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Why Pokemon Go is Absolute TRASH

By: Thyme

Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.

Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.

Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the biggest reason I hate it. You have people going out and walking around ONLY because of this game. Otherwise, they'd be sitting on their fat asses at home being useless fucks. They walk around with their face buried in their phone like a fucking retard. Once they eventually make contact with another sperg like themselves, they sit their and look at each other like the autistic fucks they are. They may mumble some words between each other, which to them counts as socializing. After they get their stupid fucking pokemon, they drag their semen crusted asses to the next one, huffing and puffing as they go. After a while, they've reached level 5, now they can choose a team! Oh god, this is where it gets autistic. You have these teams becoming gang-like and sperging out on each other in public just like they used to in mommy's basement. The only difference is that other people have to witness this shit. Its disgraceful. And at the end of the day, these fucks are PROUD of themselves. Proud that the only face to face interaction they've gotten in years is from playing some shitty phone "game" and sperging at other faggots playing it.

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 04:29:57 Post No.4606725
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>>4606724
Fascinating. Thank you for your insight.

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>>4606724
Lol wew lad. We got a lost robot here.

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>>4606725
Pokemon Go is trash for many, many reasons. The first of which is that it isn't really a game at all. You walk up to a pokemon, essentially roll a die, and if you get a good roll you get the pokemon. Then you raise the fucker. There isn't even battling shit like the actual games. This immediately makes it boring as fuck.

Another MASSIVE reason is that its part of the google botnet. The devs are owned by google.

Now I'm going to get into the CULTURAL impact of this. This is probably the biggest reason I hate it. You have people going out and walking around ONLY because of this game. Otherwise, they'd be sitting on their fat asses at home being useless fucks. They walk around with their face buried in their phone like a fucking retard. Once they eventually make contact with another sperg like themselves, they sit their and look at each other like the autistic fucks they are. They may mumble some words between each other, which to them counts as socializing. After they get their stupid fucking pokemon, they drag their semen crusted asses to the next one, huffing and puffing as they go. After a while, they've reached level 5, now they can choose a team! Oh god, this is where it gets autistic. You have these teams becoming gang-like and sperging out on each other in public just like they used to in mommy's basement. The only difference is that other people have to witness this shit. Its disgraceful. And at the end of the day, these fucks are PROUD of themselves. Proud that the only face to face interaction they've gotten in years is from playing some shitty phone "game" and sperging at other faggots playing it.

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im new to this board, and so far its like it was fucking made for me holy shit

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 04:23:55 Post No.4606699
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>>4606695
No one to cry to.....
No place to call home....

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>>4606695
wlelcoem
what's your favorite color

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>>4606695
*farts in ur mouth*
Lol hi.

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 04:22:19 Post No. 4606691 [Report] [View this topic]

*warm moist anime breath*

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 04:23:27 Post No.4606696
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>>4606691
Lol whoops forgot to fortune

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>4606691
Will you be my wife?

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>>4606691
*breathes into your breath lewdly*

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 04:04:49 Post No. 4606635 [Report] [View this topic]

BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT

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>>4606635
dont

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uh oh

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this is why 9/11 happened

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Scary storms aaaa Anonymous 2016-07-17 03:48:31 Post No. 4606578 [Report] [View this topic]

AAAAAAA HELP ME S4S there s a spooky storm and I'm gona die since this is nice bord, funpost me into a state of calm plesae !!
Also ITT spoopy storm stories/funposts

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Youre going to die

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>>4606582
RIP in peace OP

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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flube 2016-07-17 03:48:38 Post No.4606580
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>>4606563
will i get a gf

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>>4606563
will a get i gf

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#fortune

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>>4606555
VERY bad post being check'd at hihg speeds

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>>4606555
epic triples

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flube

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sticky flube now!!!!!!!!1

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look at him go

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>>4606410

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 02:45:14 Post No. 4606335 [Report] [View this topic]

What is she saying ?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Frogs are stupid

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This is nice pogeyman

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>>4606326

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>>4606326
this is nice i saved it

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Anonymous 2016-07-17 02:39:24 Post No. 4606294 [Report] [View this topic]

Welcome, newfriends from /r9k/!
Here is a guide to help you get started on [s4s] posting! enjoy :^)

quality funposting requires an exceedingly comprehensive command of what it takes to make legitimately good posts, and then doing the opposite (or a mixture of good posting guidelines and the opposite).. here are a few that i employ evry day

grammar/writing style:
<abbreviate words: ex "you" => "u"
<use run-on sentences
<use punctuation, inappropriate places
<be redundant with your abbreviations: "in IRL life" "in this ITT" "my MFW face when"
<finish posts with ellipses, even when they are not required...
<use this smiley face: :^)
<misspell contractions and put the apostrophe in the wrong place: ex. "you're" => "yu'oer"
<utilize contractions where you shouldn't: your/you're their/they're/there

humor:
<understand your audience - what they consider hilarious and what they consider lame.. post what they consider lame and pretend that you think it's hilarious
<incorporate many levels of irony
<ironic memes have become mainstream, so be post-post-ironic

posting habits/misc:
<reply to yourself
<ask people who they're quoting
<dont correct your typos before posting
<upload photos with lots of jpeg artifacts, low quality, or very large image size for no reason
<be nice - ppl dont like it for some reason (???)
<use parenthetical asides i guess
<remember the check you're #fortune. it makes the threads colorful :^)

these are just, a few but should get u started on yu'ore way 2 sh*tposting

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck