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Hello, My name is Kelly. Won't disclose my last name, obviously haha. I am 19 and currently going to school and working part time. When I'm not studying I get super bored and would absolutely love to chat if anyone would feel comfortable with doing so. If you feel awkward you can totally hang up and no hard feelings, haha. I'm not really into talking to the ethnics. If you speak english good, we will see where it goes but don't be surprised if i hang up on you for sounding like you came here on a camel with your dress on your head. No offense, just don't want to be bombed. I'm NOT looking for dirty talk or photos. If you even try to send me dirty photos or explicit messages they will be given to the police.<-- That is the official warning.
Other than that I'm super positive and friendly, would love to just chat about pop culture, music and maybe video games. You may call or text any time as I'm sure we have varying time zones and I'm not gonna make you tip-toe around my schedule. Soooo, yeah! I'm super excited to talk to you all and stay beautiful!

Love , Kelly xoxo <3
(425) 361 - 5606
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>>4664968
That face is shopped
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no duh, i used softener effects. otherwise the lighting in the car was just so off lol.
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>>4664968
Is this the new penguin of doooom? The original was better.

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is it tru that wen u rub ur vagine it feels goode?
girls r wierd
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>>4664965
It feels better if you jump off a bridge
Please do that
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>>4664965
I have trouble believing that a girl in that short of skirt would have to resort to a table to get off, immersion lost
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>>4664965
Tablel corner is not my fetish. Fuggin Japanese ppl and their weird sh*t

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DEADPOOL!
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>>4664907
Hi I watched this the spiderman butt movie (I had to explain to irl friend who took me why I was calling it that >_< *powerlevels*) and it was irritating. I hate all these movies with the effects and stuff, you know? They're just obnoxious and give me a headache if I see them in a theater. This particular one was worse cuz it was trying to be edgy and funny and I just felt embarrassed to be sitting in front of the screen with it playing.
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>>4664952
Thank you for posting your opinion, LoLo.
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>>4664953
You're welcome, Anonymous! <3

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I just got fired for refusing to take a drug test ama
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pics or it didn't happen lol
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>>4664849
Knew you wouldn't pass?
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>>4664849
Is that you op? You look really hot in that pic ;)

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>>4664812
8/10

have u lost some weight LoLo?
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>>4664812
Serious question Taco Kid: why on god's earth do you have pictures like this saved?
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>>4664812
ass-big-booty-fat-nasty-8l5q.jpg

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Good morning, everyone! Today, use the match against /m/ as a reminder that sometimes, it's in everyone's best interest to just let go, have some fun, and unwind! I hope you all have a wonderful day! Stay squiddly!
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>>4664741
It's 1pm where i live ;__; ive been up for hours tbh
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>>4664741
<that gif
:O are yuo gai, squid?
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>>4664750
Lol u bafoone, u don't even know how time works and u still say you got skol

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this thread is the worst thread on [s4s]

please use it as a reference
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>>4664692
Not at all while >>4662911 >>4664531 >>4664453 >>4664490 >>4664667 >>4663163 >>4663946 exists
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>>4664692
Fairly tall claim tbh.
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I finally got my gun permit, pic related

oohhhh fuck yeah now you ain't gon fuck with me eh? i'll pull out that gunn and it will be like

>no please i was just joking please don't kill me i'm a little faggot, my country was shoah'd 3 times :(

and i just pull the trigger BAM BAM fuck brain on a sidewalk, i fuck your homies with fagoot trousers and baseball caps up, i take your documents and kill your families

It will be like that you fucktards age of knives ended in like 17th century you fucking primitives, world fucking goes forward and now we handle bussines with hot lead. Some of you are alright, don't go to brooklyn tommorow...

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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That cringe,
Well faggot you got the gun, now it's time to fucking kill yourself
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>>4664515
make this man prezdent
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>>4664564
That edge.
Well buddy, you got the computer, now it's turn to get off.

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jim carry
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>>4664468
SATANIC HIGH PRIEST OF L.A. DONT DOUBT IT, POSSESSED BY DEMONS EACH BODILY GYRATION EACH WICKED GESTURE WATCH CLOSELY, THIS MAN IS THE SATANIC HIGH PRIEST OF L.A.
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>>4664472
liar
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>>4664474
nah,NAH, NAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiasdUbGOho
BOOM hundert percet proof

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GLEH GLIGLI GLI GLIGLI GLI GLEH GLEH GLIGLIGLI CLEH CLEHGLIGLI CLUH CLUG CLU GLEH GEM GE GEMMY GLEMMY GLEH
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>>4664421
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>>4664441
wabbit
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No lewd pics pls (reverse psychology)

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TRUE!!!!
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omg true !!!

that racist con mon does not belong in the white house
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>>4664411

Nice dubba dubs

>>4664405


Don't live in Burgerland so don't care :/
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>>4664411
Nice dubs!!!!! Agreed also

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im gonna bomb 4chan and kill u all
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bang u ded now
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dubs i do it instead

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>>4664297
heh nope

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s4s is property of /r9k/
Just thought i'd remind you all.
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>>4664287
and /r9k/'s gets are property of [s4s] :))
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>>4664287
/r9k/ is full of cancer

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cuteposting
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cute
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>>4664279
pinwheels are literally one of my favorite forms of meat

provolone and lettuce spinned into the wheel i made cumes
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>>4664281
prosciutto is my favorite anon I like it along with some good french bread

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Really makes you think
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>>4664075
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>>4664075
It sounds like you're pining to the days of some Hammurabi type law where you would have perfect arranged marriages or something? People have choice who they want to be with nowadays. And that actually means it's easier for complete losers to get with someone than in the only-before-marriage past (I know cuz... whatever).
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>>4664136

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