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This is UNACCEPTABLE and disrespectful. Karen is nice and seeks tolerance, peace and prosperity among all peoples in the world. The world would be a completely better place if everyone followed Karen's teachings and worshiped her.

Anonymous
2016-09-25 18:25:47 Post No.4787345
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 18:25:47 Post No. 4787345 [Report] [View this topic]

Have you considered the benefits of censored pornography?
I'm fucking stupid, basically, so I sure have. A couple weeks ago I went through a whole thing where I installed the k9 webfilter onto my computer to block me out of porn because I was really horny and also a fucking idiot. When I finally ended up cumming (took a while because I bought a chastity cage because I'm a stupid fucking idiot) I realized just how god damn dumb I am and figured out how to remove it (despite having purposefully lost the password because I'm the biggest fucking idiot on the planet) near instantly.
The current idea that buzzes through my stupid head when it's horny is that I could make myself a child account on my computer, which I assume would stop me from removing programs. Hopefully I never go through with this, but I am such a dumb dumb stupid fucking idiot when I am horny that I just might, and all these ideas came from censored porn captions, ones that I'm probably about to go jerk it to because
I
AM
A
FUCKING
IDIOT

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Anonymous 2016-09-25 18:43:46 Post No.4787377
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>>4787345
Me on the right.

LoLo 2016-09-25 18:47:13 Post No.4787387
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>>4787377
litrelly lafghin @ ur life fam

hah<zaHHAHAhAHAhahahAHahhahaheheheHAHAhaHehEHAHAHAHAHhahahuhaHaa

Your fortune: kill urself lmao

Anonymous 2016-09-25 18:49:17 Post No.4787390
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>>4787377
good dub

LoLo
2016-09-25 18:17:33 Post No.4787327
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LoLo 2016-09-25 18:17:33 Post No. 4787327 [Report] [View this topic]

So what's it gonna be anon? Will you get singles? Or will you get dubs?

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Anonymous 2016-09-25 18:18:44 Post No.4787331
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 18:18:44 Post No.4787331 [Report]

dubs are just ameme dont take them so siriusly

[s4s] 2016-09-25 18:23:57 Post No.4787341
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[s4s] 2016-09-25 18:23:57 Post No.4787341 [Report]

One order of dubs, please.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous 2016-09-25 18:26:01 Post No.4787346
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>>4787327
umm, dubs pls

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
2016-09-25 17:35:59 Post No.4787237
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:35:59 Post No. 4787237 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: characters that are literally you

For me it's LoLo - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour.

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Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:36:49 Post No.4787238
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:36:49 Post No.4787238 [Report]

LoLo is much more obese than that

LoLo 2016-09-25 17:37:29 Post No.4787240
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LoLo 2016-09-25 17:37:29 Post No.4787240 [Report]

If you bully I will tell on you

LoLo 2016-09-25 17:40:16 Post No.4787245
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>>4787238
I'm borderline skinny I just have huge tids and ass like kinda curvy ffs guise I'm not obese. Honestly. Not bragging either.

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2016-09-25 17:17:51 Post No.4787203
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:17:51 Post No. 4787203 [Report] [View this topic]

I have a female friend who's incredibly hot. I constantly fantasize about her locking me in a permanent chastity cage and keeping me as a slave while teasing me about how I'll die a virgin and never have an orgasm again at all. I actually want it to happen in real life. Is this weird?

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Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:19:29 Post No.4787205
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:19:29 Post No.4787205 [Report]

yes you should kys imemdiately

Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:20:48 Post No.4787208
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:20:48 Post No.4787208 [Report]

yeah lol

Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:21:14 Post No.4787210
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:21:14 Post No.4787210 [Report]

>>4787205
this

Anonymous
2016-09-25 17:16:04 Post No.4787194
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:16:04 Post No. 4787194 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this ``progressive'' enough for you? Look it has aioli that's a fancy word

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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LoLo 2016-09-25 17:17:45 Post No.4787202
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>>4787194
Who puts guacamole and aioli in the same sandwhich?

Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:21:52 Post No.4787211
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>>4787202
Maybe it's the next brave leap forward in the progression of food

Your fortune: Average Luck

LoLo 2016-09-25 17:26:16 Post No.4787217
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>>4787211
It's too much fat tbqhwyf. A creme fraiche dressing + mayonnaise in the same sandwhich is a bit too much especially when there is also both cheddar and bacon. Besides that it actually looks like a good sandwhich.

Please forward my criticism to the head chef.

Anonymous
2016-09-25 16:57:26 Post No.4787145
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Anonymous 2016-09-25 16:57:26 Post No. 4787145 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you ever wish that, just once in your life, someone would find you sexually attractive?

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ked-ket 2016-09-25 16:58:49 Post No.4787150
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ked-ket 2016-09-25 16:58:49 Post No.4787150 [Report]

>>4787145
alredii hapent. NEEEXT

LoLo 2016-09-25 17:01:04 Post No.4787153
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>>4787145
You get tired of it pretty quick tbh fam. I just wish I could walk down the street without people turning their heads.

Anonymous 2016-09-25 17:19:23 Post No.4787204
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>>4787153
AWAY??? REEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKTTTT
<airhorn.ogg>

Anonymous
how happy are posters on [s4s] ? 2016-09-25 16:46:20 Post No.4787124
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how happy are posters on [s4s] ? Anonymous 2016-09-25 16:46:20 Post No. 4787124 [Report] [View this topic]

let's talk about how we ~~~feel~~~~

personally, im p good tbh. i spend a few years with a sadface on my face, but then i read a book about happy, and it make me happy. at first, being positive felt weird like it wasnt who i am but after a while it became normal and now i am happyface again.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?????????????????

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LoLo 2016-09-25 16:47:59 Post No.4787126
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