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Fuck you OP.

>>4565404
Why so rude? Spread the love, have a (You).

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>>4565406
here you go my friend :')
dont let it go to waste ::''))

>>4565376
I go on my bicycle :^}

fuck waiting for trains or busses tbh i got wheels

>>4565384
Use your bike then silly

i enjoy the music of Will Smith

i came here to be offended
>>4565358
o i am offended

>>4565356
OK, nice to know, thanks

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Will you marry me?

>>4565325
gaay

>>4565337
yes :DD

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>>4565321
FUGGING HECK!!! LE WHERE LE IS LE BUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this almost kinda tickles my funny bun

>>4565353
dumb frog poster

>>4565291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYpk6le87M

>>4565291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWIXb677sYk

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>>4565343
>>4565414

>>4565288
Ummm, 88

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>>4565289
THATS A CHECK

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4565288
At least your daddy still alive

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Another day in the life all-encompassing, dreary big city slurred smog optics, screeching of underground train and above airplanes, no-smell of death intercut with petrol stench, dragging copper heavy wallet to organic food store.
nation of crazies, red gold and black all around, people marching synchronized, drooling up and down streets and walkways, over and above fences, roofs, train tracks, swimming pools, everything plastered in creamy translucent stickiness, wearing dollar store uniforms red gold (white) black, the military is oh so cliché they say. the newnationalism must be sexy. metrosexual that is, 53rd state style.
young child waving national flag stomping heads, backs and wings of bugs and birds like "y'all lil brown morfuggas better piss off whereya came from is not my country!", you dig? the early bird. child mind impressionable, nationalist babble, football as the ultimate nationalist propaganda, blessed be the one-legged, the blind, the lame, immune to the poisons of yore lest through methods of schooling.
Cut
pedestrian area, wheelchairs flood the scene carrying men and women red and black in turn mounting machine guns, braille pamphlets, everly unread, of blasphemic thought, beggars and cripples dropping charade exposing knives and pitchforks, hunting down uniformly obese citizens, well-kempt blonde hair suddenly drenched in sticky red plasma, kid gets bulldozed, birds and bugs crawl in people's brains and eat away, prison walls crumble, hordes of inmates crush public viewing extravaganza, piss in champagne bottles, play piggy in the middle with stolen hairpieces, masturbate preachers and nuns, shove national flags up the police chief's rear, serve fecal matter stuffed in cow intestines to the unperceptive drooling masses fixated and paralyzed by tv screens and radio hypnosis, deflate footballs and unplug wi-fi routers in one swift movement of national liberation / annihilation, break steel bars of zoos, flatten wire-mesh fences, pet qt squirrels

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My girls: For evermore chillin' down your backbone in an instance of incarcerated epiphany: We're all innocents now. We're all prisoners, now.

There's a jailhouse musician in hell whom all the little angels listen to on their ethereal little gramophones. War is ahead, war in heaven.

BPG stands for belittling petroleum giants, you dig? Cesspools of erogenous wordsmithing knows no morality of(f) & by itself - A world of symbols;
For instance: Bald man in pinstripe suit, luscious mane flowing golden in the hot summer sun, pedestal a-takin', incestuous pederasty of next generation, his kin even, fills mind space, now where was I?
Sock puppets in sombreros reiterate points made as real deal pendejos cower in cages, sour and ever-tending to familiar customs: Murals of runic inscription, aztec, written in shimmering brown letters of rust, the logical conclusion of humid indigenous mourning behind iron bars, surround him. Guards rush in, eyes gazing into the literate maze, paralyzed in search of the ever-living crap to beat out of the next Don Juan pus*y motherfuc*er, you!
Removed 360° in unknown direction, on the other side of the scale that is, a small man, elk skin suit, fuzzy in all places. Preacher? Prophet? He is Jesus Abaraxas, uniquely common, Santa Susana sun or Corcoran, it don't matter, because music is the universal language and it always finds a way, be it as a small black audiocassette hidden snugly from pesky judge or district attorney's point of view. Nature finds a way, life must decide: Walk with it or falter in its passing? But I'm rambling again, silly me.
To get back on point, BPG stands for beary pink girl, wiggling toes in perpetuity, eternal amusement, chivalry for way: Wake of the nice in a world of slumbering masses, the illusion of productivity and re-productivity in pursuit of comfortable existence expired; hooray! Wake of the enlightenment; Wake of the return, man smiles as hairs grow out of his back and bones, brown, thick, becoming tree.

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One strike, two strike, three strike, four! Look at your game girl and nature shall be referee.
Brothers in morphine, junk formaldehyde smooth paraffin skin nation, we call unto our black brethren as the artisan type knows no couleur, comprènde?
cityfolk vibrate in alarmclock rhythms mistaking radio static for the boogiewoogie and maternal super-ego command whisper in the midst of it all alike, each one adhering to his/her personal convulsion in mutual isolation, one foot stuck in toilet shuffling, bossanova into a kindergarten crushing hands and knees of infants and supervisors, poledancing in raunchy strip joint, tapdancing over the edges of skyscraper rooftops, mambo into/over and about one another in big piles of meaty trampled ectoplasm\blood/shit purée
mangled insides out truth becomes apparent: young & old, man & wife, black & white = all & alike, you dig?
simultaneously few kilometers removed see us swing in unison with the trees, singing the songs of birds, shaking our behinds in beerhythms as earth cracks, bodies crumble, elongate and merge, bark shatters and pierces hearts and livers, beaks and claws shape the one true man: out of the chaos a perfect humongous new man emerges: a million eyes, wooden feet/fists, tail and snout under all/666\one mind, god in itself, hierarchisized swarm intelligence falters in favor of one mind of communal freedom from the sandy african wastelands of industrial captivity to the northern fjords
tree people attack city, reconquer earth for the deserving folk, unabomber style: a thousand bombs go off in shopping malls, retail chain restaurants, convention centers housing biggest educational meetings of car salesmen, frycooks, bankers and the otherwise perverse
branches smash heads, angry koalas hunt the elderly with sharp claws for their eucalyptus body lotion, antennae and power supply lines are quickly taken by vines
'¡Espejíto, espejíto!' the devout christian screams as he is being devoured by 3 bears and 7 bearded men

>>4565234
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. I disagree with yours, but thank you for sharing.

>>4565237
Dumb fag

>>4565373
excuse me sir, but seemed to have used some sort of profanity in your post. please refrain from doing this, since this is a nice board. thanks :')

you can hold my fist
with your face
after i punch you
it will hurt
a lot
for you

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Why do u hate me?

>>4565240
Fuckin g nigger ill kill you

but why put the pennis in the hair????

>>4565249
are you gay

>>4565250
yes

>>4565186
go get some ass lmao

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lol u aint foolin me boy thats a pennis not that that will stope me here check out mine haha its way bigger then yuor little feminine peenis l;el open yor butte here i come :^)))))

>>4565263
wew :^)

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wait. so the ground is the internet????

wait. so the playground is the internet????

>>4565153
>>4565159
yes!

>>4565141
haha what are they doing? are they playing some crazy new game?

>>4565141
i remember that nimae i didnt even watch i t tho wat was it called fractale? prolyl wasnt gud

>>4565141
wen u rape bois... u fucc the butthore???? hwat if ur dicc get shite>

>>4565000
nice trips, it's been a while

>>4565000
sconcepiece

heh