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Donald Trump is love 2016-05-16 21:30:32 Post No.4424301
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Donald Trump is love Greg 2016-05-16 21:30:32 Post No. 4424301 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me.
> Be 16
> Playing video games in living room when mom comes in from work.
> She tells me that a man named Donald Trump is going to run for president
> I do don't know this man
> I see him on live tv
> His hair
> his tan
> I am in love with this person

> Pop a hard boner, cannot control the raging hormones, mom makes me go to my room
> Go on computer and search my god
> He is everywhere
> Watch videos of him on youtube, tells me he will build a wall and make America great again
> I stay up until 1am and pray to Donald before I sleep
> I ask him to take my virginity

> I wake up to a noise on my window
> Donald is there peeking at me with his smile
> I open the door and let him in
> He hands me a MAGA hat and tells me he wants to build a wall
> Im Mexican
> He says I make good tacos
> But he wants to make good love with me

>We roll on floor making passionate love. Donald is on top of me and only has his tie on. He says he wants to make my anus great again
> He sticks his Trump inc. cock into my tight asshole
> It hurts but I enjoy the pain
> He goes faster, and says bush did 9/11

> Mom walks in bc of the noise
> Trump takes out his wet wrinkly cock out of my now loose asshole
> Mom pulls out phone to call 911
> Trump tackles her to the floor and shoves his cock in her mouth
> He wants help
> He wants my dick in her ass
>Anything for Trump

> My mom screams in pain
> Donald doesn't pull out
> She is choking
> Donald is talking
> My mom passes out and her heart stops beating
> Donald pulls out and jerks off a massive load all over my face
> I cum inside my dead mothers asshole

> Donald is love.....
> Donald is life....

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Grass 2016-05-16 21:33:39 Post No.4424303
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Goddamnit Anon

poopboi 2016-05-16 21:35:58 Post No.4424306
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>>4424301
my man

Anonymous 2016-05-16 21:37:02 Post No.4424307
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>>4424301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQurWUCnzs

Captain Jean-Luc Pic
2016-05-16 21:16:47 Post No.4424261
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Captain Jean-Luc Pic 2016-05-16 21:16:47 Post No. 4424261 [Report] [View this topic]

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 21:21:46 Post No.4424272
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>>4424261
that burger looks pretty good is that romaine lettuce? and a brioche bun?

Nodokaii 2016-05-16 21:23:22 Post No.4424277
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>>4424272
It is!

Anonymous 2016-05-16 21:34:00 Post No.4424304
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Star Wars

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:59:13 Post No. 4424206 [Report] [View this topic]

HOLY FUCKING
FUCKING
FUCKING
FUCKING

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 21:02:15 Post No.4424215
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>>4424206
VERY HARD

Anonymous 2016-05-16 21:03:11 Post No.4424217
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could you tell yoda he still owe me a bucket of yoda soda

Nodokaii 2016-05-16 21:03:32 Post No.4424218
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>>4424217
lol Yoda soda omg

Anonymous
2016-05-16 20:56:14 Post No.4424194
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:56:14 Post No. 4424194 [Report] [View this topic]

pic related

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Nodokaii 2016-05-16 20:57:05 Post No.4424197
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>>4424194
NO THAT IS AN ILLEGAL ACTIVITY NOOOOOO

Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:57:23 Post No.4424198
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>>4424194
I home-educate my son who is almost 8, and he is learning about Mozart in his reading studies...

Natsume 2016-05-16 20:57:57 Post No.4424201
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Its not stealing its piracy. Totally different things.

Anonymous
3D women are NOT important 2016-05-16 20:35:55 Post No.4424144
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3D women are NOT important Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:35:55 Post No. 4424144 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:44:22 Post No.4424161
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>>4424144
I home-educate my son who is almost 8, and he is learning about Mozart in his reading studies...

Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:48:28 Post No.4424169
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>>4424144
Hello.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:48:35 Post No.4424170
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you are dubs a're important :^)

Anonymous
2016-05-16 20:30:57 Post No.4424132
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:30:57 Post No. 4424132 [Report] [View this topic]

Thoughts?

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:37:25 Post No.4424146
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Remember when /b/ was good?

Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:39:53 Post No.4424149
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>>4424146
Remember when you're mom was good?

Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:42:25 Post No.4424154
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>>4424132
That's bullshit. No one cares about board culture because it doesn't mean a thing anymore. We're always content with competent people finding our boards and contributing to the community and would never request them such a masoquistic exercise as spending time on /b/.

The mayor
2016-05-16 20:04:46 Post No.4424054
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The mayor 2016-05-16 20:04:46 Post No. 4424054 [Report] [View this topic]

wew

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lad

Anonymous 2016-05-16 20:24:49 Post No.4424126
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>>4424054
>>4424055 wow, nice dubs
>>4424056
very equecellent combo

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 19:50:56 Post No. 4424020 [Report] [View this topic]

A distinct smell and acquired taste.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 19:53:54 Post No.4424031
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i laughed pretty hard at "Arnold Schwarzenegger.jpg"

~~is that what etc etc~~

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Yuji Sakai
2016-05-16 19:32:54 Post No.4423950
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Yuji Sakai 2016-05-16 19:32:54 Post No. 4423950 [Report] [View this topic]

le i le'd le le when le i le le maked le thread le XD

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 19:36:02 Post No.4423963
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>>4423950
i have a question to ask you about something.

Anonymous 2016-05-16 19:37:00 Post No.4423970
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>>4423963
Before that check my 9.

Yuji Sakai 2016-05-16 19:38:35 Post No.4423977
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>>4423963
yes
>>4423970
gr8 9

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 18:49:33 Post No. 4423821 [Report] [View this topic]

Admittedly, being a short male came with its obstacles growing up. I haven’t grown an inch since freshman year of high school, and dealing with it early on was difficult. You are constantly measuring yourself to peers and trying to establish yourself socially in high school and early college days.

However, I’ve learned over the years that height doesn’t matter. I realized that if I make a joke about it before anybody else, people quickly realize that I’m not worried about it and that they shouldn’t be either. I’ve dated girls taller than me, played competitive sports without it ever holding me back, and am genuinely comfortable with myself. It’s all about the mindset you have about your physical appearance, and nobody can control that but you.
—J.J. Noel

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Nodokaii 2016-05-16 18:50:07 Post No.4423822
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6'1" master race checking in

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haha manlet

Anonymous 2016-05-16 19:14:07 Post No.4423885
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3YR1ZTonc

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 18:36:36 Post No. 4423779 [Report] [View this topic]

I WANT RUDES TO LEAVE.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 18:37:28 Post No.4423781
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>>4423779
nice image

Nodokaii 2016-05-16 18:40:01 Post No.4423788
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>>4423781
I hate it when that happenz

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 18:09:45 Post No. 4423718 [Report] [View this topic]

I fart on pen?

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Charles Dankley, Fin 2016-05-16 18:23:13 Post No.4423744
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You probably shouldnt, it is a sign of disrespect in many cultures

Anonymous 2016-05-16 18:27:33 Post No.4423755
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>>4423718
is this LoLo?

Nodokaii 2016-05-16 18:28:02 Post No.4423757
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>>4423755
>>4423755
Those are some nice dubs m8, real nice, i r8 them 8/8

Anonymous
Sparkles movie reviews 2016-05-16 17:14:52 Post No.4423566
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Sparkles movie reviews Anonymous 2016-05-16 17:14:52 Post No. 4423566 [Report] [View this topic]

WOOH brutal

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 17:15:59 Post No.4423568
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i like daft pun k sountrack

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>>4423568
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 17:17:46 Post No.4423572
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>>4423566
I have 4 katanas, 30 fedoras, 7 waifu-pillows (asuka,madoka,misaka,kirino,hatsune miku and kagome) 4 reddit accounts for SRS,bernieforpresident,athiesm and reddit gold membership to access the subreddit gold. I have a ps4,ps3,ps2,an xbox and 360 bur I fucking hate n64(cheap graphics and shitty games). And I love mass effect 3 's ending, never knew why it was shitty. I have a strong dislike for PC when ps4 is far superior, I also don't eat meat(proud vegan!) and also a proud 3rd wave feminist fighting the patriarchy for women. I was born in July and my zodiac is cancer so watch out! I'm a pincher! I'm a demisexual nonbinary male and proud of it!

Grass
2016-05-16 17:06:23 Post No.4423532
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Grass 2016-05-16 17:06:23 Post No. 4423532 [Report] [View this topic]

This board is nice but the problem with this board is that not a lot of people go on here.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 17:07:48 Post No.4423537
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>>4423532
That's not a problem though

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>>4423532
IF YOU DIDN'T COME TO PARTY, DON'T BOTHER KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR.

Anonymous 2016-05-16 17:10:10 Post No.4423549
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>>4423532
you don't understand OP, the majority are not nice. the small population is what makes s4s great. if many people came here the board would be awful and rude just like /b/