Thread about the green cade
>>5726464
green cade is green LOLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
but seriously, folks. nice dubs.
This mi girlfren
say sumthin nic bout her thanx
she isnt an anime
Bettr pik
>>5726413
She looks like a praying mantis lol
Do año that hoy want
You want make it better right?
This is Happy Clown. Happy Clown wants to be your friend. Do you want to be Happy Clown's friend?
>>5726344
I'm sorry I have reached max capacity.
pic related
>>5726344
nice dubs clown
>>5726344
gib McChicken pls
I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became was an addict who beat my mom and ruined her life.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
In high school girls used to befriend me so I would do their work. They were always upbeat and nice, would constantly ask me about my weekend, and tell me how smart and sophisticated I was. Eventually I started fucking up and they all moved onto the autistic kid who also got good grades.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
The only time I use reddit is going on r/pillowtalkaudio to download audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend and pretend to talk to you to help me fall asleep.
I really enjoyed the new Power Rangers movie because it was basically my ultimate masturbatory power fantasy come to life
ever had a poop so big feels kinda gay?
>>5726240
John Green!?!?!?
the sphere
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Have you had sex with a person today?
Is myself a person? What about mayonnaise?
>>5726151
Your mom count?
>>5726151
n-no
wtf your staring at......... -_-
>>5726127
2deep 4u
i saw what u posted on s4s
>>5726159
Get out of my thread sachiko!!!!! You stupid annoying girl!!!!!
On your marks, get set, GO
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
the race for the egg (female) has begun
you already forgot about me...
you all disregarded me...
acted like I was a nobody...
didn't give me a chance...
Well do I got news for you, kiddo. Santa isn't real. Tooth Fairy isn't real. And Jesus isn't real.
The world is an empty place with NO salvation.
So when it chews you up and spits you out... Don't come cryin back to me.
- Rick Sanchez, da pickle ricksta
WE NEED A NEW TROLL FACE
>>5726105
You need to play tackle football with a car on the highway
>>5726597
That's not very fair cars are bigger and faster than humans. They might not catch ball tho.
i think this should be it. lol...
bitches
aint shit
niceposters only
vdJDWZ
downboated
Heil hitler my nigger
take off this shirt, southern people arent nazis!
>>5726088
Cool slurpie.
>>5726088
haha le ironic racism nice dubs btw fam
Your fortune: Average Luck
fat big guy
>>5726081
Bane?
4u