Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 3807. page

>>4334105
Hay is for horses

>>4334105
Nice jams fams

>>4334105
nice yu-gi-ohs
>>4334114
nice valentines
>>4334117
nice cicadas

just when i thought you couldnt get any more pathetic
you turn into a crossdressing weeb programmer

>>4332629
>>>/trash/

keep rewriting standard library functions, hime

>>4335235
That's weird I had a dream where I did cocaine with some black guy at an autistic kids birthday party. But the kid was actually a friend from middle school Levi. Then Levi mom to him shoe shopping. So me, the black guy, and a punk rock chick with white hair go into the woods. We where all high on cocaine and the black guy wanted to do some more. So I did a few bumps and said I was good. He pulled a knife on me so I pulled my knife on him. I held my knife to his throat and his was on mine. We started laughing did a hand shake and went our ways. So it was just me and the white haired girl in the woods. But it was not the woods we where in a crappy apartment. I laid down on the bed and watch some tv. She was sitting at the computer desk. I looked over and she was masterbating. I said why you shliking. I don't remember what she said. Then I was like if you're going to fap I'm going to fap. So I wiped it out as she watch. Then she started to blow me and then I woke up.

>>4335257
I had a bad dream to :(

>>4335260
Well ever since I did a dream journal project for school 3 years ago I remember my dreams alot more. Which can really suck some times when I have a dream where I am with a girl I love and I'm happy then I wake up.

>>4335161
Kek, I remember capping to this, it was a pretty nice sesh

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>>4335167
the babes are what make me like 3dpd

if it weren't for bible black i would still be inside Jessica Rabbit fandom

>>4335051
CARLOS DOES IT AGAIN

>>4335051
I don't know whether to laugh to shake my head in shame.

>>4335051
>I hit a roster upside the head
Did you really or was this just a poor attempt at a Carlos joke?

>>4334924
goddamn this makes my dick wet sloppy wet hnnnngggggg no frog on my dick RIGHT NOW no frog ughhhhh

frogs are usually rude and grils are usually nice

you do the math

nice keifers

stay hydrate.

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>>4334909
don't get started with that route.

>>4334909
Please tape a knife to the wall and run head first into it

>>4334922
the wall didn't hurt nobody man. the fuck do i need to bother him for

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welcome

it's kinda like, a website but different.

>>4334702
[s4s] is the guy who asks the cripple ahead of him in line if he needs any help with his groceries
[s4s] is first to get to the scene to see if anyone needs help with the car accident outside.
[s4s] is the one who wrote you a letter while you were in prison that changed your life
[s4s] is a passing student who makes passes for his young, attractive English teacher since they are dating and having consensual sex
[s4s] is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to give you pamphlets for the church of bale
[s4s] is the one who handed his car to Good Will.
[s4s] is one who first introduced you to topkek
[s4s] is a hot 2DPD dream that you'll try to forget for days
[s4s] is the best friend that tags along for your first date and pays for everything like a gentleman throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag loves the date, [s4s] laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to your house cleaned which [s4s] did for you.
[s4s] is a friend that never event talks about masturbation with you.
[s4s] is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to request volunteer time.
[s4s] is checking his privilege next time someone he may disagree with knocks on his door.
[s4s] is the friend who constantly talks about supreme anime rather than shitty english dubs
[s4s] is the only one who understands dubs
[s4s] is someone who would never pay a hooker for anything, because his consensual sex life is out of this world
[s4s] is the uncle who took you to do cool things and get ice cream
[s4s] is still recovering in the hospital, after donating his kidney to a dying child
[s4s] is the educated, informed, tolerant friend
[s4s] is wonderful.

>>4334601
HA HAAAAAA oh man there is something about this poster that i find so agreeable. so ... harmonious. i remember this shite.

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>>4334634
it's no very good food

Kek cuisine

>>4334587
>87
Fore!

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>>4334587
one and only buryhater pls go

>>4334587
saved!

>>4334481
The irony here is that this rudeposter is actually having fun being rude, so they're funposting just like the rest of us! :D I think we should learn to accept that people are different and have different ways of having fun, and this Anon's way of having fun is to pretend to be a meanie on a board where everyone else is being nice. I know that sometimes I want to feel special and unique, and this is a really great way to do so! lol i get what you're doing Anonymous, and I support you 100%. You are best ironic rudeposter around :3

>>4334487
having fun?
did you look in the mirror, ugly fag?

just KILL YOURSELF

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>>4334490
This is a nice board.

OH GREAT ND POWERTFUL MEME KING

PLEASE RID THIS NICE BOARD OF ALL ANIME KINO AND MAKE S4S GREST AGAIN

Would you like fries with that?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>4334308

Granted my boi.

>>4334270
i don't want to step on the tiny man. that's mean.

>>4334312
pleasse please please

>>4334313
i think he'd be smooshed ):

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Come on, man. This is nice board!

>>4334204
Go fuck yourself, kike.

>>4334216
why so rude?

>>4334088
You will never please a woman.

Unless of course she has a gigantic girldick that you can choke on!

>>4334088
Wat?
If you're a qt I'll suc then buck

>>4334095
I know...Do I have to choke?? :c