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>>4669160
what those faces? :D

>>4669175
reddit with stripes and blue christian reddit

hey

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>>4663776
Good evening, /karen/!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4663776
dumb animeposter

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Who do u think u are
Know you're place KAREN!!!

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>>4668169
yosho

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>>4668169
Ok a-anon...

>>4668169
le rudefig glad to have you back

>>4667397
1. Booty Mcscooty

2. ass

>>4667397
1. Alex

2. Kid Icaruse

>>4667422
>22
dubs
nice

>>4662368
REEEEEE
WHY CARDS SO HARD TO COLLECT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>4662368
oh no doge are you okay?

>>4662368
doge? can you hear me? i will save you

>>4666415
what's the point of even trying if you're going to get it anyway kog :^)

>>4666415
no but check these luck gets:
>>4665140
>>4666397

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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lol numbers are stupid

>>4665328
Okay.

3DWANI posters are not important

>>4665340
>>4665340
>>4665340
>>4665340

>>4659817
You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

>>4659819
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

>>4659824
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>>4653020
crap fricken poop in a chicken u creampuff

anigi

>>4653025
Stop

>>4653020
new girlfriend?

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>>4665974
>4
Lemme check that.

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>>4665975
NICE SINGLES

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>4665975
So far so good

Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.[citation needed]It is unclear because of the reluctance of victims of penis removal who have undergone penis reconstruction surgery to go to checkups, but acute pain when sitting on a bicycle saddle or other similar surfaces (and perhaps other activities that put much weight on the crotch area) may persist for a long period of time after the surgery, or even permanently.[31]

A study of penis reattachment in China found that in a group of 50 men, all but one reacquired functionality, even though some involved full reconstructive surgery using tissue and bone. Reportedly some of these men later fathered children.[41]

If reattachment is not an option, doctors can reconstruct a penis from muscle and skin grafted from another part of the body like the forearm. However, a penile implant is needed for an erection to be possible, the reconstructed penis would look strange and would either not be able to ejaculate,[42][43] or ejaculate with less force.[44] The patients are often dissatisfied with the reconstructed penis.[45] Standing during urination is an advantage offered by a reconstructed penis.[46] If penis reconstruction is not done, the patient will have to squat in order to urinate since doctors reroute the entrance of the urethra to below the scrotum.[42]

In April 1980, in Los Angeles, USA, a boy, eight years old, who returned home late from school angered his father because he was late. His penis was then sliced off and flushed by his father down a toilet. After a 90-minute hunt, the penis was located and retrieved from the sewers by police and firemen. 180 metres away from the house, a wire mesh was set up at a location and the penis was forced toward the mesh by water pressure. Dr. Howard Frydman and his team operated on and reattached the penis. The boy's father was imprisoned.[54]

On October 5, 2013, in Changsha, Hunan province, China, a 31 year old Chinese man named Guo Jian (pseudonym) was asleep when his 28 year old wife Li Hong (pseudonym) used scissors to cut off his penis. Li turned herself in to the police after hiding with the penis for 40 hours, by which time it was too late to reattach the penis when she handed it over. Guo was treated at the hospital. Li cut his penis off since they argued over what surname their newborn son should have and since Li had given birth and could not have sex with Guo, she thought he was having extramarital affairs. Li was placed under "residential surveillance" by the police in order for her to care for her newborn baby.[231][232] Li had carried the penis in a bag while she was hiding. The severed penis stored frozen in a freezer at the hospital since it could not be reattached. Doctors were forced to perform debridement surgery after which only 2 inches of the root of his penis were left, with skin missing.[233][234][235][236]

>>4665800
What is s4s about?

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second for karen

>>4665800
good dubs
mods pls sticky

>>4665643
m- mE? thx :3

>>4665681
faggot

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John McCain Ron Paul

WUZ

if u look in the corners of the boxes u see circlels

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>>4665462
you're right!

ALSO WHERE IS #3??

>>4665306
me gusta is actually more universal
lel is zalright
troll face bothers me how they squished it in there.

is it legal to profit off memes