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ITT: We pretend to be /qa/

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sticky

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Hello, I'm an official representative of the Newspaper.

We are conducting a survey to see, if the [s4s] mayoral elections were held today, who you would vote for.

Everyone please fill out the poll for our official newspaper report on the candidates standings.

https://www.strawpoll.me/11019707

The results of this poll will be published in the Newspaper.

Thanks for taking to the time to participate in this survey.

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In less than 3 hours, history will be made as 4chan has its 12th Hyper Million/Clear Octuplets. There have been instances with Hyper Millions and Nonuplets of the past of there being 100 or more posts being posted in the span of literally 1 second making the GET truly a luck-based roulette requiring no skill whatsoever.

However, 700M isn't the ONLY GET up for grabs:

>>>/b/699988888 (last quints before 700M)
>>>/b/699998888 (last quads before 700M)
>>>/b/699999888 (last trips before 700M)
>>>/b/699999966 (6s and 9s)
>>>/b/699999969 (6s and 9s)
>>>/b/699999988 (last dubs before 700M)
>>>/b/699999996 (palindrome)
>>>/b/699999998 (off by 1)
>>>/b/699999999 (octuplets)
>>>/b/700000000 (hyper million)
>>>/b/700000001 (off by 1)
>>>/b/700000007 (palindrome)
>>>/b/700000011 (first dubs after 700M)
>>>/b/700000070 (0s and 7s)
>>>/b/700000077 (0s and 7s)
>>>/b/700000111 (first trips after 700M)
>>>/b/700001111 (first quads after 700M)
>>>/b/700011111 (first quints after 700M)

There is a treasure trove of amazing digits to obtain, and there won't be another Hyper Million on /b/ for another one and a half years, so let's in detail the possibilities for these upcoming digits.

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need to accurately fill in this infographic with ]s4s[ namefigs, from type S to type D, you say what type: swaglord?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Femanon here.

Why do you guys hate girls that aren't virgins here? I think that this stems from your deep rooted insecurities, it's pathetic honestly. Does a REAL girl with sexual experience scare you? Stop pretending that sex is a bad thing, it's what young people do. You'd never deny a non virgin girl in real life so keep pretending. You'd feel honored if a real women showed interest in you, that's the reality.

Pic related, is me. Rate me 1-10?

Also post Skype names because I need internet bf

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post random shit from your image folder

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le snek girle

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I will give teh stars to dubs and trips

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I work pizza delivery.

I only spit in people's pizzas if they didn't tip me last time.

Also, when you do cunty things like giving me a $20 on a $19.47 order and then tell me to "keep the change", you're getting spit.

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*sniffes the Keksandra feets*

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Uh oh! Dk is having a rough day, cheer dk up!

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Am philosphere plz debat

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Founded in 1953, Burger King was built on the principle of serving hot and delicious food at a reasonable price. 63 years later, nothing has changed and Burger King still continues to be the industry leader in great food.

>be me
>a highly intelligent robot who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!