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>>4613677
I can only see 1/4thof It
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Well rate it nigger!!
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>>4613694
Well I guess I rate it 11
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This man approaches you on the street and asks you for scrap metal for his newest building project. What do you say to get out of this situation?
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ITS THE GUY FROM BAWSTUN BABY AND TODAY IM SERIOUS. IM FUCKIN 10 TIMES WORSE THAN AIDS! I GOT AN EMAIL FROM SOME FUCKIN ASSHOLE RAGHEAD OVER AT WWW.TITSASSESANDDICKS.COM AND HERES THE THE THING -- NUCULAR FUCKIN WAR IMMINATE-- NO QUESTION ABOUT IT! WHAT YOU GUYS GOTTA DO IS START EATON YOUR SHIT. START EATING YOUR ASSHOLES OUT -- START GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE SO EATEN OUT -- FUCKIN EVERYTHING. LISTEN YOU SKINNY LIYTLE MOTHERFUCKER. I JACK OFF TWO WRINKLY LOOKIN BALLS, I SUCK LARGE ELEPHANT DICKS! I TAKE EIGHTY SEVEN FUCKIN SHITS IN FOUR MINUTES! YOU LITTLE COCKROACH BASTARDS! YOU LITTLE COCK SUCKERS! SO, THAT BRINGS ME BACK TO THE- YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! YOURE ALL FUCKIN STUPID! YOURE ALL FUCKIN SUCKIN COCK! WORST OF ALL YOURE UGLY! AND YOU DONT FUCKIN THINK I GET A SET OF TITTIES AND BEER. FUCK FUCK FIDDLY-MOTHERFUCKIN FUCK. EUFH TEUGH LEUGH DEUGH BREUGHLEGH GUEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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offer to sellem tools and weapons built from scrap metal instead
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>>4613587(Fore!)
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me on the botom
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3D women are NOT important
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Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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first for Karen
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GET THE FUG OFF OF MY BOARD TO THAT >>>/a/BOMINATION
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Any fellow hair/haircut fetishists on this board?
This actually happened to me when I was a kid, even though I wrote it from my dad's perspective. I acted like a shit - and ended up having the best summer vacation of my life, getting bruised and scratched, running around in pants alone, no fancy emoshit style, helping with cars and not being afraid to get dirty for once.
>be me, living in rural area like a peasant
>since we divorced, my wife and 12 yo son live in a different town
>stupid bitch spoils the boy rotten
>pampering him over every little detail, letting him wear skate clothes and long hair
>I'm fed up by him looking like a little girl
>he's coming for summer
>weather gets sunny and hot, time to prepare for what needs to be done
>kid arrives
>long bang stroked on the side, touching his cheek, light, brownish hair (after his mother, maybe that's why I hated that cut so much) ca. 6 cm past ears
>once he's settled, I bring scissors (shaver was hidden under the table to avoid more drama)
>"Haircut time, man - a few centimetres less will lighten up your hair and let your head skin rest"
>he doesn't like the idea, saying he goes to some expensive barber back home
>I get annoyed
>"You gotta learn to keep money through such little savings"
>he strongly refuses, yelling that this is his style and I can't change that
>my own father was shaving my neck with a razor every week when I was a kid and I never got to complain
>I'm getting pissed
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>"40 degrees heats are upon us and there're no fancy barbers grooming bangs in an uncozy manner covering your sight here. You'll need to be at ease to help me work"
>he tries to call his mother to whine, but the cell network here is crap
>it was before wifi and Facebook, so no Internet either to text her on messenger/email
>he tries to fight me and run off
>I get fed up with his bratty behaviour, so I pull his T-shirt off and force him into a chair
>I pull out a shaver
>"You want to do this the hard way? Let's do it the hard way"
>first, I snip off his long hair on the back and side to uncover his ears
>failing with other methods, he starts to plead
>"Please dad, I'm sorry. I'll be cool, I'll groom my hair out of my forehead, I won't be hot, it doesn't bother me at all, I swear"
>"Hush, it'll be over soon, you'll thank me later"
>he shivers and burst in tears when I snip through his backside
>"Dad, please..."
>"You gotta man up. Man's haircut and man's work. Mom made you weak like a girl, son"
>he jumps and almost screams when I turn on the shaver and put the blade against his neck
>he tries to get up and run for the last time but I force him to sit back and stay
>hair shortened with scissors on the back and sides fall on the floor when I give him #1 buzz
>he finally gives up and just sobs quietly when I change guards
>only shiver when I stick no guard cool metal to his skin
>I give him #0000 from neck to top of his head and about as high on the sides
>I can see a bare skin behind his light hair
>he looks like a punk now, so I put #1 guard again and move to the front, shredding bangs and top of his head
>when we're done, he's red from tears but finally looks like a man
>high&tight with 5 mm on the top and almost nothing on the sides and back
>once the aftercut shower is done, he runs to his room to cry more
>tomorrow's cast is 42 degrees Celcius
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Op what is your point?
You relize nobody gives a Fuck about your childhood?
I bet u took bathes with your mom
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>>4613487
>I bet u took bathes with your mom
As an infant, probably.
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help me i have a fucking stroke
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>>4613449
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>>4613845
Wow that is EXTREMELY rude!
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drink a bepis all will be ok
:)
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Sosig
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>>4613341
sosig
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>>4613341
praze jebub
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sosig tbh
Hi, I'm Wayne Coyne from the band The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
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>>4613287
Who are you?
WHO. ARE. YOU?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4613295
Wayne Coyne
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Hello Wayne how are you today? I'm currently trying to lick my own prolapsed anus. It's a lot of fun.
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le snek girle
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cool mem
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qt
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She has some rather large bazongas, if you catch my drift
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Guys I haev problem. Snek is tangled, silly snek. How do I fix?
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EAT IT
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NOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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wtf i hate memes now
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>"Hi, my name is Mountain Dew and I'm of the Cherokee nation. Have you heard about my people?"
This is your chance to impress her with how much you know about Native Amerindian tribes and culture.
What do you say?
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>>4613096
How wow a lau wow
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>>4613096
OY YOO WITE CUNT LETS GO TO DANNOS AND GETTA BOTTLA WOBBLA AY
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>>4613096
I know your people Mountain Dew. I am Chief Eating Doritos.
What is the ultimate geek movie
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Philosophical thoughts... ?
Philosophy and the Matrix
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Check these Philosophical dubs ?
>>>/lit/8296277
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What do you think of a memesphere ?
https://youtu.be/DU8dPPy0_bM
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ass
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>>4612995
butteboy is ready for school
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>>4612997
"school"
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Can we get a random image dump thread?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGQHeGqCCqY
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>>4612885
lol WHY winstonne ......
WHY
i don like!
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>>4612890
yes i fukken do
