This is a serious question.
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I saw that fat faggot with the catfish at an anime store the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his dorito dust-stained hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my merchandise up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like seven Kiniro Mosaic DVDs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the DVDs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each DVD and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>4595213
>>4595213
a real character
>>4595213
increase vit then dex
I love drake he's mY favorite musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LNCj53RQ84
sometimes i switch between [s4s] and /mu/ and cannot tell the difference at first
>>4595160
/mu/ is the worst board on 4chan and I stoped posting there in '11, it's that fucking bad I just cringe whenever I go there.
and sooon s4s will be worst than mu r9k and v/b combined and you know what? you deserve it
you fucking deserve karen and furry and sissy posting. all of you do
post any kind of Karen here
karen is cancer. go kill yourself.
Karen is my favorite [s4s] maymay
>>4595151
karen a cute
Good sleep will come your way but only if you reply:
Sleep well toade
fuck you i never sleep well its always a concoction of anxiety, girls sitting on my face and sweat
and fuck off back to /b/ with your 13 year old HAHA REPLY TO THIS OR X
>>4595080
sorry to hear that i hope things get better soon.
Sleep well toade
Can we make a story with only one word at a time. I'll start
My
urethra
stings
When
If you worry about dubs or trips. Your not a real 4chan user. Your a shitty newfag. I'm tired of your plaguing 4chan with cancer
https://youtu.be/P8j5VQpJfcI
y-yeah, i don't care..
>>4594933
Dubs. Check em. Thank mr robot
>>4594933
check'd 'em
44,444 has occurred.
http://lovkap.blogspot.com/2014/09/holocaust-fake-pics-1.html
CALIFORNIA NEEDS HELP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lUI4d25YVw
Sanhedrin 59a
To communicate anything to a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly.
Libbre David 37
A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything against them.
Mas. Shabbath 31b
On the house of the Goy [Goy means unclean, and is the disparaging term for a non-Jew] one looks as on the fold of cattle.
Zohar, Vayshlah 177b
That the Jewish nation is the only nation selected by God, while all the remaining ones are contemptible and hateful.
That all property of other nations belongs to the Jewish nation, which consequently is entitled to seize upon it without any scruples. An orthodox Jew is not bound to observe principles of morality towards people of other tribes. He may act contrary to morality, if profitable to himself or to Jews in general.
A Jew may rob a Goy, he may cheat him over a bill, which should not be perceived by him, otherwise the name of God would become dishonoured.
Aleister drew something pretty of me.
I had designed my camera to receive certain ranges. See the personality on the face for what it is? It's energy, everything is energy.
Homosapian of the male gender within my possession, might I ask what brand are the clothes on your feet?
wut r thos
deez nuts lmao got eem
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RIP Lenin
>>4594656
I fucked that guy in the ass
>>4594656
/pol/ youre trolling attempts are hopeless just go away already
>>4594656
*Groucho
I can't believe it's been almost three months since Prince passed away. It feels like yesterday. So [s4s], what's your favorite Prince song? I've always like Raspberry Beret and 1999. Honorable to When Doves Cry and Let's Go Crazy, too! And of course Purple Rain
Bohemian Rapcity
>>4594633
***Honorable mention to
Sorry guys, my brain skipped a word!
this is like 2004 irony
you know its 2016 right
What was his name again?
Area Man
>>4594564
the onion loves that concept
Ted
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le monke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhIc-qwpQy0&feature=youtu.be
>>4594492
IT'S LIT FAM 100 100 100
>>4594500
nice dubs fam 100100100!:^)
So my daddy and I decided we wanted Subway for dinner last night. So we go to subway and I am deciding what kind of sandwich I want. I decide I want Pastrami, so I say my bread and I say I want Pastrami. The girl behind the counter looks at me and says "We don't have Pastrami anymore. We haven't carried that for 3-4 years." My dad and I look at each other with the most puzzled looks on our face because I had a multiple Pastrami sandwiches form Subway. We tell the lady this ad she goes, "We haven't had it since the last manager, John was here." So my dad and I tried to tell this woman that we had Pastrami sandwiches in 2015 and she's going "no no no you didn't" and we're like whatever, so we get the sandwiches and we get in the car and my dad mocks the girl and goes "We haven't had Pastrami since Pastrami Steve left." I look to him and I say "His name was John." My dad goes "Yeah but his nickname was Pastrami Steve." This is a typical day. xD
Stop telling your life story nobody gives a Fuck.
And you didn't get that sandwich at Subway stop coming on here telling lies
>>4594461
The sandwich looks good but what's up with pointless bullshit story.
THE SNACK THAT SMIIIILLLLEEESSS BACK...I forgot the rest
>>4594442
that's ok, they aren't that good anyways.
I literally eat 5-6 cartons of these FUCKING fishe every week
>>4594498
fat ass