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>>4874966
Don't forget the simpler things! You are a social creature and need conversation and companionship. Option A is the sensible option.

(nice dubs)
((mermaid cloaca))

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>>4874966
woah that's a pretty big presumption how do you know she would want sex

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on my way to school

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>>4874925
on my way 2 ur moms vagina

t. my penis

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had to catch the bus lol

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is that fucking Mac?

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Anonymous 2016-11-02 15:55:34 Post No.4874920
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Thanks for this thread, lad. I needed a good wank.

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The large ass and rabbit ears make it extra sophisticated.

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>>4874915

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Dicke.

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>>4874911
nice dubs and good double digits

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>>4874911
smol benis :D

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>>4874931
little ones are the hottest since you can fit the whole thing in your mouth easier and they're cute

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Anonymous 2016-11-02 15:26:02 Post No. 4874883 [Report] [View this topic]

le smuchu mamoiselle

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le smuchu mamoiselle

~~gewd meem[/spoiler )~~

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>>4874883
tet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ-HnoMBg40

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>>4874904
why kiss turn em to monster?

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post your best creepypastas Anonymous 2016-11-02 15:03:48 Post No. 4874861 [Report] [View this topic]

One day we went to the flea market and i picked up a copy of pokeman from an old man who warned me that it was haunted so i said ok and ignored it since he was an faget. I stuck it into my gaymeboy and then my gameboy turned into hyper realistic blood and then my cartridge came to liefe and then a an cuboner came out and then he made me turn to super realistic blood and then he turned into blood! 24 years latter i gave the game to my son and then he turned into BLOOD AND THEN I TURNED INTO BLOOD AND THEN CHARIZARD CAME OUT AND KILLEDED MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND THEN THE WORLD TURNED INTO HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!1

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>>4874861
Where did you get this picture of my wife

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this story really happened to me
I was reading a websight in the internet computer (at the libary) when the lights turn off near my internet computer. I wanted to ask who did it but it is a libary so i have to be quiet and also I was masterbetting and didn't want to get thrown out again. I didn't hear any sound so I took off my headphones and looked around.
That's when I saw it. ses

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