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How many of us are NEETs? I mean real NEETs and not 18yr old living with momma or other shit.
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me but ive got a big dinger donger
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I'm a middle-aged man and I live with my dad
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>>4563169
do you have a big dinger donger? does your dad have a big dinger donger?

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>>4559561
>>4561111
official [s4s] flag
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its not very good
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>>4562999
good trilpes
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>>4562999
The middle part looks like some sort of native american vagina and most of the memes on it are not very representative of s4s. It's a bad flag and I am officially vetoing and unchecking those quads and trips.

jack ruselel
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Bark!
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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jack ruselel

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>post on /in/
>use chaika as pic for new thread for a general
>general gets deleted
>make a new thread for the general
>use keksandra
>gets deleted
>feelio when you can no longer post your memefus on other boards
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>>4562967
who are you quoting
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>>4562968
I'm schizophrenic and I'm quoting my inner voice.
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generals deserve death

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itt: good ideas to troll my sister
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>>4562929
penis in vagina
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benis in bagina
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>>4562931
>>4562934
what is wrong with some of the people in this world

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post ebin gets
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888 get?



Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4562886
nah
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Pehpeh hash a PEENIS!!!!!!!!
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>>4562795
me-me love pepe penis da most
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>>4562795
me-me love pepe penis da most
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>>4562795
Y U DELET OTHER THREAD HUH
I WAS JUST GETTIN INTO IT
WASNT GOIN THE WAY YOU WANTED HUH
>>4562789
U AINT GONA SILENCE ME

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Two
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*off by
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>>4562668
haha
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Can anyone post the original gif? I need it for a school projéct. Thanks in advance.

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My wife. Do you want to have fun with her?
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>>4562532
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This post is officially LEWD.

It's disappointing to see such immature behavior from the nicest board on 4chan. May I remind you that this is a family friendly board for all ages?

To any children who saw this, I am terribly sorry.
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>>4562534
What?! I just wanted to know if you were gonna take her to the carnival and buy some ice cream!

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TBH I have depression, PTSD, anxiety, and gender orientation issues tbh ( all self diagnosed ) RAWR I PLAY VIDEO GAMES HAHA MARIO IS SO FUN XDDD LOOK AT THIS PEPE MEME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDD 21 pilots is a good band XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I COMPLAIN ABOUT SERIOUS ISSUES AND REBLOG SILLY WEB MEMES AT THE SAME TIME SO THAT EVERYTHING I POST CANT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BECAUSE I HAVE THE MATURITY OF A 2nd GRADER AND NOT THE SLIGHTEST IDEA OF HOW BIOLOGY WORKS NOR DO I KNOW HOW POLITICS WORK. Haha a woman needs to be in office because she's a woman with no ability to be trusted haha. We should let all races and religion In America because it's not like some people swear to kill other people who have a different religion haha. I'm a fucking moron haha. I laugh away my depression and feelings because Its a meme XD I SAID MEME HAHAHAHHA here's a stupid fucking gif of spongebob saying 'nigga'
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I'm Gay
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>>4562474
lol you never had sex
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all me :)

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I lost my virginity to my boss today. She is 25 years older then me and the power dynamic was super weird. I am 24 and she was bossing me around like I was on the clock.

I guess I made it /s4s/ but I feel super dirty now and have to work an 8 hour shift with her tomorrow.
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>Boss walks in on me when I'm working
>"Got a second anon?" She runs her hands along my back.
>"Yeah, just give me a minute this report is almost finished."
>"Your such a hard worker anon, always... staying so late." She leans against my back, her breasts resting on my shoulders.
>"..." I don't really know what to say so I finish up the report while she is holding me from behind.
>"Hey anon, do you want a 'reward'?"
>What do you mean boss.
>She snakes her hand across my chest, I panic and stand up. She is standing their with her pants already down. She must have undressed while I was working. The door is also shut.
>"What are you doing?" I ask.
>"What does it look like I'm doing? Anon... are you a virgin?" She looks me in the eye and grins.
>"..."
>She walks towards me, her slightly wrinkled face looks so strangely young. Her hand grabs hold of my pants belt, she begins to undress me while I stand infront of her in a kind of daze.
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>>4562365
>Before I knew it she has my soft cock resting in her hands.
>"It's pretty dirty anon." She glares at me in perverted disgust.
>She begins to cake the smegma with her index fingers nail, it kind of hurts but I am more disgusted then anything, she licks it all up without any hesitation.
>"Let me get a taste Anon."
>She puts my soft cock in her mouth and begins to lick it with her tongue while sucking on it. My cock begins to triple in size and before I know it only half of it can fit in her mouth.
>"Come here." I rest my hands on her head and begin to push my cock deeper into her mouth.
>We do this for about ten minutes before I cum a thick load into her mouth.
>"Wow this is so much!"
>"Well I am on the no fap challenge." I say dumbly
>Me and her fully undress, I stare at her aged body as if it were fine wine.
>I take care clearing my desk so my work does not get messed up while we are having sex.
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>>4562369
>I slip my cock into her ass by accident and she cries out.
>"Wrong hole Anon! Ouch that hurts s...stop!"
>I keep going, her ass hole feels nice and warm, I push deeper and she squeals some more.
>"An...Anon!" I keep on pushing in and out, eventually I grab her by her hair and bring her mouth towards mine.
> I push my tongue against hers, I can still taste my cum in her mouth. Gross.
> I stop kissing her and build up the saliva in my mouth.
>I pull out my cock out of her ass and spit on it before shoving it back in.
>She squeals again. I don't stop this time, I double the pace of my hips moving back and fourth.
>I cum once again deep inside her ass.
>Smiling I pull out, A bit of shit is on the tip of my dick.
>"troubling." I say to myself.
>My boss lays on my desk sobbing a little bit.
>?
> I pull her around towards me and shove my shit covered dick back into her mouth.
>"Clean it all off, I put my underwear on with this shit on my penis boss."
>*sobs "Yes Anon."
> I shove it into her mouth and she gags, I grab her head and shove my erect penis deep down her throat.
>I cum one last time.
>After that I pass out in a haze, perhaps I went a bit to far for my first time, all i remember was waking up lying down with my head rested on my bosses lap.

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Why hasn't this board been deleted yet
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>>4562327
why does Waffle House always put the sausage/bacon on a separate lil plate even when there is plenty of room on the main plate?
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>>4562327
dumb frogposter
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>>4562327
LE FROGPOSTING LE MEMY XDDD LOLOLOLO LMAOOOOO
CUCKCUCKCUCK
CUCKIE FUCKIE XDD

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I come across the tip every once in a while on /r/askreddit threads asking about life hacks: If you go to McDonald’s, ask for your fries with no salt. That way, they have to make a fresh batch, guaranteeing that your fries won’t be sitting around under the heat lamp, that each French fry you put in your mouth will be as made-to-order as possible.

Let’s talk about you. “No salt on those fries.” You know what you just did? You just added like five minutes to your wait time. Others are not ordering, even though you already ordered. Because you’re not moving. You’re just standing there. It doesn’t make sense, because fast food etiquette dictates that you order your food, you get it – here’s where the fast part of fast food comes in – and then you get off the line and leave.

But no, you had to make a special order, some sort of lame French fry tip you read on the Internet, and now you’re still just standing there at the register. People are starting to get annoyed, nobody knows what’s going on, that you’re waiting for some ridiculous side-item special request.

This is what you’re not getting by insisting on doing it yourself. It’s an immediate application of salt. They have a giant shaker, like it has its own giant handle. And that salt they use, it’s not your average table salt. It's super fine, it’s distributed evenly throughout the shaker’s broad opening, emitted in a briny cloud, perfectly and evenly coating every inch of those fries.

It’s all done right there, as it’s being shaken, one fluid motion just seconds out of the deep fryer. So you think about your fries, your super fresh, made-to-order fries. By the time you get them to wherever it is that you’re going to apply your own salt, those things have already cooled way down. Sure, it’s only been a minute or two, tops, but that’s all it takes. Guess what? Most of that salt is going to bounce off of the fries and land at the bottom of the bag.
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Fuck no-salt fry havin ass lunatics/sheep.
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>>4562255
dub dubs nice
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test

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Meme me please
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>>4562183
u okay buddy
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>>4562261
Yeah I'm good just a night in the ER
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What happened 2 u ?
Explain yourself.

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corruption of bury
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>>4562065
>her ass isn't a bit pointy
can't fapturbate to this tbh smh
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>>4562065
WHAT THE HECK, MAN
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>>4562065
/d/ please

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