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>>4872015
from my understanding the fetus (a baby baby) is birthed out of the vagayna and into the penis hole, crawls up the pennis howl into the testicular, rests where it grows to full baby size in a year and is birth out of pennishole

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2016-11-01 01:13:22 Post No.4872011
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Anonymous 2016-11-01 01:13:22 Post No. 4872011 [Report] [View this topic]

-woaw did anyone noticd or board got a new nice spoky baground :O

-dont ask about picture

-btw now that the yellow is gone is the board still 2lewd4work just a thought??

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Anonymous 2016-11-01 08:56:18 Post No.4872579
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>>4872011
Impressive repeating integers.

Yuji Sakai 2016-11-01 09:02:56 Post No.4872588
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>>4872579
hhaahahahh you noticed .............lole........................ help me i have extreme despair

how can society be set up to encourage yuji sakai failure????? HOW WHY !!!!!!!!!!

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sick duplicative numeronis my dudeo
are the starting materials a n-benzyl imine and an acyl chloride? what kind of ligand complex is the gold bound to?
depending on group tolerance that oxazole synth is bretty lewd

Anonymous
2016-11-01 01:02:05 Post No.4871997
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Anonymous 2016-11-01 01:02:05 Post No. 4871997 [Report] [View this topic]

woah hey guys

welcome to my swamp

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Anonymous 2016-11-01 01:02:49 Post No.4871998
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donkey that

Anonymous 2016-11-01 01:04:45 Post No.4872001
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Anonymous 2016-11-01 01:04:45 Post No.4872001 [Report]

John: I really, really, really like this image.

wisteria 2016-11-01 01:09:49 Post No.4872009
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>>4871997
.... don't worry your worried little mind about me how anybody would react to your effeminate little hypothetical situation....

... if I were you I would be much more concerned about how people are reacting to you asking this question in the first place....

Here's how I REACTED :

Obviously you don't have a girlfriend... In fact you never get laid, and if you told me that you did, you would be lying...

Instead of getting your act together and actually attempting to find a real-life sexual partner, you sit, incessantly seeking the vapid, inexperienced 'advice' of countless faceless males, while simultaneously replacing any real life sexual or social interaction with this transparently homoerotic cyber penispuffing party.....

Sedentary, Smelly and Falsely Reassured... You now venture into the bizarre practice of tossing out irrelevant hypotheticals...

Forgive me for noticing this but... Your question seemed to have a hidden Fruedian Surprise topic...

It's not like you actually give a shit about anybody's answer.. This was just your opportunity to roll out the homosexual red carpet and see what faceless Anonymous celebrities of sexual desperation and embarrassingly obsolete computers might come stumbling along...

Congratulations. This is your 'pick-up technique' now... while sexually stable heterosexual males are out there fighting the good fight, willing to be rejected 99 times in the name of bagging the one precious gem, here YOU sit, surreptitiously attempting to lure in unsuspecting males....

I'm very concerned about you getting deep vein thrombosis... if you don't get off your fat lazy ass soon and do something, there's a good chance a blood clot will dislodge from your fat fucking leg, and travel all the way to your lung, causing a pulmonary embolism....

I'm not saying that would be a bad thing.. In fact, I speak for everyone in here when I say "the world would be a much better place without you".

You and your stupid question

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2016-11-01 00:53:24 Post No.4871980
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Anonymous 2016-11-01 00:53:24 Post No. 4871980 [Report] [View this topic]

the people on this board are very very intelligent

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Anonymous 2016-11-01 00:54:11 Post No.4871981
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Anonymous 2016-11-01 00:54:11 Post No.4871981 [Report]

yet frogposters are still dumb

Anonymous 2016-11-01 00:55:22 Post No.4871983
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Anonymous 2016-11-01 00:55:22 Post No.4871983 [Report]

it's a piece of cake to make a piece of cake if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the books you know you can't be lazy
if you use a messy recipe the cake will end up crazy
if you do the cooking by the books
then you'll have a cake

Anonymous 2016-11-01 01:00:07 Post No.4871994
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>>4871983
thank you

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2016-11-01 00:41:07 Post No.4871959
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Anonymous 2016-11-01 00:41:07 Post No. 4871959 [Report] [View this topic]

>I've grown up to be like Yui

music and memes for this feel?

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i got u

Anonymous 2016-11-01 00:46:38 Post No.4871967
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>>4871963
im le repordin u fbi lol

Anonymous 2016-11-01 00:48:03 Post No.4871971
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Anonymous 2016-11-01 00:48:03 Post No.4871971 [Report]

yui a slut

SLUT

Uber Rider
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Today Uber Rider 2016-11-01 00:35:38 Post No. 4871946 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me
>Be late 2 skool
>no ride from mum
> "uber tiem xd"
> hotline blings
> "Hello"
> "ayyy yo mayne dis ya uber."
> "oh shit. I'll be out there inna minute."
> "Alright, Hurry up."
> rip hotline bling
> I go outside
>I see car
> early 2000s, late 90s grey Toyota corolla
> I go to get in
> "not there"
> uw0tm8
> "..."
> "Get in the front"
>ohshit.jpeg
>thishasneverhappenedtomeb4iswear.png
>I open the door
>I am immediately bombarded with the strong scent of smoke.
>He smokes
>He's listening to rap music on the radio
>he has windows open
>so smoke smell isn't that bad
>but dat bass be BLASTIN
>He turns to me
>" I don't know if you know this"
> "and I don't mean to be rude"
> This outta be good
> "but I don't get paid for time"
> "I was waiting out here"
> "for five minutes
> "I'm sorry, dude."
> "It's okay, man - now you know."
>he begins crusin'
>"so you doing anything for Halloween?"
>"yea man"
>"gettin' your treats ready?
smokin' weed?"
>disnigga.gif
>"not today'
>"you?"
> "not today."
>these quips tho
>"I accept tips"
>this bitch tho
>"I actually didn't bring my wallet today" I lol
>we have some banter about wallets and shit and then get to the topic of "what if" I need some form of ID
>"i'm just an unidentified white kid"
>we get to school
>he says to have a nice day @ skool
>fucking fist bumps me
>I almost say "you too" but then remember he's a grown ass man
>"thanks"
>I get out
>as i'm about to close the door he says "Five stars." Not as a fucking question.
>how alpha
> I lol again. and say "I give everyone five stars"
>he smiles wickedly
>I walk away

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Uber Rider 2016-11-01 00:37:49 Post No.4871952
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pt. 2

I'm also wearing an "Everybody Sucks 2016" tshirt
and have a massive trump mask in my bp
> I get in
>late af
>secretary looks @ me like i'm some sort of illegal alien
>retard pacing dramatically back and forth whilst muttering to himself in lobby
>it's time to suit up
>puts on mask
>secretary looks at me goes "HA" points at me and goes "LOOK"
>retard looks @ me
>fucking screams
>high pitched
>like a bitch in a slasher movie
>they make me take off my mask
>rip
>but I put it back on when I get to class
>fuckthepolice.jpeg
>meme magic is fucking real
> day ends
>I go home
> I look in bp for my keys
>find them
>right next to my FUCKING WALLET
>KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK