on tuesday, i should post some storys i have and call it "fuck my life fridays". tuesdays because i cant even get the fucking day right.
>be me, just now
>walked into the library and see three fags playing minecraft
>it was even one of those "hunger games" servers
>feel fucking sick
>"hey guys, i got the admin!"
>i hoped the admin would unleash glorious pain onto them
>it never came
>got an idea
>unplug their Ethernet cables and sit down, log on, etc
>after a minute, their connection is lost and they flip shit
>hahahahahah
>"hey! did you unplug our comps?!?!"
>dehjigisup.jpeg
>"no, why you ask?"
>"you fucker! i lost EVERYTHING!!!"
>my only hope was the tard handler will come over and reel 'em in a bit
>told them i did not do it and that, lets be real here, should be playing kids games at home
>they look like they want to rip out my fucking soul
>they leave
>staff came over and asked whats up
>"winter, thats what...."
>mfw
do freebird
>>4858351
freebird?
>>4858354
yeah
freebird
Did you just assume my gender?
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STOP LOOKING SUCK MY COCK!
>>4858305
dumb animeposter
DID YOU JUST SUCK MY COCK?
BEHOLD OUR NEW QUEEN OF S4S
wat is that
we only have one queen you degenerate swine
>>4857964
>>4858284
No, keksandra is already over.
what is red luigi doing with gold yosho?
He's gonna use him as a bowling ball lol XD or somethign of the sorts^__^
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4858149
benis in begonia
It's not red Luigi, it's Mario you retard.
Discuss
Your fortune: Godly Luck
i'm just never going to figure this out
last night i double beef'd your sister
>>4858151
I dn't get it what does double beef mean?
ayo
my names beary and im gettin kinda scary
when i see those rude/crude/lewd dudes it's gonna get hairy
I'll kick all their butts and then go home and eat cherries
so when you see me in the threads you better be wary
[s4s] is my home, I like it a lot
But if you bully me or my friends, your gonna get shot
and even through all the frogs, the cowes, the sh*tposting hoards....
I know in my heart that this is nice board
>>4857979
*pics up mic after bury drops it*
nice board!
could someone please rap this
Any rudeposters here? I wanna kick your butts
>>4857964
just you.
bury is really agitated lately
>>4857964
>I wanna kick your butts
and i want to let you >.>
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Reroll
rola
are you ffeeeelin it now?
beb
>>4857888
Greetings. My name is Patrick Batemanâ„¢, and I have contacted you for important matters.
I have taken notice to your post. It is of high qualityâ„¢, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.
Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.
Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.
I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of qualityâ„¢ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.
Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.
So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked
Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.
Regards, Patrick Batemanâ„¢.
>>4857895
thank u mr booteman! I didn even notis I got tribs!
>>4857899
Greetings. My name is Patrick Batemanâ„¢, and I have contacted you for important matters.
I have taken notice to your post. It is of high qualityâ„¢, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.
Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.
Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.
I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of qualityâ„¢ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.
Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.
So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked
Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.
Regards, Patrick Batemanâ„¢.
what happen next time?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4857825
T party
>>4857825
>>4857944
Nicezoned
this is nice boys thread. no silly girls allowed!!1!
>>4857807
haha this is so cool
>>4857807
that looks like a girl
Im a girl wtf
this is good coffee
>>4857803
brave, so brave
these are good noodles
this is good mous
my cock enter your mouth- don't bite or i'll kill you
>>4857766
Okay Jinx!
>>4857766
If I bite your cock off would you die?
yo dude, can you even believe it
>>4857749
probably, not sure though?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4857762
give it a try
>>4857764
ok. didn't go :^( oh well but I belieb animes can eat breab even though sometimes you thing they can:t so that counts for something I thing still I'm just saying, not sure though
Your fortune: Average Luck
blog update: playing with my bepis
>>4857748
that's great
>>4857750
Thanks. Didn't really finish though
>>4857754
You don't want to disappoint your fans