should pokemon be allowed to be communists
nice board
>>4442987
Seeing as communism has not yet been tried, madam, I must see to it that I join you ;))
haha I dont even really exist
not in any meaningful context. not to myself...
Lol
my le "mfw"
>>4442978
yeah but you actually do
>>4442985
nerd, dont try an tell me my subjective experience ya nerd :(
soRRY
fghjkl
no apology needed
not for me
>>4442973
On a beautiful day I was waking up, and
I was lying in bed with my girlfriend
And the eggs on the plate, and the bacon hissing
And the coffee was great; there was spring on the wind
If you ever lived through a day where the littlest things
In the littlest ways, made you feel you were blessed?
And if you died right then, well, you know you'd be missed
But there's no better state to cease to exist
And you wouldn't feel sad, and you wouldn't resist
Cause you knew what you'd had and were thankful for it
In your own little way, I'm a small quiet man
I've got no wars to win; I don't have a big plan
But I love my new place, and I love my old friends
And I scrimp and I save, and one day I'll have kids
>be me
>working at McDonald's
>waiting in line and see whale walk in
>fuckmylife.jpeg
>looks right at me
>lock eyes
>fuuuuuuuck
>walks right up to me
>orders 10 fucking Big Macs
>"ok ma'am that'll b-"
>cuts me off
>"IM NOT DONE" she shrieks
>orders 3 large fries
>tells me they're for later
>I said ok, tell her that'll cost xx.xx
(I don't fucking remember how much it cost, bite me)
>doesn't have enough
>tell her I'll have to take back some of her food
>shrieks
>grab her arm has she attempts to flee with her food
>"OH OF COURSE ANOTHER MAN WHO CANT KEEP HIS HANDS OFF ME, RAPE!!!! RAPE!!!!!"
>fuck she's a feminist too
>manager comes out
>try's to calm her down
>she calls the police
>police show up and she tells them we're raping her
>manager explains what's going on
>in confuse whale try's to escape with food
>shoves Big Macs down her throat
>wtf
>Manager notices
>tells her she has to pay
>try's to run out
>fucking slow as hell
>cops don't even have to run to catch her
>See her get handcuffed
>quit the next day
>leave country
>fucking done with America
>dead 5 days lady
>killed by ISIS
>fuckmylife.jpeh
>>4442946
who are you quoting
>>4442951
came here to post this
>>4442946
>Be me
>weld fuse boxes
>300 and 315A ones are made from same shit
>only the sign is different
>fuck
COME ON AND SLAM!!
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!!!
smough is a big guy
https://superslambrosmelee.bandcamp.com/album/the-super-slam-bros-melee-ep
guess hwat
bird is not really that importtnat
>>4442931
it's actually reversed image for japanese people, this is the real image
he's actually creating a bird
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4442945
Nooo, wait; You were the one who switched the images!
BANTI
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4442964
lmao prove it kiddo... oh wait you can't
*slams table*
I rest my case *walks off cooly*
Your fortune: Average Luck
lick
>>4442911
what's wrong with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pdqeu9LW2c
>>4442911
licc*
RAHIOGEIOGNLSBEILVNELISEGLBNLRNVLSEG
>>4442900
dubs!
dud gud twosames
when 5 threads isnt enough
girls are playing
>>4442863
Your fortune: Outlook good
girls are cute. Cute!
>be me
>20 years old
>sitting in house chilling
>Election Day
>don't vote cuz I'm lazy
>go to sleep cuz nothing going on
>wake up to find out trump wins by one vote
>fast forward three months
>America is an anarchy now
>We nuked every other country
>people fighting over rice
>riots in the street
>mfw I caused this for not voting
>>4442857
who are you quoting
>>4442873
Unless you are in the electoral college then this will not happen.
dud trump should have a chance he is not a career politician he is smart citizen or he wodnt be so succesful
MOO! MOO!! MOOO!!!
I'M VOODOO CURSING YOU!!
good meme
needs more frog on unicycle tho
>>4442913
o shit waddup
moooo im cowe
a man says this to you
what do you do??
>>4442797
ask him what kind of drugs they are, then use this information to determine whether or not i want to take these drugs
>>4442797
okayyy :^)
>>4442797
will take dem an sell back to him at twize da prize
This frog enjoys riding on a unicycle
>>4442785
oh shit waddup
>>4442785
nice one friend
hmm seems like a unique concept, i like it
I make le thread
good job, you did it champ
>>4442763
I bake le bread
pic related is my sister. her room is next to mine. every weekend i hear her getting fucked by a different guy. it lasts all night. on saturday night i heard her tell the guy to put it in her ass. then i heard her saying "im a good cum piggy, feed me your cum". i dont know how all this noise doesnt wake my parents up but it keeps me up all night. admittedly i do masturbate to it. so its not all bad.
>>4442720
classic image.jpg.
>>4442720
im gay
>>4442720
>rape