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How the fuck do I get my thread to do iron man numbers, I never get more than 5 replies to my post I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE MY CONTENT. I just want to for one time in my life get a sticky thread I fucking hate my life so much the other day I was playing poker with my life savings and I heard my dads voice in my head saying "don't call he has the flush" and I started hitting myself in the side of head saying fuck off dad let me play my own hands in life. I called and the guy had the flush and I went noodles I went and ran to the stove and put my hand on it just so I can feel something, Then I ran and climbed a tree outside just to get back to nature , looking back on it I had lost my mind.

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Anonymous 2016-06-19 06:27:59 Post No.4526140
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As someone who has gotten three stickies in his [s4s] life (one thread was stickied TWO (2) times), I can tell you right now that it is 50% luck, 50% quality content. Just keep doing what you do best, friend.

Taco kid 2016-06-19 06:31:47 Post No.4526144
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>>4526138
Dude get hold of yourself,heres problem u suck.Try bathing more regularly don't try so hard and stop being such a Fuck up.

Anonymous 2016-06-19 06:35:23 Post No.4526145
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>>4526138
Just killurself you fucking nigger. You think i read all that shit well fuck you

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2016-06-19 05:40:34 Post No.4526081
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sawakoposter 2016-06-19 05:40:34 Post No. 4526081 [Report] [View this topic]

wow great board

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:43:24 Post No.4526084
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>>4526081
haha sawakeko

Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:44:27 Post No.4526085
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testing

Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:46:35 Post No.4526086
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>>4526081
Is this the true beginning of the new Sawako meme?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:24:25 Post No. 4526064 [Report] [View this topic]

I HAVE DONE DRUGS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD
PLEASE REPLY BEFORE I KILL MY'RESELF'IS....................................................................................

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Anonymous 2016-06-19 08:51:01 Post No.4526268
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Cock elbows

Anonymuos 2016-06-19 08:58:27 Post No.4526279
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>>4526064
hello daphne, how many gallons of LSD have you injected into your forehead

that fat faggot with 2016-06-19 09:05:06 Post No.4526291
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that fat faggot with 2016-06-19 09:05:06 Post No.4526291 [Report]

i smoked like 1.5g so really wasted $30 but whatever im in pain and only fucking pill popping italian house wives deserve painkillers not people in pain

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Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:07:21 Post No. 4526030 [Report] [View this topic]

This is a pudgy bird.

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Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:10:17 Post No.4526037
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that's good human

Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:20:58 Post No.4526058
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>>4526030
morbid obesity

Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:36:11 Post No.4526076
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>>4526058
You have been banned.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-06-19 04:54:41 Post No. 4526007 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm really glad I woke up can came to this board today. You guys and gals are the best!

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Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:06:32 Post No.4526029
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>>4526007
Whoops! There's a typo in my post. I meant to type:

"I'm really glad I woke up and came to this board today. You guys and gals are the best!"

Sorry if there was a misunderstanding!!!!!!!

Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:13:04 Post No.4526042
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Anonymous 2016-06-19 05:13:04 Post No.4526042 [Report]

Oh my god I'm so pathetic, this post is so horrible.

I sorry, sorry for posting this, there are much better threads right now I'm sorry for wasting your time.

I should just delete this I feel so bad I feel sick

Anonymous 2016-06-19 09:51:14 Post No.4526351
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>>4526007
No anon, you're the best!
This is a great post and we all love you.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-06-19 04:23:06 Post No. 4525913 [Report] [View this topic]

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And Im leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!!

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Anonymous 2016-06-19 04:24:21 Post No.4525914
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is that a titty

Anonymous 2016-06-19 04:28:18 Post No.4525921
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>>4525913

madam anime you have some very nice breasts, thank you for sharing them with us

Anonymous 2016-06-19 04:32:00 Post No.4525927
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Anonymous 2016-06-19 04:32:00 Post No.4525927 [Report]

wow thanks anime girl

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Anonymous 2016-06-19 02:24:58 Post No. 4525697 [Report] [View this topic]

I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again.

I wish I could go back to college. In college you know who you are. You sit in the quad, and think "Oh my God, I am totally gonna go far!"

How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door

Oh, I wish I could just drop a class
Or get into a play
Or change my major
Or fuck my T.A.

I need an academic advisor to point the way

I could be sitting in the computer lab
Four a.m. before the final paper is due
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner
And seeing the rest of the class there, too

I wish I could go back to college
How do I go back to college?
I wish I had taken more pictures

But if I were to go back to college, think what a loser I'd be
I'd walk through the quad and think "Oh my God, these kids are so much younger than me!"