do you think they're allowed to jack off in space? I mean astronauts must get pretty horny unless they r fukin aliums
mom won't let me jack off anymore because i cum too much
>>4435595
no that's illegal
maybe asstronauts have le space sexe
deli
>>4435542
u creepin on dat asian qt?
>>4435542
leli
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.
DEBUnkt i just debunkt this there no way to put ur hed in th mcrowave nd turn it on
>>4435532
There is no way to put your head in the microwave without the rest of you body going in. And last time i checked, i do not fit in there.
>>4435530
dare to be stupid is the motto of my life
Hey guys I'm new to s4s how does this work
>>4435528
Thanks, and have fun
>>4435527
first "open your ass and your heart and mind will follow "
also çek dubs
guys pls help, my pot dealer got busted last week and I haven't smoked any weed for over 3 days now. I'm having really, really bad marijuana withdrawal. I'm shaking and sweating nonstop and haven't slept or eaten in 2 days. Fuck I can't do this I NEED SOME WEED NOW!!
Someone plz hepl plz plz help I'm gonna die if I don't smoke some weed fuck I'm gonna have another seizure FUCUaf90cy7u806231l n1qr908da
Just chill. Eat some cereal. Grab a blanket. Watch some hydro press videos on YouTube
>>4435468
stop smoking weed you piece ofshitstoner
>>4435468
are you sure you haven't been smoking heroin?
Thoughts on this song?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM
>>4435453
uuuugh i want them to SHUT up
>>4435453
uuuugh i want them to SHUT up
>>4435453
uuuugh i want them to SHUT up
LE BAVI MOVIE
>>4435382
wow its about time
>>4435382
Bump
>>4436155
OOOOOOOOOOOO
this is nice board
Ima hop in the bath 2 mmmm yay (=
nice bathtub want to suck my dick
>>4435352
u want buy cowe?
Have you ever gone over your life, what t's really worth to you, and what it's really worth to other people? I do that all the time, and I don't think my life's worth much to anyone. God, you know, I'm so disgusted with myself. Everyone has something to live for, right? Wrong, not me. None of my friends can stand to be around me too long before realizing what a shit person I am and leaving me. And the worst part is, it's all my fault. I'm such a pathetic and disgusting person, I have no redeeming qualities, I'm a selfish bastard whose never satisfied with anything anyone does for me, and on top of that I have the fucking audacity to think that anyone else should give a shit how I feel, despite how I treat everyone around me. You know, I stayed up all night last night just wondering to myself why the fuck I'm still alive. I don't even know why I'm typing this. I don't deserve life, and I don't deserve sympathy, but I don't want to roll my dice on what hell is like and whether or not it exists. I guess I just needed to get that out, even if it looks like an incoherent mess. I'm glad this board exists, just write this off as an ironic shitpost and know that if you have anyone that you can say definitely loves you, you're at least better off than I am.
This was a shitpost don't take it seriously.
yes and I realized I'm happy with my self-imposed isolation and my nothingness and I'm VERY happy I'm removed from these little teenage rants and diatribes like "OH WOE IS ME I HAVE FOOD, WATER, A HOME AND MONEY AND INTERNET AND VIDEO GAMES AND ALL THE ENTERTAINMENT IN TH WORLD BUT OH WOE IS ME I STILL FEEL EMPTY :l"
Fuck yourself bitch. I really hope something bad happens to you so that you may truly realize what failure truly is.
anus sex
>>4435300
dubs
>>4435306
this, remove /leddit/
Sawako Kuronuma
>>4435290
I will samfig this thread until it dies in the name of my waif
sadako
is
loli thread
no porn dump threads, read rules before posting! keep that shit on >>/b/
>>4435841
It's literally a lollipop you dumbass
Introducing
introducing this fresh meme!
>>4435225
sure why not
smel smel ape the smel
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
>>4435207
the fuck up already no one cares dont you get this. these threads are a facking cansaaaaar ! you're a facking cansaaaar! u a polyp on my sphincter and it hurts when i clench faget.
>>4435207
great meme
Introducing:
LePeekingQueenMeme
>>4435201
lol it's funny because it's true
Haha:
when you hear somebody making tea in the living room
>>4435216
why's the kettle in the living room
Bonnie is cute. CUTE!
>>4435197
I'd like to rape that slut.
>>4435197
where the FUK is this
who the FUK finds this shit
what were u DOING there
go to a MAKER FAIRE or something
FITE ME at the maker faire in queens in october
sick of amine