

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 20:35:31 Post No. 4291350 [Report] [View this topic]

What the fuck is そうだね fampais?
Is it an early April fools from Hiroshimoot?

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そうだね 2016-03-31 20:37:26 Post No.4291357
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そうだね 2016-03-31 20:37:26 Post No.4291357 [Report]

I don't know lol

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>>4291350
i think it's a phrase of affirmation or agreement but i don't speak moon

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 20:40:12 Post No.4291367 [Report]

It'a a Lil Jon song, evidently the fine gentlemen of esforest are partial to African American music

Coffee@UBERMA
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testing trip code thread Coffee@UBERMA 2016-03-31 20:34:06 Post No. 4291347 [Report] [View this topic]

I hope this works on the first try!

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Coffee@UBERM 2016-03-31 20:35:44 Post No.4291351
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how do I do this

Coffee@UBERMA 2016-03-31 20:36:52 Post No.4291355
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Coffee@UBERMA 2016-03-31 20:36:52 Post No.4291355 [Report]

how about now?

Coffee@UBERMA 2016-03-31 22:15:13 Post No.4291696
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Coffee@UBERMA 2016-03-31 22:15:13 Post No.4291696 [Report]

Lel

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LoLo 2016-03-31 20:16:25 Post No. 4291276 [Report] [View this topic]

what color is this Mario?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Anonymous 2016-03-31 20:17:45 Post No.4291279
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>>4291276
yello

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 2016-03-31 20:20:01 Post No.4291285
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>>4291276
bout tree fiddy

Your fortune: Outlook good

Vidyaphage 2016-03-31 21:58:29 Post No.4291649
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Vidyaphage 2016-03-31 21:58:29 Post No.4291649 [Report]

>>4291276
Isn't Mario the blue porcupine that runs fast and collects bananas?

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