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>>4775323
dood ur just le luser that wants reel little girl lol y dont you kys (kiss yourself) 2 make u feel better?????????

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:09:33 Post No.4775351
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~~the only way to be with her forever is to exit this vulgar 3d universe~~

Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:11:16 Post No.4775355
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>>4775323
It's your hormones, young man. Enjoy it while you still have it. Once you approach my age, all such tender feelings of love and affection you may have once had will be nothing but a fading memory.

Your fortune: Good Luck

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2016-09-21 05:09:34 Post No.4777777
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poopboi 2016-09-21 05:09:34 Post No. 4777777 [Report] [View this topic]

flowre is good hats

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Anonymous 2016-09-21 05:10:10 Post No.4777789
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>>4777777
wow this get is teh suxxors

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>>4777777
welp you won

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>>4777777
check

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2016-09-20 10:51:49 Post No.4776053
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 10:51:49 Post No. 4776053 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey [s4s], I was squishing Keksandra's cheeks a few minutes ago and I think I overdid it. She's breathing kind of noisily, like, hoarse and all

How do I rectify this? I think I should give her a glass of water but I just want to make sure.

No, the cure is not sexual you perverts. I need real advice.

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>>4776077
nice dubs pupper

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>>4776053
LET GO OF KEKSANDRA RIGHT NOW YOU MONSTER

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2016-09-22 02:26:56 Post No.4779888
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Anonymous 2016-09-22 02:26:56 Post No. 4779888 [Report] [View this topic]

Wanna know how much I paid for these trips?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Anonymous 2016-09-22 02:27:49 Post No.4779890
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>>4779888
oh fugg

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>>4779888
spill the beans already

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>>4779888
chegged frendo

I'm guessing you didn't go lower than 15 cents

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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beary gray gril 2016-09-22 02:14:37 Post No. 4779865 [Report] [View this topic]

i like your board

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>>4779865
tahnks

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ok

*******Taco Kid***** 2016-09-22 02:25:21 Post No.4779884
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>>4779865
Gay

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reddit

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>>4779795
DELETE

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4 my Lolo Moose 2016-09-22 01:41:42 Post No. 4779778 [Report] [View this topic]

I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry colo
See-O-L-O colo.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lolo"
L-O-L-A Lolo, lo lo lo lo Lolo

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lolo, lo lo lo lo Lolo

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lolo, lo lo lo lo Lolo, lo lo lo lo Lolo

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
And said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
Well I almost fell for my Lolo,
Lo lo lo lo Lolo, lo lo lo lo Lolo

Lolo lo lo lo lo Lolo lo lo lo lo Lolo

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
And I always want it to be that way for my Lolo.
Lo lo lo lo Lolo.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
Except for Lolo. Lo lo lo lo Lolo.

Well I left home just a week before,
And I've never ever kissed a woman before,
But Lolo smiled and took me by the hand,
And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
And so is Lolo.
Lo lo lo lo Lolo. Lo lo lo lo Lolo.

Lolo lo lo lo lo Lolo. Lolo lo lo lo lo Lolo

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Anonymous 2016-09-22 01:49:02 Post No.4779796
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really makes you think

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>>4779778
wtf is this autism

Moose 2016-09-22 01:57:13 Post No.4779819
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>>4779807
Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.